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Prof_Jimbles

@profjimbles.bsky.social
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🔞I play games on Twitch and compare them to TTRPGs. NSFW and kinky. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Counselling Student, Bi, Married, PolyAm! He/Him.🔞

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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aside from a small list of minor edits, I finished my horror novel today. Its later than I hoped and years after when I thought I would be done, but it seems like I'm at the very least going to be done with the ebook version in time for spooky season. I'll be sharing more as I get closer to release.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wanna do a movie like Oleanna or Disclosure where an innocent man is accused of sexual assault by a vindictive woman but nothing bad really happens to him, a lot of horrible people come to his aid, and the woman deals with more backlash than he does think early Alexander Payne vibes
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The secret is that, to paraphrase Feynman, we are all morons outside of, at best, a narrow niche, so it’s good to neither default to disbelief or credentialism
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Dorian Blackwood (They/Them) @dorianblackwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The time of my first vendor table approaches! And I have done the Big Scary Thing in reaching out to an Indie TTRPG store to see if they would perhaps be interested in some copies of Midnight in Jubilation! Eagerly, anxiously awaiting feedback on the copies I sent. 🤞
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Jane @invinciblejane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This isn’t just my love letter to South of Midnight, but to industry cultural practices that should be normalized. Go @compulsiongames.bsky.social 🩷 I’ll be here for the next game!
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
This genuinely feels pretty intentionally in continuity with SGLMG's potentially illegal purge of Pride in Protest. "Fuck you, we got rid of the lefties, now no one can stop us"
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nazi song.
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Odysseus @thestrifeisrife.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's how to experience the entire FFVII Franchise in order if you hate yourself.
FFVII Series Horrible Comprehensive Experience Order

1. FFVII, With Shinra Archaeology Cut translation (bonus points if you use Archaeology Mode)
1外伝. FFVII Dismantled "Mind" sections (watch Last Elixir video when it exists)
1改. In-character dating guide from FFVII Ultimania Omega
2. Maiden who Travels the Planet
3. Before Crisis (Grimoire Valentine playthrough for main story. Episode Legend, Reno, and Weapon D Mode have different videos)
4. Last Order OVA
5. Episode Denzel - On the Way to a Smile
6. Episode Tifa - On the Way to a Smile
7. Advent Children (Original 2005 version)
8. Reminiscence of FFVII (Advent Children DVD bonus feature)
9. Dirge of Cerberus chapters 1-4
9-2. Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode
9 Returns. Dirge of Cerberus chapters 5-12
9 Louis Vuitton Collab. Dirge of Cerberus Online Mode cutscenes.
10. Crisis Core PSP Version
10, The After Years. Crisis Core Complete Guide dev interviews and world terminology thing
11. Remaining On the Way to a Smile stories
12. Episode Denzel - On the Way to a Smile OVA version
13. Advent Children Complete
14. The Kids are Alright - A Turks Side Story
15. Dissidia and Dissidia 012 should probably go in here somewhere
16. Mobius FF - FFVII Remake crossover
17. Power Washing Simulator FFVII Remake tie-in (it's actually canon I promise)
18. FFVII Remake & Intermission
19. FFVII: First Soldier (actual game not Ever Crisis story) opening cinematic
20. First Soldier (Ever Crisis), Chapter 1
21. FFVII Remake: Traces of Two Pasts & Picturing the Past
22. Two Thousand Gil to Become a Hero
23. Crisis Core Reunion
24. Ever Crisis character episodes (besides Glenn)
25. FFVII Rebirth
26. First Soldier (Ever Crisis), Chapter 2 & Glenn Event episode
27. FFVII Rebirth: Dear Destiny
28. The FFXIV / FFVII Remake crossover event probably
29. FFVII Revelation
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Unfortunately for the trans gal, the pitch to try "blowjob practice" with her male bestie fell apart because she was unable to even mumble the words "can I suck your cock?" without turning a shade of red that would normally prompt medical intervention.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
okay, besides everything else, if you can't find a better middle-aged lady with extensive tattoos to be horny about **on bluesky** that's the actual definition of a skill issue
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Celebrating our anniversary by getting fucked up at an Applebee's, cheers to us (& you all)!
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Morph.io needs your help! Are there any Ruby developers who could volunteer to help OpenAustralia with morph.io? www.linkedin.com/posts/ben-fa...
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#ruby #rubyonrails #civictech #opensource #australia | Ben Fairless
Writing this post was a bit embarassing, but I think it's important to know when to put your hand up and ask for help. Why is why I'm asking if there Ruby developers here who could help us with morph...
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm not saying it doesn't HAPPEN, but "all weird indie TTRPGs are a kink thing" is reductive. There is also "designing RPGs to publish your worldbuilding bible", "designing RPGs because you invented a neat dice trick", "designing RPGs to win an argument", and "designing RPGs as an act of self harm".
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Shade of Stars @shade-of-stars.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today is my birthday. Turned 40, it feels like... a lot. Thank you all so much for your support! 🥰 The best gift today would be sharing my art.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
workers also planted flags outside the office, one for each laid-off dev. the union sent me a video of all of them, and the number is truly striking. imagine just... ignoring that
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ben Collins O @bencollins.bsky.so... • 35m
It's me!
Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.soc... • 2h must've been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you're dating a bartender who's a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like "you're not gonna believe how ugly this guy is"
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
people love to post about how "you're not gonna like it when there's millions of unmarried aimless young men" and like Japan and Korea have been running this field experiment for years and they're mostly just playing video games and jerking off
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
FF7-R, the high-def continuation of the PS1's killer app has the second episode going live nooooooooow! Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy VII: Remake - Episode 2: Let's PET some CATS - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Kind and positive minded dude who has rejected several bonks to send me to H0rny Jail. Together, we play computer RPGS to learn more about D&D and other TTRPGs. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Bi, Ma...
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Anyone feel like Veilguard? Jimbles feels like Veilguard, let's do a little Veilguard! Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 12: Final Companion Recruitment! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I would like swords and an orgy please. Sworgy camp. “Get your blades sharpened and edged here.”
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I resisted for two years running and eventually decided I’d only buy one if I went to a HEMA club and actually learned a little. … now I’ve bought $1500 of gear. Buy the sword at the ren faire or you’ll end up with another expensive hobby.
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Game industry hardship fund by Necrosoft Games and 109 others - itch.io/b/3802/game-... Solidarity foreeeverrrrr
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(e-girl who's clearly unwell) I'm logging off. They're monitoring my locatndon we, they're following my. I'm sorry Im g !¥^ No morie osnsy awxxol &$9928) 1229999494 唇

