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International Woman of Mystery. Generally annoyed. Don't make me come over there. She/her

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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 8h
Accurate.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 9h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have exactly the same reaction when i only get sent an isbn instead of a title...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been there.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't mind me, I'm just over here in the corner, mourning the loss of Marina Hyde's column. Sob. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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It's true: this is my final column. You have exactly 24 hours to complain before my inbox self-destructs | Marina Hyde
Yes, after 25 years I’m signing off, and I’ve cherished every moment – especially storming the French embassy with a (toy) AK-47, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disregarding the fact that, according to his doctors, his lackeys and himself, he's the healthiest president there has ever been,
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Taylor Swift: Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New sofa arrives today - it was bold of the salesman to assume that I wanted to add slidey little wotsits to aid to the moving and cleaning behind thereof...
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Annie Murphy from Schitt's Creek: Barely
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Paul Cornell @paulcornell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We close today heading for 2000 sign-ups! (That’s pretty good, isn’t it?) If we get there tomorrow morning I shall do a little dance. #Murderbot www.kickstarter.com/projects/cos...
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Coming soon: Murderbot: The First Graphic Novel | Multi-award-winning SF!
The official adaptation of the international bestselling multi-award-winning ALL SYSTEMS RED, part of The Murderbot Diaries series.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Let Me See You Dance - Man Pointing
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're repeatedly told that asylum seekers pose a threat to the good people of our country... Reading about the threatening and violent treatment of elderly and open minded locals in Crowborough I get the impression that the real threat comes from closer to home. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
On Facebook and other platforms, people
who are known to support the asylum
seekers have been threatened with acid
attacks, petrol bombs and rape. The dossier.
which has been seen by the Guardian, also
claims that several local businesses have
been threatened by far-right agitators, along
with a church where some asylum seekers
worship. One man was punched in the throat
after he held up a "Love Thy Neighbour"
sign, while an elderly couple were falsely
accused of supporting sex offenders. In yet
another case, a 92-year-old church volunteer
was reportedly woken at 3am for two nights
in a row by a man standing outside her
home, shining a torch through her window
and shouting abuse
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lucille bluth delighted
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 30/09/2026
Incidentally if you are an artist in AA at a convention I'm at, and you have an AI wanker near you, HMU on discord and I will come over, creepshot your nearby AI wanker, and report them immediately.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The folk protest music scene is back
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump Victim E. Jean Carroll finally has her damages. #FixedItForYou
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just what we need, tap dancing spiders.
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Elmo in Hell with 'The End Is Nigh'
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't mind spiders usually but the one that just ran across the living room and stopped in front of the sofa is about the size of my cat. I think it's staring at me...
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Pengu: I Pretend Not To See It
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A drawing of a woman staring at a computer screen with BITCH WHAT THE FUCK reflected in her glasses
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
STOP IT!!!
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh god I'm not even counting things like laundry and washing hair. Don't make me think about even MORE things.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ooh I love #CluesBySam.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am having EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE happening with something that was supposed to be done in March next year now has to be done by end-Oct, a wedding AND a funeral to attend in the next 2 weeks, new sofa being delivered, workman who was booked 4 months ago starting next week. Arghh
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April Ludgate's Urgent 'HELP!' Sticky Note
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 21/09/2026
This. Mother. Fucker. He had the option when a billionaire put pressure on him to turn it all around. Give the stadiums the finger. Get a groundswell. Have concert venues falling all over themselves to be replacements. Get the people on his side. Instead he's whining about how his tour was hurt.
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Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row
‘I'm feeling all of my friends and family and people I know abandon me,’ said Sheeran
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I suspect these are also people who are also extremely anti-immigrant because they're 'worried about the safety' of women and girls. Oh the irony.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm sure he doesn't need to - @jamesbluecat.bsky.social is a proper playwright now. He has staff to do that sort of thing.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well blimey, you wrote a play. Congrats!
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same, except I am the elderly dog...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thread
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live in the nearest town and they had themselves a little march a few weeks ago. One of them got a bit shirty when he asked me if it didn't worry me and i said i was more scared of them than asylum seekers. And now there's a call to 'ring the village' with 5k balaclava clad thugs so...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only author I've ever known who's against libraries, reckoning they stole earnings from him, is Terry Deary.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unfortunately I have. Terry Deary is famously anti-library. www.theguardian.com/books/2013/f... Mind you he's also in favour of child labour so...
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Libraries 'have had their day', says Horrible Histories author
Author of children's bestsellers Terry Deary says they are a drain on taxpayers and authors that no longer makes sense
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Morticia Addams Reads 'The Cat in the Hat'
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Am I old enough to be someone's grandmother? Yes, yes I am. Am I going to be online at 2am when the ticketing for my favourite K-pop group opens? Yes, yes I am.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Cute Animated Girl Says Thank You
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WHERE IS THIS??? I must visit when I'm there next year (I'm going to be hitting you up for SO MANY recommendations).
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes. That. Absolutely.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fyi we are now following each other so we can gang up on you. For your own good.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
👍
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's her own fault for staying in a hotel that threatens you with traditional Japanese toys and music between 9 and 10pm.
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Big Brother Celebrity Big Brother
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nah, who wants boring corporate boxes when you can have weird art installations and threats of Trolley Service... (ps if you die can I have your stuff???)
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bring me next time - I'll take on the burden of all the massages for you.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly, I'd prefer a dull room (or even a closet) to a room called The Remains Teach Us. Combined with the threat of The Trolley I'm not sure I wouldn't be hiding.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The name of this one is rather concerning www.gate-hotel.jp/en/kyoto/roo...
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THE GATE HOTEL KYOTO TAKASEGAWA by HULIC - Rooms - Schoolhouse -Lab The Remains teach us
Enjoy the unique and Sophisticated guest rooms.Feel at home in the relaxing atmosphere.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You cowards. When you dare to venture back we want pictures obviously. I am quite concerned about The Toys.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really like some of your covers, especially the Charm of Magpies series and the 1920s inspired ones (Will Darling?). But can you IMAGINE the Sins of the Cities done like this? Would be amazing!
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Carrot. Obviously. @terrypratchett.bsky.social
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's giving me 80s Fabio era fabulousness...
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