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Immunologist. Vaccine quality specialist. Idiot. (he/him)

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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 11h
"It's like you always get sick when they come to visit. I don't get it." *me, watching my MIL pull her pocket tissue out and use it to wipe down the kitchen table:* "Yeah, it's a real mystery."
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Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 14h
Jeff Leiper and I put forward a motion to restore 5 minute LRT frequency during off-peak hours and it was defeated by the current mayor and a majority of council.
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bikeview.ca @bikeviewca.bsky.social · 13h
The Night Mayor is already in bed by this time I guess?
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is some tasty thunder and lightning. A fine mid-October treat. #OttaWTF
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I'm going to crater the already terrible service standard so badly that you won't even bother to buy a pass for half of the year." - Mark Sutcliffe, whether he realizes it or not (likely not)
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GIVE THEM TO ME
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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ABear-Ridge @amandaott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When they've just put out the fried chicken...
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People talk about impulse Costco spend but have you ever walked into T&T hungry?
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh
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Terry @telthetrekkie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
King Henry VIII with a speech bubble
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
but la Bottega needs those two customer
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there is no god
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Freshly sharpened knives >>>>>>>>
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thundercat teaming up with Jamiroquai whaaaaaat
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have an idea, maybe if Susan Collins wants to open her mouth it should be to eat a steaming pile of shit
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No joke this was 100% my first reaction to the news. Kerrygold stockpile is getting low.
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A screen shot from the Simpsons episode "Burns' Heir."
Millhouse is looking at a blazer that Bart is wearing with amazement. The caption of his reaction reads: "Wow! A Bob Mackie!"
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Matty @axematty.com · 13/09/2026
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*extreme grabby hands*
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They say "Worth $60". I say... priceless.
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My time has come
A photo of a promo on a flyer that reads:

"1 free bucket of mayonnaise with your first online order"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
people reduce Ruby the elephant to just “the painter elephant” but never talk about her other great passion
companionship.!2! She would scatter grain in her small 20-by-30 foot enclosure to lure ducks into range, then she stomped them to death. This aberrant behavior was
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other. That really resonated.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.
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Mina Harker @bellalieughosty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They are good
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Huh #foodbaggery
A photo of a costco-sized bag of a snack named "Pickle Balls."

They're dill pickle-flavoured corn puffs
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tupac shakur died?
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Wendy's market research session:
Helen Lovejoy stands with Agnes Skinner and Edna Krabbaple, talking to a woman in a vest. Helen opines the sketchy nature of food from ItalyA woman with a blue vest puts her hand to her chest and offers reassurance that the product can be called a "Baked Italian Sandwich" with no Italian connotations whatsoever
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Vicky Smallman @offhandremarks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In Canada, academics have long recognized the necessity of unionization, especially in today’s corporatized PSE system. I heard the same arguments in my 10 successful years of organizing contract faculty & unionizing faculty associations. Collective bargaining for postdoctoral fellows is overdue.
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BUY CHAPMAN'S ICE CREAM that is all
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*steps onto box, taps mic* A robot can not _beat_ the record for fastest human. It can run faster than a human. It can set a record for robots. It is expressly not a human and therefore cannot beat the record. *steps down*
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is it just me or is this a weird spot for a tactile strip?
A haptic strip embedded in newly poured sidewalk. It's about 10 feet back of the intersection, not on a curb cut, and not within the crosswalk boundaries.
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
and then the beat drops in Dance yrself clean and evvvvvvvverything else fades away #happyears
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🎼Today's Special, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE🎵 no wait
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the little legs kicking
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

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@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

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@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

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he look like stick (2/2)
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Dressed all over and zesty mordant @psyoureanidiot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dear gods I wish I had this
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