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Bernardo

@queefneyspears.bsky.social
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Brazilian-Canadian puta with a heart of bronze. Opinions my own unless they offend you, in which case they're your mother's instagr.am/bernardomarra

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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
like who is this for
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
esse governo do Lula é pura covardia, puta merda
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Patrô o seu carequinha favorito @patrocinio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
É impressionante a dificuldade que o PT possui com situações que não são propostas ou protagonizadas por eles. Dá pra viabilizar essa luta com apoio interno e os caras simplesmente fingem que nada tá acontecendo. É revoltante, puta merda.
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
just... yikes. what a time to be alive
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
the US needs to be banned from choosing things for a bit tbh
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
“good night”??? ok so you’re like in love with me???
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The fall of the Roman Empire but very stupid and everyone has phones.
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vulvão de nova iguaçu @gorilagato.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
pior de tudo é que o erlon misk está feliz. e se ele está feliz eu estou triste
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Alice crouches and looks down the rabbit hole. 

Caption: Fuck this shit 

I'm off to Wonderland
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay??? i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
BREAKING: Tesla Unveils New Slogan “How Do You Want to Die Today?”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
“Hello, yes, Madame Vice President I am an undecided voter, and while I fully recognize that your opponent has vowed to ‘incinerate’ my immediate family in ‘murdercubes,’ I’m worried that if one day I become a billionaire, I might not be able to afford a seventh superyacht, can you address this?”
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
the DC Peel wasn't great but it's bananas of you to compare it to this illegibly frankensteined hieroglyphs dumpster fire
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
and here I was thinking I couldn't love Mark any more lmaooo
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
tadinha da montanha, imagina ser pisada mesmo que brevemente por um lixo desses
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
queria também, to que nem a hillary duff cantando come clean pra ver se manifesto isso
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
no fim das contas todo mundo tinha razão mesmo, joker 2 é uma merrequinha pífia perto do primeiro
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Datena tá muito reizinho ultimamente, não esperava isso dele
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fred 🐙 @putzfred.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
vazia temporariamente, dps desse photoshoot com ctz alguém preenche 😌
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
To keep your significant other on their toes, leave "how to commit the perfect murder" on all your browser histories
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11/10/2024
Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
pode tirar, inclusive tira mais que tá pouco
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
sim e não, acho que complica as coisas o fato de que as próprias falas dela já devem ter influenciado outras mulheres a ficar em relacionamentos abusivos, e ela só se tocou disso aqui que a vítima foi ela. MAS se ela realmente se tocou de verdade e mudar de agora em diante, ela merece perdão mesmo
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glô @palestrinha.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
a situação do twitter é tipo ver um amigo querido virar crente. é triste mas perdemos. ele já tá te chamando pra ir no culto no fim de semana, não tem mais o que fazer
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Jeff Nascimento @jnascim.info · 11/10/2024
Poder360: “Sairia mais barato ter emitido 3.000 bilhetes aéreos Beirute-Brasília pelo Decolar.com do que ter preparado uma operação de resgate dos brasileiros no Líbano” Imediações do aeroporto em Beirute há uma semana ⤵︎
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
quer saber, se ela realmente usar a plataforma dela pra desmentir as próprias posições passadas eu vou escolher acreditar (mas só então né pq ainda não fez nada)
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
é sempre um perfil sem foto da pessoa nem informação pessoal sendo descaradamente nazista, né? pq será, as bonita tem medo de serem quebradas no pau se falarem essa merda em público pra todo mundo ver?
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
amei a diva, só faltou berrar "louca eu não to ainda não mas se vc quiser eu posso ficar"
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
oh I'm the apocalyptic personality hire. i'm not particularly useful per se, but I keep the group afloat with dumb dick jokes and my pathological need to be keep everyone happy
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
*clicks Keep Me Signed In for the 327th time*
DW from Arthur with exhausted black bags under her eyes
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
same but my crime was singing her a tina turner cover called Simply Abbess
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter bc I need the attention
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
incrível como o twitter afeta quem a gente é aqui eu to de bom humor e fazendo trocadilho podre, lá se não vier alguém falar merda comigo eu msm vou e acho alguém pra brigar
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
KKKKK tadinho, o povo é muito péssimo que horror
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micróbio viado @microplasticos.site · 09/10/2024
o importante eh continuar tentando
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
eu não ~preciso~ saber quem mas ao msm tempo preciso sim
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
an interesting thing about twitter now that it's been unbanned here is that it's broken as shit? like what a difference having Pink Butterfly Dad™️ @pfrazee.com and the nameless nerds he keeps in his basement makes tbh
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
kkkk mulher vc é louca, calor é só o que faz nesse país esses dias n aguento maisss
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
olha por mim pode chover de agora até o carnaval msm, eu to felicissimo com a vibe cinzenta o vento delicioso o calor infernal afugentado
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
honestly you like discovered the lost city of atlantis, paid your hydro bill, learned aramaic AND built a semi-decent birdhouse that's just like a lot frankly
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
I think it's good that people feel shame about their racism; I think it's bad that a major political party has embraced it as a source of pride.
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
that, or that their viewers understand that having a character exhibit reprehensible behaviour is not an edorsement of said kind of behaviour lotttta people slept during that class apparently
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
i'm proud of you but ngl just hearing about that level of productivity exhausted me
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
i hope henry kissinger comes back so i can kill him with an actual gun i'm really going to shoot henry kissinger dead
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
this is all so scary bc I lived in Tampa in 2012 and I remember literally going for a jog during tropical storm Tony bc it was so chill like what is happening this is INSANE
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
crazy how this happens tbh
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Bernardo @queefneyspears.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
and eventually Andy drunkenly screams "WHAT KINDA NAME IS MILTON ANYWAY, YOU SOUND LIKE A DUMB BITCH" into the storm
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
"Anderson?" "Yeah it fucking sucks out here man."
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