Reposted by Jakemgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New idea: threesomes with the Halloween III: Season of the Witch masks on. 1368
Reposted by JakeCharlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Happy for Shayne Gostisbehere, to be sure. Found a team that valued him for what he was and deployed him in his ideal role rather than constantly grumble about what he wasn't. 31048
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Really hope a full healthy offseason can help him man, he’s been nearly invisible these playoffs 000
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026And the Phils take the lead back at the same time as the flyers give up another one 110
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026And hopefully them losing the lead means the flyers at least tie it next inning 100
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 23/04/2026You can just do whatever you want to Crosby and nothing will get called ever i guess 000
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Sens canes for overtime, but otherwise Dallas go stars baby 010
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I just “let’s f’ing go” about the bruins winning a game I feel so nasty 030
Reposted by JakeBrendan Quinn @bfquinn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026i propose Bluesky gets behind the St. Joe's Hawks. Abandoned by its coach in the preseason. Looked terrible early. Booted its leading scorer. Now 18-10 overall, 10-5 in the A10. Dudes playing their asses off. Steve Donahue coaching his ass off. 5589
Reposted by JakeEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Report: Foe go to Chao for beef 1127138
Reposted by JakeJefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 23/12/2025Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties 225757
Reposted by JakePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand 051818
Reposted by JakeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/10/2025outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work 141118114
Reposted by JakeStephen @tgk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Tungsten 🕯 Arm 🕯 O'Doyle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 1344
Reposted by Jakelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2025i am hoping the blue jays come back and win this in the bottom of the 9th, for the record and in case these posts ever come up in potential asylum or citizenship related hearings 633817
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The Howard Achilles is my first clear baseball memory so I’m glad to get a new heartbreaker to take over 000
Reposted by JakeJawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Two plans for tonight. Outcome dependent: 1.) Aaron Nola and the Philadelphia Phillies win a baseball game. Huzzah. 2.) They do not win a baseball game and we wade out into the Pacific and let the tide take us out. Ah sweet relief. 3506
Reposted by Jakedsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I have said this in private but the Phillies need more poc players 9763
Jake @pronger5.bsky.social · 23/09/2025It’s such a banger I have the cd and listen to it all the time 110
Reposted by JakeBrian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I’m on beer 2, finished a Costco hot dog, the sun is shining, and the Eagles are World Champions. There’s a lot of sadness in the world right now, but not in this parking lot. 2524
Reposted by JakeMatt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025What they don’t tell you about the internet and growing up is that you are in danger of having a few drinks and then ordering vinyl and merch from bands you like at 1am 0294
Reposted by JakeRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/07/2025update here, Rory McIlroy just hit a shot out of the deep grass that uncovered a chunk of dirt containing another golf ball, lost by some anonymous golfer months or years ago, like a caveman preserved in a bog 618713
Reposted by JakeBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/07/2025hearing reports that the philadelphia eagles won the super bowl 6677
Reposted by Jakeghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25 902494404
Reposted by Jakeone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/05/2025i’m gonna invent a lemonade that kills you. 3361
Reposted by JakeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/05/2025last night's playoff game between new york and indiana may have been game one, but for the pacers and their fans, it was "game won." alright i'm gonna go talk a walk around the neighborhood and see if i can steal some of my neighbors' mail. back later 18137394
Reposted by JakeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/05/2025every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it 564528557
