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Quadlok

@quadlok.bsky.social
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Why do I curse? Grandma was an angry driver picking me up from kindergarten. Evidence of how obnoxious and pigheaded I've been in life can probably still be found at bbs.stardestroyer.net and Fark.com.

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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I the only one seeing echos of people expecting all Muslims to condemn acts of terror commited by one of their fellow believers with the Cornell story? It feels off. 100% fuck how SA is handled in this country, and all the men in that group text and the college admins should be prosecuted.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Appropriately late (West Coast and a late starting high school), I just remembered my own personal 9/11 on 9/11, when a goddamn wasp flew into my eye and stung me. Our biology teacher thought getting us out to take water samples would distract us. Better than the history teacher binging Fox News.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Things seem to be dying down. Possibly because I just keep blocking everyone with nothing new to say. Possibly because folks got bored of being wrong. Maybe even a few understood me. Back to obscurity until I piss someone off again I guess.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Could the folks threatening to dox me and saying all sorts of nasty shit about me over your own failures to grasp context or the English language in general maybe chill? Like, call me an ugly dipshit, but don't say you're gonna call the cops on me. That's not cool guys. People die that way.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Omg, you're like obsessed with me. Also don't quote post me if I can't comment. Yes, on a one to one basis, that's the amount of physical force he used. Not appropriate to use against an intimate partner, but also not an unsurprising act from someone of his background.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anyone having weird nostalgia for 2003? The debates over the Iraq War? The geek paradise of being in the midst of the Prequels, The Lord of the Rings, and The Matrix Trilogies? Thinking we still had time to avert global warming?
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As much as I want every member of this administration in prison 10 years ago, I do think it would be hilarious if Trump slipped this mortal coil around Christmas 2028 after a resounding defeat. Because then JD Vance could take up the mantle of shortest serving president from William Henry Harrison.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I realize I am both way too white and way to bald to say this but fuck it. Jalen Brunson's box braids make it look like he's got alopecia or is getting chemo. He just does not have the follicular density man.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ok so one thing I can say for The Mandalorian and Grogu is it made me rewatch the first act of Return of the Jedi and realize that Jabba is supposed to be out of his mind on drugs the whole time. Like maybe Carrie Fisher did a little script doctoring using her memories of late stage John Belushi.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A big fuck you to Amtrak. Don't say your train is gonna be 15 minutes late and then somehow make it up and leave 45 seconds after your arrival time.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Where do people fight on the internet anymore? Out of respect to several relatives I'm obligated to stay off Facebook until certain people are dead and/or divorced. And no way am I going to Twitter. Reddit maybe? I hate the way its organized.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My belated take on The Mandalorian and Grogu is I wanted more cameos from elsewhere in the franchise. If you're gonna make a movie that seems largely to be fan service for an obscure and unpopular animated film, at least give me a scene with any of the other Mandalorians. Hell, get Dengar in it.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Local ad for Carr Law, and I know exactly where they filmed it. Makes me wistful for the Burger King that was there when I was little that had a metal enclosed helical slide. Looking back I have to wonder how many intoxicated teens and adults they had to drag out of it weekly.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Big dream of mine is to one day live in a polity in which all law enforcement duties are conducted by people on a one year lottery basis. Cops, judges, attorneys, etc. What we have is such an artifice to exclusionary language and entrenched corruption it surpasses the military industrial complex.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
So is the true fulcrum of the political spectrum just whether or not kids get the neurodivergence beaten out of them as a child?
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fucker muted me, but I want him to thank him for reminding me that it's best to just call someone out as what they are in plain language. In his case, a brainwashed bootlicking crybaby bitch.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My mother basically sets her clock to MS(NBC)/(NOW) and I feel incredibly vindicated that my visceral distaste for Eric Swalwell every time he popped his giant noggin on the TV screen has been confirmed.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How do reporters not beat these weasels to death?
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
c.org/9dPmTMY4SD
c.org
Keep the Evergreen State College pool open
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I will be 40 this year, so maybe I'm just old, but my god all those new artist nominees on the Grammys where terrible.
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Suzie @motherofbears.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I desperately need an audio of Zorak saying this. It's from Cartoon Planet's Top 5 Countdown. I have searched everywhere I can think of.
I love a wheat roll with a slice of tomato And a big crunchy cockroach, hey, hold the mayo. My lovely roach sandwich, I savor the taste, You toucha my sandwich, I breaka you' face!

