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Protik Islam-Jakobsson

@protik.bsky.social

4.3K followers 7.6K following 37K posts

Swedish dad, neurologist, giraffe rotator. PhD candidate researching atypical parkinsonian disorders and methods of procrastination. Sometimes I think; sometimes I am. we stan Kant

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 1h

new drone
houthis

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 3h

after getting thrown left and right and forwards and backwards for an hour at aikido the 7yo decided to try for her 200m safety badge this kid just goes for it ❤️

green and gold 200m swimming safety badge

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 4h

oof @thelocalsweden.bsky.social going for the jugular today

the local Sweden: "flavorful food and friendliness": what foreigners in Sweden miss from home

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 4h

what... the... fu— www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbJ9...

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 9h

nördagsgodis

sjuåringen sitter på ett fik och läser en fantasybok (Resebyrån Främmande Världar)

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

sorry to have to do this again so soon but

quoting my post that reads "i hereby formally accuse Germany of engaging in weirdo behavior" in another post that reads "once again formally accusing Germany of engaging in weirdo behavior"

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

im not crying ur crying 😬

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ändå för jävla kefft att det krävdes en blåbrun regering för att bryta ner buss-segregationen

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

niyazov speedrun lfg

reddit post: This is Saparmurat Niyazov, former despot of Turkmenistan photographed around 2002. He has gone down in history for his bizarre edicts and laws, such as banning beards, banning dogs, renaming the days, weeks and months. And declaring bread must be called Gurbansoltan, his mothers name.

photo of niyazov in a traditional white fur hat and yellow robe, looking absolutely serious

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The White House considers anyone that uses the term, "Artificial Intelligence," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Protik Islam-Jakobsson
@ikitorp May 17
"1 serving of rice: $2" did u pay someone to hand-polish the rice one grain at a time

taylor caro
@trrvrj. May 17
you can't buy a little slice of the bag sir, you gotta buy the whole thing .. even the single-portion seasoned rices are over $2/bag

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they get a better deal on rice baggies sir

Protik Islam-Jakobsson
@ikitorp May 17
"1 serving of rice: $2" did u pay someone to hand-polish the rice one grain at a time

taylor caro
@trrvrj. May 17
you can't buy a little slice of the bag sir, you gotta buy the whole thing .. even the single-portion seasoned rices are over $2/bag

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

sir please consider the economics of rice baggies sir

Protik Islam-Jakobsson
@ikitorp May 17
"1 serving of rice: $2" did u pay someone to hand-polish the rice one grain at a time

taylor caro
@trrvrj. May 17
you can't buy a little slice of the bag sir, you gotta buy the whole thing .. even the single-portion seasoned rices are over $2/bag

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i know everything sucks rn but WHAT IF Americans are ALSO very bad at food

person on Twitter calculating that it would cost them $19 to make 1–2 or servings of chicken & rice vs. $7.99 for 1 serving at the halal food cart. sauce/seasoning costs $5

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's nothing compared to what Titania will do to Uranus

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

later:

trump appearing to yell at a kid mowing the lawn: "you remind me of my daughter ivanka"

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is a scrub

@Nalin_Haley
Dual citizens should not be allowed to run for office in the United States. It’s a conflict of interest.

Dual citizenship shouldn’t exist to begin with. You’re either an American or you’re not. Real Americans have no other home.

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

we really are the most ridiculous species on the planet

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

somehow not parody

Swiss investors flex their wealth by carrying blue suitcases filled with 10 pounds of chocolate

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

clueless anime robot guy labeled "media" observing a butterfly labeled "treason" and asking: "is this a defiance?"

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've said it before and I'll say it again: @quantamagazine.org is the best website on the internet

Big whorls have little whorls
Which feed on their velocity,
And little whorls have lesser whorls
And so on to viscosity.

