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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 20h
Unsubscribe options need a "Same dickhead doesn't know their own email address" option.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHY ARE YOU BOOKING A TABLE ON LOUDSPEAKER WHILE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT?!
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am professionally concerned about the summer.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am on my way to meet a friend I've not seen for 25 years. This will be interesting.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s me talking about my heart attack www.nine.com.au/lifestyle/he...
nine.com.au
‘I would’ve died’: A Google search told Fiona she wasn’t having a heart attack - adding one word changed everything
Fiona Katauskas’ heart attack was nothing like the dramatic heart-clutching moments you see in the movies, so when she felt breathless, dizzy and sweaty while exercising at home on a Sunday morning la...
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I have another beer? Y/Y
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 27/09/2026
This is a shopping list of Australian housing myths, including my favourite, ‘there used to be housing commissions’. Yes, and the absence of public housing is a real factor in crisis. But the Cwth and State housing commissions built a tiny fraction of our cities, the vast majority was private built
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry, but a differently powered vehicle doesn't change your responsibility for your own decisions.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is this any different to "I was running short on petrol but decided to continue into a bushfire evacuation zone anyway"? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
Warning from EV owner caught with low charge in bushfire
The owner of an EV chauffeur service learned a valuable lesson when he found himself in a bushfire zone with a dwindling battery.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Could swap him out for any one of the others and no one would notice.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at this diversity
Four middle aged white men in dark suits holding microphones sit behind a media desk, with a stadium stand in the background. You could swap any one of the four with another and no one would notice.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Channel 7's coverage could really do with another white man shouting into a microphone. #AFLGF
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or, alternatively, your social media ban ain't gonna do squat.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fewer apes tho
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that the GF public holiday just restored the Show Day public holiday that Bloody Jeff abolished (and sensibly put it on Friday.) Enjoy the day - and the penalty rates you get if you have to work, you deserve them.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up? www.computinghistory.org.uk/userdata/ima...
A beige Armstead 286 with a CRT monitor on top of a rectangular case. A chunky mechanical keyboard and mouse sit in front.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coalition brane is quite something www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
theguardian.com
Australia news live: Hastie ‘open minded’ on return of baby bonus to counter ageing population concerns
Follow the day’s news live
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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#infosec
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got mine last month. Get on it.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And now old make next door has a grinder or some such going. Ahhh the serenity.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know the weather is conducive to it but 830 on a Sunday is a bit early to fire up the 2stroke.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty explicable, given Melbourne has one of the largest tram networks in the world.
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Brian C. Veteran Bookseller @chainborne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whacks off, wax on.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like the ads in my start menu and system tray. A massive Get Fucked to the arsehole that invented that.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good good. Was getting sick of that bloke who runs your alt.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Brayshaw could stfu I'd be happier.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 17/09/2026
As someone in Northern Ireland, it's been sitting uncomfortably the amount of lefties saying Britain has never gone fascist before when most of you have no clue what they did here. Give it different names if you want.
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 14/09/2026
That's about as clear an articulation of the present problem as has been made by anyone.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm at the Falafel Place on Smith St. The food here is incredible.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 14/09/2026
PISSVORTEX, don’t leave your basement without it!
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beaker #oilpainting #sketchbook
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, that's bollocks.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also asked why Marnus Labuschagne hasn't been dropped given he hasn't scored a century in three years. So perhaps he should be an Australian selector.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We need more immigrant players dad". My 12 year old being more progressive than Cricket Australia.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
"Opinion Privacy

I stopped wearing my smart glasses in public. Here’s why

People kept kickking me square in the dick"

[Headshot of David Swan.]
"David Swan
Technology editor"
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
River Port still make it too. www.riverport.com.au
riverport.com.au
River Port Beverages
River Port Beverages is an iconic family-owned Australian brand of soft drinks that has been refreshing Australia since 1899 with favourites such as Portello and Double Sarsaparilla
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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Victoria Fielding @drvicfielding.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is it just me or does this news story make it sound like the boyfriend is the victim here?
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KDE @kde.org · 04/09/2026
More on KDE's fight for #efficiency: We have driven down the number of unconfirmed #bug reports to its lowest levels in over a decade and are managing to keep it there. Help us improve that number further: pointieststick.com/2026/09/03/b... -- Keep KDE funded💲! : kde.org/anniversarie...
pointieststick.com
Bug triaging help needed
For many years now, I and others have been working on getting plasmashell’s open bug reports as accurate and actionable as possible. We’ve made tremendous progress, driving down the num…
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So it's not a peering through the smoke haze over the pool table vibe then. Boo.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meet you there for a couple of $1 pots?
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Bluesky Wagtail @angrywagtails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
👀
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not repulsed by this
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Kate Littlejohn @kelittlejohn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm currently in the middle of PhD research that is showing unequivocally that this is not even close to a thing. Women are still massively underrepresented in the curriculum and almost every teacher I interviewed raised the manosphere's influence on male students as an explicit blocker.
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KDE @kde.org · 01/09/2026
Design us a #3D #Konqi You have the #Blender skills, we have the reference! kde.org/anniversarie... Send us designs we can use in graphics, #animations, #3Dprinted figurines, action figures and trophies for Akademy Awards and forever be revered by the KDE Community! #B3d #Blender3d
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