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International Woman of Mystery. Generally annoyed. Don't make me come over there. She/her

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20h
We're repeatedly told that asylum seekers pose a threat to the good people of our country... Reading about the threatening and violent treatment of elderly and open minded locals in Crowborough I get the impression that the real threat comes from closer to home. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
On Facebook and other platforms, people
who are known to support the asylum
seekers have been threatened with acid
attacks, petrol bombs and rape. The dossier.
which has been seen by the Guardian, also
claims that several local businesses have
been threatened by far-right agitators, along
with a church where some asylum seekers
worship. One man was punched in the throat
after he held up a "Love Thy Neighbour"
sign, while an elderly couple were falsely
accused of supporting sex offenders. In yet
another case, a 92-year-old church volunteer
was reportedly woken at 3am for two nights
in a row by a man standing outside her
home, shining a torch through her window
and shouting abuse
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 30/09/2026
Incidentally if you are an artist in AA at a convention I'm at, and you have an AI wanker near you, HMU on discord and I will come over, creepshot your nearby AI wanker, and report them immediately.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The folk protest music scene is back
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump Victim E. Jean Carroll finally has her damages. #FixedItForYou
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't mind spiders usually but the one that just ran across the living room and stopped in front of the sofa is about the size of my cat. I think it's staring at me...
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Pengu: I Pretend Not To See It
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A drawing of a woman staring at a computer screen with BITCH WHAT THE FUCK reflected in her glasses
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am having EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE happening with something that was supposed to be done in March next year now has to be done by end-Oct, a wedding AND a funeral to attend in the next 2 weeks, new sofa being delivered, workman who was booked 4 months ago starting next week. Arghh
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April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 21/09/2026
This. Mother. Fucker. He had the option when a billionaire put pressure on him to turn it all around. Give the stadiums the finger. Get a groundswell. Have concert venues falling all over themselves to be replacements. Get the people on his side. Instead he's whining about how his tour was hurt.
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Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row
‘I'm feeling all of my friends and family and people I know abandon me,’ said Sheeran
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only author I've ever known who's against libraries, reckoning they stole earnings from him, is Terry Deary.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Morticia Addams Reads 'The Cat in the Hat'
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Am I old enough to be someone's grandmother? Yes, yes I am. Am I going to be online at 2am when the ticketing for my favourite K-pop group opens? Yes, yes I am.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Carrot. Obviously. @terrypratchett.bsky.social
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh no. I’ve accidentally put up a link to the RNLI donation page. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh yeah, I can see it now
Adolf Trump, new dark hair, new look, tiny Hitler mustache
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Trump dyed his hair" is half the headline I was hoping for.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF PRONUNCIATION IS NOT A SIGNIFER OF ANYTHING IT JUST MEANS THEY HAVEN'T HAD TO USE THE WORD OUT LOUD OFTEN ENOUGH COME ON this is fucking ridiculous i hate everything so much
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I eat gluten the following happens: 1. Terrible wind and associated events *waves hand vaguely* 2. Fatigue 3. Both Today it's both but that apple doughnut was absolutely worth it.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Blade Runner Movie: Man in the Rain
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/09/2026
again, the knowledge that coverage like this now happens because of some people who call themselves feminists drives me insane - must everyone who happened to have been born a girl be seen through the lens of "but what about breastfeeding"? is that really what we're doing, again?
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Chaz Stein @charlottestein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The reason JKR is suddenly saying more and more “moderate” seeming things is not because her views are “moderate”, you daft shits. It’s because she is registering that her extremely overtly transphobic points are now making her very unpopular.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There has just been a loud crash upstairs - I'm the only person in the house except for Patrick (cat) and i know it wasn't me... Anyway, have this post about Jennifer Slopez.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Usual procedure for a gas engineer/delivery/whatever that will happen between 7am and 6pm: 1. Ready and dressed with shining morning face at 7am 2. Person arrive at 4pm OR 3. doesn't arrive at all. Today? Forgot to set alarm - woken at 7.05 by doorbell/knocking of gas engineer. FFS.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Our very identity is being atomized, and an anguished allegory is emerging in its place. Scholars may someday study this period in our collective story to learn what not to do as a nation.” noelcasler.substack.com/p/wild-horse...
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‘Wild Horses’
“They saw wild horses racing on the plain, pounding their shadows down the night and leaving in the moonlight a vaporous dust like the palest stain of their passing.”
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did I spend money and go to see The Pirates of Penzance THREE TIMES just because Tim Curry was the Pirate King? Yes, yes I did. And he was magnificent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzq...
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Tim Curry as The Pirate King - 'The Pirates of Penzance -1982 - Royal Variety Performance
YouTube video by Tim Curry
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GODDAMMIT!
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Cocky Frank-N-Furter
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well fuck.
Headline announcing Dolly Parton's death aged 80 goddamnit.
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn. The world has lost a truly fantastic person and we can’t really afford that in the year 2026.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't know why the pollen count is listed as low today - my nose and sinuses say otherwise...
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Claire Trevor: Make It Stop! (Headache Meme)
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a sudden urgent desire for Chinese food...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oooh @rjbarker.bsky.social - you got recommended by Janny Wurts here (although I'm not sure The Bone Ships is old enough or unknown enough to be counted as 'forgotten' so I'm just going with books re recommends) www.youtube.com/watch?v=E03X...
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Janny Wurts Shares MORE Forgotten Fantasy Books (Over 40 Hidden Gems!)
YouTube video by Talking Story
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Where is my promised rain? WHERE???
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Death Valley: Cracked Earth Landscape
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Woman getting her nails done in this place entirely staffed by Vietnamese and Thais talking about how scary immigrants are and how they should all be locked up. To her Thai manicurist.
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Brave Merida's Frustration
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
It's possible to scan books without "cutting" them, which literally means ripping off the spine. But why are AI companies doing this? For one, it's cheaper and faster. Also, in a case against Anthropic, a judge ruled it was NOT a copyright violation because the original had been destroyed.
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nipped out for milk and stumbled across a march of pathetic, flag-shagging racists ambling through the centre of town. Has put a proper damper on the day.
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Angry Little Girl Shakes Brush
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What a little cutie (and it's not often I say that about an invertebrate). Am half convinced it's a Pokémon.
Tiny blue octopus discovered around Galápagos Islands. Cute as fuck.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026
It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am very tired but can't be bothered to drag my sorry arse upstairs to bed because it's too hot to sleep.
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Sleepy Tired Status
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
‘Did I mention they were young…?’
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ooooh yummy!
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bring. It. On.
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 14/08/2026
The sitting MP got 22k votes in a joke election where a novelty candidate got nearly 10k, and has thus beaten the establishment or something, at a cost of some £300k to the taxpayer. Cool. Can we now get back to the parliamentary standards enquiry into that £5million bung?
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
62.8 percent… 62.8 percent… Clacton, 37 and a bit percent of you are sensible, patriotic dudes & lady dudes, and you deserve your flowers. But that 62.8 percent-
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Jim Carrey's Disgusted Reaction: Ew Gross
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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