I breaka, I breaka, I breaka yo' face!
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/11/2025
RIP Arlo Guthrie you would have loved alt text
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It's A Wonderful Secret (2003)
Donald Trump celebrates Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
When it comes to shit talking dead mass murderers, I'm an asshole. I guess I'm just gonna have to learn how to bear that.I could write a book on how much posts like this annoy me. Fuck Dick Cheney. Fuck any of his kids and family members who were under the impression he was a good guy.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
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Cascadia(PNW) @cascadiarevolting.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
🙄 brought to you by the people who also didn’t want churches to have to report pedophiles.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 27/10/2025
also i’m not sad i’m just very aware of everything all the time forever
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"I have a Cybertruck, what kind of car do you drive?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I wonder if I will ever be far enough removed from my WoW playing days to read LFG as let's fucking go instead of looking for group.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 06/10/2025
this is my political affiliation now
a guy wearing a black t shirt that says:

IT MAKES ME MAD
WHEN THE TACO BELL MENU IS TRYING OUT NEW SPECIALTIES AND SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND THEN TACO BELL TAKES THEM AWAY
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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“The DHS is Moonman posting!” You wake up, it’s 2019, this has all been a horrible dream. COVID-19, QAnon Shaman insurrection, Femboy Groyper, Tylenol Autism, Charlie Kirk OwO Helldivers. All the result of acetylcholine neurons firing high-voltage impulses creating images in your sleeping brain.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Not to ever give anyone at ICE the benefit of the doubt, but people know that "fuck them kids" was a line from famous Chicago Bull Michael Jordan right?
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HistoryLink.org @historylink.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
#OnThisDay in 2008, an armored car guard was robbed at the Bank of America in Monroe, and the robber escaped by inner tube on Woods Creek. historylink.org/File/8829
Looking east at the intersection of Main Street and Lewis Street (Washington State Route 203) in downtown Monroe, Washington, October 9, 2019
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
THAT IS CORRECT
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I was asked by @gqmagazine.bsky.social to write a little bit about just going bald in the age of widespread head-shaving and affordable, believable hair transplants...so I did!
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Nothing Looks Cooler Than Not Caring You’re Balding
In a polarized culture that demands balding men pick a side, opting for the follicular middle ground is a refreshing act of honesty.
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Washington State Democrats @wadems.org · 24/09/2025
KOMO, Seattle's ABC affiliate owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group, is continuing to block Jimmy Kimmel Live!, even after Disney reinstated the show. We can't let corporate censorship dictate what's on our screens. Sign the petition:
actionnetwork.org
Tell KOMO to stop censoring Jimmy Kimmel
KOMO TV just announced they won't air “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” even after ABC backtracked on censoring him. Their owner – right-wing media corporation Sinclair Broadcast Group – is trying to silence peopl...
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 24/09/2025
KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
Back of business man's head facing Trump from waist down wearing long red tie unzipping pants in Oval Office
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why did no one tell me there were geese that stuck their feet out of the water while not paddling? They look hilarious.
2 geese on a pond.
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DJ Junk @joe-crowder.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There's a family of Greater White Fronted Geese hanging out with the resident Canadians at the local pond, and if those demon waterfowl can be friendly to their smaller cousins, why can't we?
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I know I'm far from the target audience, but I doubt ICE wanted my response to their SNF ad trying to poach cops from SPD to be hysterical laughter.
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Quadlok @quadlok.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
While it is scary to see media and tech companies rush to bend the knee to Trump it is worth remembering that, despite what the stock market thinks, they aren't in any way economically vital. /1
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