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@qtip.bsky.social
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In this house we believe that ketchup is a war crime, Habenero is the best pepper, and that Mint Chocolate is an affront to God. Trans Rights are Human Rights.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
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MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
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Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026
We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them!
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026
I swore I’d let my son grow and blossom into whoever he wants to be, but today he decided he’s a Cowboys fan, and I’m struggling.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026
crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally, capitulation on trans issues just reinforces the idea that dems are cowards who are uninterested in fighting for anyone. If I can't trust you to fight on trans issues I can't trust you to fight on affordability, holding trump cronies to account, or literally anything else
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine the message it would send nationally if James Talarico had decided to hold the line on trans issues and still won And sorry honey you can't talk about how that's not possible. Andy Beshear won twice in a redder state in worse environments while compassionately holding the line on this issue
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Democrat politicians have decided to loudly and publicly throw trans people under the bus then Democrat politicians have decided they do not need trans people's votes. If it goes badly for them they do not get to point the finger and blame trans people for sitting out. They made a decision.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh.....honey
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was beloved/will be remembered exactly the way vampiric tech oligarchs desperately want to be and it drives them absolutely nuts that the way to achieve that is to actually live the life she did
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shout out to the guy at the O'Hara airport ordering a dozen donuts at Dunkin at 6:30pm on a Thursday. You know what you are about and I respect it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
one part “my green room friends thought it was mean,” one part debilitating fear of backlash. inability to see that ossof successfully goaded the white house into *being reactive* and thus revealing that there is a story here
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ok but two things: 1. the bar isn't "helpful", its "truthful"; offering a bunch of lies with a smile isn't actually the goal here 2. people are pissed because the WH press insists on defending an ally of American fascism, not because they think you were lying about her being helpful
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Suitors when it has been three years and Penelope has still not finished the shroud
A scene from "Its always sunny" but with a word in the line changed so it reads "That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about weaving to dispute it"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Former NBA Super Star”
Inglorious bastards three fingers meme
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is not important at all but it's worth noting that Francesca Hong is absolutely correct about Culvers cheese curds. Those things are fucking terrible. I love Culvers, I love their burgers, their fries, their onion rings, their custard, etc. The curds? Awful.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Pens. I fucking love a basic no frills pen.
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think the people online being mad about Emily Wilson's critiques of the film "The Odyssey" are engaging in a type of reactionary behavior that is adjacent to the behavior of the racist and transpiobic chud's upon learning that the film had black people and trans people in it
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy Friday to you guys
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" I once watched a laserdisc of the movie "Fantasia" at my elementary school
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the fact that our elites cannot, ever, just call a thing what it is will be the death of this society. he was a vicious, antisocial scumbag. his crimes are literally legion. if the opposition can't vocalize that what good are they? and werent they trying to jail this loser? grow a pair
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cuomo’s victory was supposed to be part of the “MeToo went too far narrative arc that large parts of the New York media and political establishment were extremely eager to push
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage the movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot you just don’t usually hear about it
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026
has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026
challenging to phrase this exactly right because it'd be in bad taste to use this as a gotcha against all his supporters, but the journalists who very explicitly framed Platner as a rejection of stuff like "HR Lady Politics" or (ugh) "smoothgroins" should take a long, hard, look in the mirror today
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
[going up to Taylor Swift's dad] fuckin, thanks for the open bar man, you must be so proud
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Surprised she didn't say Palestine also needs phones in schools
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Removed this tree branch from my car because I didn't have time to wait for 311
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My most dirtbag American opinion remains that I do not understand what purpose "offsides" serves in soccer and every time soccer fans explain it it remains incoherent. Much like the pitch clock, I think we should just spend one full season with no offsides and I bet everyone would agree its better
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the mlb regular season is heating up
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Polymarket offered me enough money to pay my rent for ten months for one post in my newsletter and I turned it down because I enjoy being able to sleep at night.
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Its so funny that these people are trying to do eugenics (our genes are superior and we will survive diseases) when they are actually doing natural selection (we are too stupid to take vaccines and us and our children will die at higher rates)
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Noticing more pride month posts from sports teams than last year. Further evidence that woke 2.0 is coming for conservatives the way the asteroid came for the dinosaurs
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Platner stuff might not end up mattering but this was entirely predictable and basically everyone from the national party to the state party to the media apparatus and the primary voters themselves are to blame
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you think this looks like a threat to free speech you're wrong. Threats to free speech are when sex pests lose their jobs as magazine editors.
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The thing is, I think Platner is probably not a secret Nazi who is waiting to get into the Senate to flip on us. I think he's probably just an edgelord who currently believes what he says he does but who has given no evidence that he can stick with & work for a set of beliefs.
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QMR @qtip.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This Dutch chocolate oreo cake
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