— English mathematician and physicist Lewis Fry Richardson, the founder of modern weather forecasting

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

screenshot of nyt opinion piece by Michelle Goldberg titled "we should all know less about each other" but "each other" has been crossed out and replaced with "Olivia nuzzi"

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if not the x-files then probably this ridiculous movie, which i saw while home alone and then immediately had nightmares about. then i woke up on the couch and something decidedly different and very European was on so that was another first I guess👀

poster for the movie Arachnophobia, showing the silhouette of a deadly spider against the full moon, looming ominously over a little town

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[weary sigh] please understand that i am compelled to do this but i don't enjoy it

Failing and Flying
Jack Gilbert

Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.
It’s the same when love comes to an end,
or the marriage fails and people say
they knew it was a mistake, that everybody
said it would never work. That she was
old enough to know better. But anything
worth doing is worth doing badly.
Like being there by that summer ocean
on the other side of the island while
love was fading out of her, the stars
burning so extravagantly those nights that
anyone could tell you they would never last.
Every morning she was asleep in my bed
like a visitation, the gentleness in her
like antelope standing in the dawn mist.
Each afternoon I watched her coming back
through the hot stony field after swimming,
the sea light behind her and the huge sky
on the other side of that. Listened to her
while we ate lunch. How can they say
the marriage failed? Like the people who
came back from Provence (when it was Provence)
and said it was pretty but the food was greasy.
I believe Icarus was not failing as he fell,
but just coming to the end of his triumph.

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't recall ever having come across this poem before, and it caught me quite off guard

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this

freak of nature, they will wrap his body

in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north

field with his mother. It is a perfect

summer evening: the moon rising over

the orchard, the wind in the grass. And

as he stares into the sky, there are

twice as many stars as usual.

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OR:

sickos cartoon - a sicko wearing a "SICKOS" t-shirt peeping through a window at CPC26, saying, "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sign on a train that reads: ERROR: no errors

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I refuse to believe this isn't from @theonion.com

youtube teaser clip for a Johnny Depp movie called "Day Drinker" with an AI illustration of Johnny Depp looking like a sociopathic day drinker

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

me, 6 months ago: "it's in the mail" ass hegemon

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and we're back

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

one of the best Saturday traditions of all time

7yo at a sushi restaurant reading a fantasy novel. This chapter seems to be about the Pharaoh hatshepsut

salmon sashimi rose with thinly sliced avocado

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

important update:

tweet: claude >> chatgpt

benchmark showing chatgpt scoring 91.5 and claude scoring 91.7 with a massive visual difference in bar height but the y-axis goes from 91.5o to 91.70

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bar chart titled "y'all gonna make me" with categories "lose my mind" "go all out" "acta fool" and "lose my cool"

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

har den här skiten prövats rättsligt

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Gavin Newsom—vampire Bill Clinton

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

plot showing cringe on the Y axis as a function of money on the X axis. A hockey stick shaped red line plotting the relationship rises sharply at $1 billion

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well if anyone can do it's surely Ben Shapiro

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

been wondering what this guy's been up to lately

coolness: You may be cool, but you'll never be "4-popped-collars" cool

photo of a guy with four popped collars with his arm around his girlfriend

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the resistance lives

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

updating my second-favorite joke

Paul McCartney in a red pullover telling the end of joke:

"Your see that bar? Built it with me own hands. But do they call me' Jones the Barmaker'? Noooo. But you fuck ONE goatbird—"

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone should look into this rapey groyper freak's life

I bench about 300. Now we are going to hold you down and restrain you collectively until you stop having these histrionic panic attacks and get back in the kitchen

groyper loser bio

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rokeya Sakhawat Hossain aka. Begum Rokeya—Bengali feminist thinker, activist, educator, satirist, hero, poster

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that said, this choice of illustration by some editor at the New Yorker clearly shows murderous intent

digital painting of kash patel with his weird eyes trying to peer over the bottom edge of the frame

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chris rufo's super powers explained:

stormtrooper labeled "the new York Times": "these aren't the droids we're looking for"

old obi wan making a Jedi mind trick gesture: "these aren't the droids you're looking for"

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sorry to have to do this again so soon but

quoting my post that reads "i hereby formally accuse Germany of engaging in weirdo behavior" in another post that reads "once again formally accusing Germany of engaging in weirdo behavior"

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lmao they really do have the worst opinions on everything

NYT saying "we should all be eating more princess cake". photo of a Swedish princess cake

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🥲

colorful sign on a horse's paddock that reads "Chaos" which is the name of the horse. photo taken in Wales many years ago

Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the energy:

troupe of pickup artists with really noughts energy