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Not Sensei Gary

@punchmaster.bsky.social
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Former bio was funnier when I was a heavy drinker

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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Does this cunt get 8k a month
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Vote blue resist
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fellow PNW'ers IYKYK
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It's summer, gang. Fuck this heat
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I'll seek validation over here too, fuckit 268 on the scale, LFG
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I couldn't wait for spring. Had to craft me an effigy
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm all off to Dublin in the green
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I know my resolution is to start loving myself, but this looks like someone put a beanie and a gorilla mask on post-death emperor Palpatine
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
🎵Na na na na Nanna naanna nanna tacos🎵🎸💥
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I knew I saved this picture for a reason
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Anonymous tipster:
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
If you're gonna eat tacos, then you're gonna need a whole lotta green stuff
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I did a thing
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Moderated by Tom Waits and Wolfman Jack
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Iykyk
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@blutubecardio.bsky.social Accidentally twinned with #dailybaby
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
What you guys are missing out on
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Is this Mons Pubis
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My order is ready
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I do nice work, just not much of it
Vaulted ceiling with exposed, rough-hewn timbers
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Nobody likes gatekeepers to ogredom
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Who want me
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We would like a word
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If I ever get tired of tacos, lead me out to pasture
Taco taco
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
¿Tacos mariscos? El Lunes? Estas loco?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Not relevant, but no 1 blocked makes me giggle
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
What do you mean it was yesterday??!!
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Like one that comes alive when no one is looking?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You know you want it
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Mango curry and Kashmiri naan
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I hope my balls fit into this
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I found a mammoth, thick, blue-veiner (censored for your safety)
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Philly meat
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is worse than anything I've ever got in an MRE
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They hanged someone in Pocatello for this kinda scheme
Soap with a prize inside
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Me and the boys out on the town
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It doesn't even fukn phase her anymore...
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I haven't been in this high of cotton since I sold a case of salve to my demented uncle and cashed my earnings in on a monogram pen and pencil set
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I searched it...I think we're copyright free
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
You're not the only one.
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
You guys miss the other place yet?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Scoob, por vous otra vez
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Scoob, por vous
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Is this thing anatomically correct?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
And then I got high...la da da dadada
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