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Farm and Hammer

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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Her: honey you aligned all the stakeholders before we left right? Me: what? …babe I thought you were going to do that!!
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Anyone notice that nobody says “crime doesn’t pay” anymore? Kinda feels like maybe we’ve all collectively rethought that one.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Also a bunch of “Best white flight suburbs adjacent to a large metropolitan area”
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Books are cool. Love flipping them little pages.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Get him out of business in general. He’s a doctor and he ran LA’s oldest hospital into the ground (St Vincent on 3rd and Alvarado) after buying it. Now it just ends up as a film location in the poor neighborhood near DTLA and MacArthur Park it used to serve.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“So you see, that’s why we don’t really NEED to develop object permanence…” Journalist: Y.. you’re right. Of course, sir.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sitting around at the a16z mixer seeing how many times I can ask Horowitz where the bathroom is before he gets annoyed and admits to remembering things.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You’re on your timeline farming engagement and parasocial relationships. I’m in the comments connecting with people over topics they are interested in. We are not the same. My way doesn’t work very well though.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I had an idea for selling an Executive Coach LLM wrapper that’s just me slowly and gradually trying to radicalize C-Suite execs with carefully chosen passages from Marx, Engels, Baldwin, hooks, et. al.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Maybe Claude is dehydrated. Should it drink more water?
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Depends on how far you zoom in/out
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I would never look at myself either if that clown ass head was going to be looking back at me
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Coward
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Everyone who grew up around nerdy computer people knows a guy like this whose nerd trappings (stilted social skills and haphazard image) made him seem smart until you went to college or moved to a city with a dense enough population to meet organically intelligent people.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pete Hegseth looks like they double cast the actor that plays Erling Haaland.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“such content often fails to gain much traction outside of Iran” is one of those pridefully aspirational sentences that we’ll all look back on and laugh at some day
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If your name is Addie and you’ve never dressed up as a plus sign for Halloween I feel like that’s such a waste
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ah! What a morning! All of my assumptions have been validated. All of my prognostications have come to pass. All of my detractors have been discredited! Every liberty I’ve taken has been justified! A fine, fine morning.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I like CMAT as I would any musician singing about an ex-‘s Tesla crashing
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I think you’re wrong in that it’s not the US and calling it a caste system almost civilizes it. It’s just capitalism though.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
People will say that working class is vague but then use the American definition of middle class like it means anything at all
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My wife dunked Bezos in a dunk tank once. Hell of an arm she has.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I guess it shouldn’t be a shock that of all the different pillars of American ‘democracy’ the one they would’ve most thoroughly hollowed out is the one whose privatization they haven’t even bothered to hide
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If I were a Taiwanese government I might be having some Thoughts about Stuff right now.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hip hop has died more times than any living thing in history
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A TMZ exclusive on an ostensible national security breach is a rotten cherry on top
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4 Guys Near White House Bragging in Bar About Iran Bombing Hours Before It Started
A group at a Washington D.C. restaurant was talking openly in the bar area Friday afternoon about a national secret that was about to literally explode hours later -- the bombing of Iran.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Speaking about Democrats feels a lot less tortured and convoluted when you speak about them from the perspective of “the purpose of a system is what it does.”
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We are careening rapidly to a situation where some parent or victim who has nothing to lose is going to start blasting billionaires or any proxy thereof and this guy is out here playing this angle. These ppl are just lost, probably for good.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The NFCCG was an all-time banger. It just turned out that there was a pretty stark disparity on one side of the NFL vs the other this year, with 3 of the like top 5-6 teams all playing in the same division, let alone the same conference.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a label
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Can’t have a vizier that thinks 20% savings with a ~10% sales tax should spur me to buy things I might not otherwise want or need. Step up your game, viziers.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Sadly
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Paprika is an underrated seasoning. Make more things smoky. No—way more than that.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Calling everyone else whiny fucks is a wild angle to take when simpering for AI
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Imagine how bad things would be now if we didn’t have a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The weird obsession people have with their “genes” like they represent some completely irreplaceable contribution to humanity. “Oh no who will inherit my gout and propensity for colon cancer?!”
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
We think I ate my twin in the womb and that’s why I am particularly large across basically every dimension. Like I somehow just look like I come from a different aspect ratio. Anyway maybe they were once triplets?
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@sladeofyaupon.bsky.social stg I keep liking things on my TL and they end up being your posts or RTs and I promise it’s not intentional or affected it’s just good content (ty for the good content)
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The thing that feels really bad but also v predictable about the shit in the files is that while there are a lot of billionaire pedos in there it seems inevitable that some of them do pedo shit because what they really get off on is doing the worst most evil shit imaginable and getting away with it.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yeah nah Dems and Republicans aren’t nearly different enough to crawl this far up your own ass over dude
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Manchild with the Bad Dragon Tattoo Turn Left Dale!!! Nooo Worldwide Dog and Dinosaur Party
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Look at this guy. A true boot flavor connoisseur
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So the next big political dividing line isn’t left/right but literally just whether or not you’re bankrolled by pedos
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Guy puts “intellectual history” in his bio because I guess nobody can stop him
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I wish you were a smaller robot
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’d like to credit Abby at the Larchmont Go Get ‘Em Tiger for coining the phrase Aura Farm-to-Table which will be stuck in my head for a week.
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Farm and Hammer @ptp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If it’s any comfort literally the entire working tech industry is going through this with VPs and C-suites insisting that they have to use AI to do one of the least critical parts of their job (write code), while making the more critical part (test/integrate it) harder because an idiot LLM wrote it
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