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Not Sensei Gary

@punchmaster.bsky.social
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Former bio was funnier when I was a heavy drinker

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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Do you guys still call them "skeets"?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Does this cunt get 8k a month
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Vote blue resist
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Vote blue no matter who
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
FAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSsssssssSsssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss sss Ss Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Sss Sdffppplpppbbvttt S Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwek
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Heard, Yambs
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Twitter.com shithole
twitter.com
X. It’s what’s happening
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
How is the resistance going
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Goose!!!!! I love you!
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Man, did I just order this for my wall? ....yes.
Along canvas picture of Bigfoot laying on his side petting a raccoon's butt
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
repost if you love tasty snacks or you hate ICE and the IDF
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Thank you, Mac
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Get it, Tyrone
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
😊 thanks
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yeah, I've never clicked with someone so fast. We met on hinge, talked nightly for about 2 weeks, met, and I was smitten. Last time I felt electricity like this, I was a teen.
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Same, ambular!
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
🤣
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
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Jamie Dyer @jamiedcville.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The Fuck Israel feed exists. Get on it with a simple 'Fuck Israel' post. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fellow PNW'ers IYKYK
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Lmao
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It sure got stupid over there, and idk what it says about me for sticking around so long...
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Alex Ocana @alexocana.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Madeen, attempting to break the IDF blockade of Gaza, is now offshore of Alexandria, Egypt and accompanied by smaller boats. #FreedomFlotilla live.garmin.com/session/e162...
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“The secret of my longevity is ‘Grape Nuts.’”
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Barking at the screen right now
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
How dystopian is it that we don't have a can that extrudes scramble eggs express to your plate?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I had way more pictures of ass on my twitter feed. Step it up, blue sky
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
reminder that abolish ICE was the moderate position
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AMP @sonofpootietang.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I deeply feel this.
A opossum wizard named Li'l Stevey Winwood is letting the world know that he pay his own bills and can cuss all he wants.
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
God Jesus fuck, I remember why I was on Twitter dot com
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Goddammit, Steve. Tbf, I wouldn't stop calling once I heard those pipes
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
If someone says they like country music, and Copperhead Road isn't one of the first songs they think of, they're a fucking fed
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It's summer, gang. Fuck this heat
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I pulled a few boners once
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
good morning
Comic panel depicting the jokers face as he says "this emphasis on boners had given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham city will die the day of mentioned the word boner!"
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Hey blueskyers: I'm crazy in love if you were curious
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I trust someone will notify over here when it finally happens?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
My tweet that more men need to kill themselves is never going to be deleted. I'm sad that there's a safe place for incels to further radicalize each other, but apparently it's govt sanctioned now
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I'm not calling it fucking "skeeting" just so you know
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I could feel my hands wanting to clutch a hammer🤣
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Oh I do. I'm going to try and be more diligent on here. The dopamine is more sporadic
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I guess I was in autopilot feeding from the outrage machine. How's tings with you?
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
SCOOOOOOOB
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Yeah, maybe my outrage intake could be lessened
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I thinking about taking a page out of your book
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It was an automated thing. I was hoping it was possible. Also, apparently people I've been missing are on here. How are you?
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
When people throw fasteners at you that's called a screwkkake.
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