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@chromatically.online
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second funniest person in most medium-sized rooms | en/fr

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
papers please but its about running a “women and femmes only” event and people with increasingly complicated genders show up
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
"To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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iris @chromatically.online · 03/09/2026
rewatching sam raimi's spider-man 2 really leaves you yearning for movies directed on cocaine huh
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
put kickassia back on letterboxd right this fucking second
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 27/08/2026
anti fun havers dni. joy minimizers dni. whimsy phobes dni.
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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Maria Helldore 🎃👻♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
5 years hrt
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wrote about text watermarking, a concept only slightly more offensive than AI “writing” by which AI companies show yet again that they don’t understand or care about writing at all: www.404media.co/anthropics-t...
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Anthropic’s Text Watermarking Proves AI Companies Do Not Care at All About Writing
AI companies see words as interchangeable and have zero clue how to judge the “quality” of writing.
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iris @chromatically.online · 18/08/2026
grateful for bars spending some of their hard-earned money on "beer & fun" signs, without those i kinda just sit there in contemplative silence
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Part of how you know the transfem spidey meme is pure wish fulfillment is that a big part of the humor derives from a journalistic institution being led by an avowed trans ally
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
play
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iris @chromatically.online · 12/08/2026
"money is fact" is the obvious evolution of "money is speech"
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iris @chromatically.online · 10/08/2026
sidenote, am i correct in guessing the nyt people have an internal ban on the word cisgender?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"mmmm you say ai bad BUT ai actually refers to a lot of different things and actually we've had what could be considered ai technology for a long time now" bro shut UP you KNOW i'm talking about the algorithms they shoved all recorded information and one trillion dollars into
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm STILL obsessed with "The Purge but instead of all crime being legal it's one crime and that crime is cishet premarital sex and the movie will have no sex in it" as a premise. Like you have to be so violently puritanbrained to think that's a good idea
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iris @chromatically.online · 06/08/2026
it's so cool how parents can just look at their child and decide to join the war on cptsd on the side of cptsd
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🏴ᛏ Sigrún, hræfnes cwen ᚩ🏴 @empress-trixana.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
mad fucking props to Dr Wilson for looking at the internet going absolutely stupid at her and going alright, fuck it, round two let's go bitches
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is about rotting your brain with an AI sycophant btw
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iris @chromatically.online · 02/08/2026
wild how ethan and joel coen wrote a script about people who call themselves the soggy bottom boys and still made a more serious adaptation of the odyssey than nolan's
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may @maysuser.name · 30/07/2026
the real victims of the new york times' targeted campaign against trans people are cis people who like to play wordle
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 30/07/2026
I checked his profile and he posted this almost immediately after talking about taking psilocybin mushrooms lmao
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iris @chromatically.online · 31/07/2026
those are so consistently embarrassing i pretty instantly stopped adding !g to my duckduckgo queries. kudos.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the amount of time i've wasted on posts that didn't even do numbers is staggering but i still do it after all these years because its what makes me want to be alive
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iris @chromatically.online · 31/07/2026
imagine getting hit with a 4000 word essay culminating in "at least you got some people interested in my translation". devastating.
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iris @chromatically.online · 31/07/2026
adding an item to my list of annoyances that come with living in a building full of boomers: nobody's in a rush about that high-pitched whine that's been giving me an s tier migraine
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 31/07/2026
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?
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verti @verti.blue · 30/07/2026
Salmon Season 🐻🐟
My bear girl Gris from Go! Go! Gris! standing in a sukumizu at a creek next to bears catching fish. She too has a fish in her mouth.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/07/2026
hey are you doing okay? you keep briefly flashing red every few seconds and playing your hurt animation like you are poisoned
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iris @chromatically.online · 26/07/2026
i'm way too good at redacting traumatic events cia style to actually remember this but according to my sources, i spent most of the day of my crackening looping reach for the summit youtu.be/iDVM9KED46Q
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[Official] Celeste Original Soundtrack - 18 - Reach for the Summit
YouTube video by Lena Raine
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iris @chromatically.online · 25/07/2026
prince of darkness kinda feels like r/atheism somehow wrote a good movie, carpenter truly works in mysterious ways
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iris @chromatically.online · 25/07/2026
is it still leftist if my version of police abolitionism is more of a "make cops spend all their time bullying drivers" type deal
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
guys ok. we all got carried away and thought we were going mega viral when the post stalls out at 100 likes. we've all been there. telling our boss fuck you i quit. shooting a guy. getting real fucked up and going on the highway fast as shit and letting go of the wheel. we all got carried away.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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iris @chromatically.online · 22/07/2026
always cool to see france isn't the lone serious contestant for most unhinged police force in europe
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iris @chromatically.online · 21/07/2026
quick question, what are your thoughts on experts in homeopathy?
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iris @chromatically.online · 21/07/2026
i'm the "please turn off motion interpolation i'm begging you" friend, but for saving your pictures in raw
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iris @chromatically.online · 20/07/2026
low-key it's kind of all about giving The Thoughts jester privilege
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20/07/2026
fuck my dumb gay tranny life [remembering that i am practicing non-judgemental mindfulness] i am frustrated at this current moment while acknowledging that my life is gay, trans, and absurd
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Vtuber Hostage situation. A vacant looking anime catgirl with a smile on her face says "Do you think we're fucking around?" Followed by Gunshots. Followed by an eerie silence. The person watching the stream says "I'm sure they're fine."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/07/2026
Watching Israeli genocide apologists latch on to the attack on Amnesty International really shows how these struggles are intertwined.
A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Hillel Neuer (@HillelNeuer) that says, "Sue Amnesty into the ground." He is quote-posting a post by J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) that reads, "Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund. jkrwf.org"
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