Reposted by PwndogCarlos @dapherdoos.bsky.social · 22/04/2025The indie bookstore around the corner had this sign. So I went inside and bought 2 books from the banned book section. Support local small businesses. Read banned books. Drink your Ovaltine. 347222342877
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2025starting to suspect i've been shadowrennered on the jeremy renner app 3081934
Reposted by Pwndogcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/04/2025if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually 78259365813
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/04/2025*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt* 2477457
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 02/04/2025ROCKY: yo Adrian A$AP ROCKY: yo Adrian hurry up 110225
Reposted by PwndogKrassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Cory Booker is awesome! 993580400
Reposted by PwndogTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 31/03/2025It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country. 102180112501
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/03/2025once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this 471882244
Reposted by Pwndogdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/03/2025daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean 299173051822
Reposted by PwndogGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 27/03/2025"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot. 139109431859
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/03/2025hello, i'm in charge of the snack cart on Snowpiercer. first of all, what the hell 39121489
Reposted by Pwndog𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/03/2025FRIENDS IN DC: at 4:05 there will be a flyover of four F-15s for the opening game of the Washington Nationals. It is not a misdirected airstrike by a drunk Pete Hegseth, so no worries. 1342304378
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/03/2025(speaking into a flashlight) and you couldn't even skip the tv show intro 551474132
Reposted by PwndogSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 27/03/2025A live-action Snow White remake was a terrible idea that got bad reviews and was the subject of an extensive racist harassment campaign by trend-surfing right-wing parasites trying to boost their monetizable YouTube engagement. Perhaps most importantly, Rachel Zegler tweeted "Free Palestine" once 319122
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/03/2025move over, stockholm syndrome 1503947141
Reposted by PwndogAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 26/03/2025My genius plan is to call the guy with the full transcript of my crimes a liar and see what happens 493547435
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 26/03/2025DINOSAUR PRESIDENT: as my first executive action I am outlawing meteors CAVEMAN: *frantically pointing up as the sky darkens* DINOSAUR PRESIDENT: *eats caveman* 225856
Reposted by PwndogSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 25/03/2025It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide 36208824145
Reposted by PwndogJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This fountain in L'Aquila was designed to look like it's pouring lava for a brief time each day when the sun hits it at just the right angle. 160114631211
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/03/2025hey did anyone else get invited to "blame canada/land invasion" nextdoor group chat too 759825830
Reposted by Pwndoglukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Just found out that posting nice pictures of mushrooms is taxable. I’m ruined 3786660180
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/03/2025i did it. i crusted an uncrustable 184209388
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If you don't want me to eat those silica gel packs stop wrapping them in salt packages. 512537
Reposted by PwndogThe Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/03/2025Top intelligence committees need to begin an investigation into Pete Hegseth's epic Signal chat mishap. ASAP. There should be televised hearings so all Americans have transparency on how such an enormous breach of national security could take place in first place. 1601331659295
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Please respect my privacy by sharing this post with your followers. 34318
Reposted by PwndogThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2025Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together 459311304837
Reposted by PwndogAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/03/2025We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits. 573330597592
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/03/2025HER: I tried calling you ME: I know HER: why didn't you pick up? ME: I have rangxiety 15510
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/03/2025they should invent a weekend that is restful 1215967549
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/03/2025the tragedy of social media, in two acts 366162515
Reposted by PwndogAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 03/03/2025My prediction is that they will fuck up the mail soon. I also predict that it will not be a popular move. 742171101435
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 04/03/2025ME: want to go for a walk? DOG: *tilts head* ME: go for a walk? DOG: *tail wags* ME: walk? DOG: *barks* ME: *hands him his leash* ok go have fun 214618
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 04/03/2025NEWS: the tariffs apply to items like auto parts, cosmetics and luggage ME: meh NEWS: also donuts ME: *sets fire to a cybertruck* 311935
Reposted by PwndogJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/02/2025THEM: you look tired ME: I am tired THEM: oh right because of the… ME: the horrors yeah THEM: right right, that’s right 162642449
Reposted by PwndogBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/02/2025"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better." My god, he went full Bette Davis. 1007315825
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Zelensky not punching him right in the face is perhaps the greatest act of self-restraint I have ever witnessed. 71065236
Reposted by Pwndogpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025What I love is having opinions that are controversial enough to make a lot of people mad at me but that are also so boring they have no iconoclastic charge to them at all. For example: I Get Around is the best Beach Boys song 3753101114
Reposted by PwndogRick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Has someone tried turning this simulation off and back on again? Could help. 1521524
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/02/2025(not getting 😂 slack reacjis because my messages are bad) slack must be down 523214
Reposted by PwndogDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I wish there was some way to alert people that The Hot Stepper is coming 2327927
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/02/2025no the three staffers left at yosemite aren't yosemite sam, foghorn leghorn, and tasmanian devil. that isn't true 938163656
Reposted by Pwndogbobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 24/02/2025some of y’all need to take a xanax before logging on here. not everything has to be PVP. be normal 926621
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/02/2025ROBBER: hand over your valuables and no one gets hurt ME: *frantically licks ice cream cone* 516646
Reposted by PwndogJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/02/2025in the 1900s, bit coins were usually made of chocolate 54137074
Reposted by Pwndogeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 22/02/2025A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right 1414586196
Reposted by PwndogDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Pickup artists really ruined the image of approaching a lady and impressing her with your magic and sorcery 437145
Reposted by PwndogKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/02/2025JAMES BOND: do you expect me to talk? GOLDFINGER: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to Prime JAMES BOND: to what? GOLDFINGER: um to die. I expect you to die JAMES BOND: GOLDFINGER: [whispering] when you learn about the perks of an Amazon Prime membership DIRECTOR: CUT 522134
