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Farm and Hammer

@ptp.bsky.social
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Her: honey you aligned all the stakeholders before we left right? Me: what? …babe I thought you were going to do that!!
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Anyone notice that nobody says “crime doesn’t pay” anymore? Kinda feels like maybe we’ve all collectively rethought that one.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“So you see, that’s why we don’t really NEED to develop object permanence…” Journalist: Y.. you’re right. Of course, sir.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sitting around at the a16z mixer seeing how many times I can ask Horowitz where the bathroom is before he gets annoyed and admits to remembering things.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You’re on your timeline farming engagement and parasocial relationships. I’m in the comments connecting with people over topics they are interested in. We are not the same. My way doesn’t work very well though.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Everyone who grew up around nerdy computer people knows a guy like this whose nerd trappings (stilted social skills and haphazard image) made him seem smart until you went to college or moved to a city with a dense enough population to meet organically intelligent people.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pete Hegseth looks like they double cast the actor that plays Erling Haaland.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If your name is Addie and you’ve never dressed up as a plus sign for Halloween I feel like that’s such a waste
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ah! What a morning! All of my assumptions have been validated. All of my prognostications have come to pass. All of my detractors have been discredited! Every liberty I’ve taken has been justified! A fine, fine morning.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I like CMAT as I would any musician singing about an ex-‘s Tesla crashing
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If I were a Taiwanese government I might be having some Thoughts about Stuff right now.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A TMZ exclusive on an ostensible national security breach is a rotten cherry on top
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4 Guys Near White House Bragging in Bar About Iran Bombing Hours Before It Started
A group at a Washington D.C. restaurant was talking openly in the bar area Friday afternoon about a national secret that was about to literally explode hours later -- the bombing of Iran.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We are careening rapidly to a situation where some parent or victim who has nothing to lose is going to start blasting billionaires or any proxy thereof and this guy is out here playing this angle. These ppl are just lost, probably for good.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a label
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Imagine how bad things would be now if we didn’t have a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@sladeofyaupon.bsky.social stg I keep liking things on my TL and they end up being your posts or RTs and I promise it’s not intentional or affected it’s just good content (ty for the good content)
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The thing that feels really bad but also v predictable about the shit in the files is that while there are a lot of billionaire pedos in there it seems inevitable that some of them do pedo shit because what they really get off on is doing the worst most evil shit imaginable and getting away with it.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So the next big political dividing line isn’t left/right but literally just whether or not you’re bankrolled by pedos
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’d like to credit Abby at the Larchmont Go Get ‘Em Tiger for coining the phrase Aura Farm-to-Table which will be stuck in my head for a week.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 15/01/2026
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
An abandoned ICE vehicle with graffiti on it.An abandoned ICE vehicle with graffiti on it.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” is kind of a self-own in that I promise you there are so many things that do
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I was radicalized by watching people smarter than me dunk on libertarians and racists so respectfully I disagree and this idea is the thinking of dorks
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Schumer should be tarred and feathered.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
When will we finally have a candidate who will criminalize selling Greek yogurt as “yogurt” and not clarifying that you’re about to bite into a spoonful of granola and dry aged sweat glands?
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Remember when we all had to pretend to think Weezer was good?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
roses are red big laughs are hearty
The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 05/11/2025
2026 Primary Woke Wave
Put the pronouns back in the email
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A recycling box marked "bottles" but it has a thin, wide opening. The distressed woman from the "block goes in the round hole" meme video.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Feel like there’s a pretty straight through-line to a general distrust of government in large part because every generation of politician has brought increasing amounts of cynicism to the table, and the only people with a bead on hope or optimism got fat on Sorkinite, West Wing nostalgia horse shit.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I feel like it should be a bigger deal that the VP and the Marines decided to fire live weapons over the I-5 freeway between LA and San Diego, against cautions that something bad could happen, and something bad in fact happened. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Artillery shell exploded prematurely over California freeway during marines celebration
Shrapnel fragments rained on vehicles parked on Interstate 5 including highway patrol and JD Vance’s detail
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Hearing people talk about real, actual consequences for fascism is like a smelling salt for my soul.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Critiquing bad names of inconsequential products in a collapsing capitalist empire feels like complaining about the carpet color on a sinking Titanic but Marriot’s “Bonvoy” is one of the stupidest names for a thing ever, whatever the fuck it is.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Still can’t get over the fact that Thiel’s description of an antichrist is so thoroughly opposite of the Bible’s that it unironically makes him a compelling candidate for being one.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I’ve lived an entire lifetime since the Mariners played in the ALCS good grief what a trip
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
What if a clown car is a metaphor for a womb?
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The subtext nobody seems to want to say out loud, directly, is that industry ‘leaders’ are lock step in their desire to absolutely tank this economy if it means they can replace labor, and IMO it’s a failure of the labor movement that we aren’t mobilizing massively against this.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Bottle: Clearly American Boh-uhl: Clearly British Buh-uhns: Clearly American Buttons: Clearly British
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
If we don't do something they can easily leverage, they'll make something up, lie and say we did, or weaponize something that has nothing to do with us. That's why the respectability policing—and thinking that if everyone moves and talks just so, they won't be able to escalate—is magical thinking.
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2025
MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The irony of MSNBC punditry reflexively blaming the left for Charlie Neck is that my first reaction was “we’ll never be able to do as much damage to these morons as they routinely do to themselves”
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