Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025FAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSsssssssSsssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss sss Ss Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Sss Sdffppplpppbbvttt S Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwek 120 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Man, did I just order this for my wall? ....yes. 5415 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryGoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025repost if you love tasty snacks or you hate ICE and the IDF 518896 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryJamie Dyer @jamiedcville.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The Fuck Israel feed exists. Get on it with a simple 'Fuck Israel' post. bsky.app/profile/did:... 021 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryAlex Ocana @alexocana.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Madeen, attempting to break the IDF blockade of Gaza, is now offshore of Alexandria, Egypt and accompanied by smaller boats. #FreedomFlotilla live.garmin.com/session/e162... 0127 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryCam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 07/06/2025“The secret of my longevity is ‘Grape Nuts.’” 082 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025How dystopian is it that we don't have a can that extrudes scramble eggs express to your plate? 010 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I had way more pictures of ass on my twitter feed. Step it up, blue sky 010 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryGoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025reminder that abolish ICE was the moderate position 111374313 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025God Jesus fuck, I remember why I was on Twitter dot com 010 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025If someone says they like country music, and Copperhead Road isn't one of the first songs they think of, they're a fucking fed 110 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Hey blueskyers: I'm crazy in love if you were curious 150 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I trust someone will notify over here when it finally happens? 000 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025My tweet that more men need to kill themselves is never going to be deleted. I'm sad that there's a safe place for incels to further radicalize each other, but apparently it's govt sanctioned now 010 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I'm not calling it fucking "skeeting" just so you know 020 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 07/06/2025When people throw fasteners at you that's called a screwkkake. 615369 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Getting back to what drew me to social media in the first place: reposting someone far funnier than me: @stefanthinks.bsky.social 030 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Welp, caught a ban on Twitter for telling gr*k to kill itself...guess I'm over here now 4240 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Can a guy die from too many blowjobs? Let's watch 030 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryCatalina @holacati.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Apologies to John Mellencamp, but I always hear it as R-O-Z-K in the USA. I'm not sure what this means 151 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/05/2025You know a company really cooking when their phone menu options have changed 1031375 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I'll seek validation over here too, fuckit 268 on the scale, LFG 050 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Another day, another “this sh!t again?” 17225 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I heard you were all humorless dicks over here. I told the others that they were dicks. Let's see what happens 030 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I couldn't wait for spring. Had to craft me an effigy 020 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryGoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025SILENCE OGRE, BACK TO YOUR BOG!!!!!! 1181 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Could you give us a little privacy sir? There’s zero chance I’m buying this mattress without fucking my wife on it first 718249 0
Reposted by Not Sensei GaryLet the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025You are watching the Superbowl in which athletes have a paltry 2 legs each. The elite among us are watching Puppy Bowl in which everyone has all the legs plus you can put your entire ass in a bowl of water right on the field if you want. 1111 0
Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Am I a bad leftist for not knowing Tom Green started out straight gangsta rap? 020 0
