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Publishing Ninja

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International Woman of Mystery. Generally annoyed. Don't make me come over there. She/her

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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 10h
As someone who went on various Reclaim The Night marches in the 1980s, I can't believe we're still having to make this point...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump Victim E. Jean Carroll finally has her damages. #FixedItForYou
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There has just been a loud crash upstairs - I'm the only person in the house except for Patrick (cat) and i know it wasn't me... Anyway, have this post about Jennifer Slopez.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well fuck.
Headline announcing Dolly Parton's death aged 80 goddamnit.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You're in some good company...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What a little cutie (and it's not often I say that about an invertebrate). Am half convinced it's a Pokémon.
Tiny blue octopus discovered around Galápagos Islands. Cute as fuck.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've been eyeing Iceland wistfully
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm currently looking at the cost of flights to Reykjavik for the weekend...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Iceland. Iceland would be good right about now...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm sure most of you know about this bastard thing already but I'd missed it. Just in case you have also been living under a rock here's some info about Microsoft using AI in Windows 11 and how to turn it off (because, of course, it's on by default).
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Let's all raise a glass to Thomas tonight.
Pic of goose with headline BLIND BISEXUAL GOOSE NAMED THOMAS WHO SPENT SIX YEARS IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WORN TWO SWANS AND HELPED RAISE 68 BABIES DOES AT THE RIPE
OLD AGE OF 40
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yup same...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Next weekend I'm meeting old uni mates, some of whom I haven't seen for over 40 years. Naturally I've got one of those spots that never comes to a head brewing on my nose. Day by day it's just getting more swollen, red, painful and throbby. By Friday I will have the nose of WC Fields.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ps - I do not know what this means but you have an 'invalid handle' which sounds like something you should get checked out.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Well that didn't take long...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now, forgive me if I'm being a little slow - I'm old. And menopausal. But would the fecking Strait even be closed if you hadn't attacked Iran you absolute fuckwit?
WaPo headline saying the paramount objective of the war against Iran is reopening the Strait of Hormuz (a critical conduit for global energy supplies). Which, of course, wouldn't be closed at all if Trump and Israel hadn't attacked Iran so basically the paramount objective of the war is undoing the consequence of the war and we really are in the stupidest timeline...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A pink poster with a joyful woman holding a cup of coffee with the words One Day, We Will Wake Up To His Obituary underneath.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This fucker
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Someone's been hiding in my house, painting pictures of me and my cat...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This notice couldn't be more accurate.
Flooded area with notice saying Overflow Car Parking.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I think I'm a little bit in love with @governor.ca.gov tbh
News headline about Louisiana plans to sue California for not extraditing two doctors who mailed abortion pills. Retweeted by Gov of California Gavin Newsom with a message to Louisiana AG Liz Murrull saying: Go fuck yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This made me smile - which is not easy these days.
A series of posts from Tumblr where someone tries to explain why podcasts are called podcasts - ends up c.10,000 BB with the Agricultural Revolution
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Drawing of Terry Pratchett's Sam Vimes with the quote:  Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'the innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent ha everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'the innocent have nothing to fear'.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tag yourself - personally i'm finding it hard to choose between kangaroo and duck. Also fuck AI.
An 'educational' poster of 'animals' clearly created by AI and a complete abomination.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Seen
a tumblr post reading 'being an adult in a fandom is so weird because by day I'm a person and by night I'm in a cult'
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I love the phone in my hotel room...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I think I've found my place for breakfast tomorrow...
Map with place marked Old Lady grilled breakfast
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Mildly infuriating? Although, tbh, the more I look at this, the more I enjoy it. Anyway tag yourselves. I'm O is penguin.
Screenshot of a post from the subreddit r/mildlyinfuriating. The wrongest A-Z animal chart in the world.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Honestly? This week on the beach has been lovely but I'm now in urgent need of something to do other than read, nap on the beach and swim in the sea. Thank gawd I'm going back to Bangkok on Sunday then on to Sukhothai. In the meantime, have a sunset... PS my apologies to everyone I know at home.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
this one's for @jimspim.bsky.social
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Oh dear
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
News headline about Trump naming new navy aircraft carrier the USS Charlie Kirk.  Commenter says: Thank god USS Enterprises was deactivated in 2012. Imagine a bridge crew trying to keep a straight face hearing the radio say 'Kirk to Enterprise'
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
And whose fault is that eh Mitch??
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I don't know who's actually writing these but they've got the voice exactly right. Fabulous.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
1933 - Nazis pass the Law against Habitual and Dangerous Criminals, which allowed beggars, the homeless etc to be sent to concentration camps. Join the dots ffs
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Bless him...
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary notes that, 'during these unprecedented times, it's important to remember that, though rare, 'precedented' is a word.

A charming man called Brian Tarbell replies 'no it isn't Merriam-Webster' (I've corrected his misspelling of the dictionary name here)

MW just replies with 'Brian'

And one would hope he deleted his account in shame and crawled back under his rock but I fear he's still out there, being wrong...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Elon folded. The threat of deportation and having his assets seized must have been too much. Wimp.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A headline for whoever's currently holding the world's smallest violin
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Personally I'd go for Kim Jae Euk - he's got a Bowie-esque air to him.
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I can't remember the last time I saw snow in November this far south. #uksnow OX26
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
it's less nice and more something that made me laugh...
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Publishing Ninja @publishingninja.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
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