37 y/o white reply guy: Well. It was a honor serving under you... or your posts at least! 😂 (gif from The Green Mile of the black character saying goodbye to Tom Hanks before he's executed
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have a speaker on my bedhead. It has two purposes: • Playing wildly inappropriate music while I have sex with someone who won’t immediately lose their focus when an incredibly sad Welshman screams “YOUR LOVE HAS RUINED MY LIFE” • Echo the sounds of a rainstorm for white noise while I sleep.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have a speaker on my bedhead. It has two purposes: • Playing wildly inappropriate music while I have sex with someone who won’t immediately lose their focus when an incredibly sad Welshman screams “YOUR LOVE HAS RUINED MY LIFE” • Echo the sounds of a rainstorm for white noise while I sleep.
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Force a theme by rushing through FFXIII to finish in 13 episodes? Sure, why not! Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy XIII Episode 13: SUPER POPE PUNCHER TURBOOOO - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Pick, A or B." "Ugh, B, but I don't want to have to pick." "You have to pick." "B." "HOW COULD YOU PICK B!?" Veilguard continues tonight. Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 10: This is all ROOK'S fault! - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Douglas @interwebzrenegade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
dude it turns out its actually really helpful for your mental health to play video games 10 hours a day sometimes
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This was good! My insane stubbornness and desire to beat a boss roughly 20 levels two early leads to quite a bit of non-plot time.
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Dorian Blackwood (They/Them) @dorianblackwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Undeterred by one of my persistent headaches, I've had a wonderful weekend! I've been out photographing birds, having tasty food with friends, and prepping Midnight in Jubilation for a final check by my accessibility consultant! As well as playing a wonderful, silly game with @glitzydemon.itch.io!
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jimbles jumps deep back into the Crossroads - What's so scary about the Fade anyway? Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 9: Moar Crossroads! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*** SPECIAL GUEST *** WHOOOO! Sam and Jimbles come back to Dream Drop Distance, Kingdom Hearts 3DS style! *** SPECIAL GUEST *** Prof Jimbles plays Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance: Ep 2: D-d-d-d-d-DROP! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/07/2026
There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Some will look at this image from the film “The Mummy Returns” and see an image that didn’t actually occur. An artificial creation we should not consider a news story. But the learned man knows it demonstrates a deep truth about how people turn into Scorpion Kings and what that means for our society
Terrible CGI in the Mummy Returns
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“i’m gonna eat you” kills with children. they are like ahaha no don’t eat me lmao
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
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DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
The BBC's political correspondent Joe Pike outlines the highs and lows of Sir Keir Starmer's premiership.
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LycanthrEppy @epidiah.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Because it came up a bit over the weekend, I'm going to reiterate something here for all my #ttrpg designing pals, new & old. Using AI can only shrink your audience. No one is excited to see AI, and plenty of folks abhor it. When you use AI, you attract no one new & repulse more than you know. …
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Jimbles forges forth on this Sunday evening with more Dragon Age: Veilguard. Gonna empathise with an Egg more? Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 6: The Plot Awaits! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Dorian Blackwood (They/Them) @dorianblackwood.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oof! Given how many games and business I’ve heard are suffering when their third party seller goes under, and they can’t get access to their own stock, that would also make me super nervous as an indie designer. 😣
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*** SPECIAL GUEST *** Jimbles successfully entranced a Cory to show off little known games that need extra love. *** SPECIAL GUEST *** twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Kind and positive minded dude who has rejected several bonks to send me to H0rny Jail. Together, we play computer RPGS to learn more about D&D and other TTRPGs. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Bi, Ma...
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Decades ago I tried and failed to read MOBY DICK, but methinks I may not have been ready for it. Rumour has it that it hits a bit different when you’re…seasoned, shall we say. So I’m gonna try again and might fail again. No handy lecture notes or online summaries. Just going for it. Here we go 1/
A Penguin Classics edition of Moby Dick by Herman Melville.
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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now that Lightning and the crew have made it to Gran Pulse, Jimbles did some TRULY UNREASONABLE GRINDING. Videogaems. Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy XIII Episode 10: DOWN 'UNDA - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles
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Kind and positive minded dude who has rejected several bonks to send me to H0rny Jail. Together, we play computer RPGS to learn more about D&D and other TTRPGs. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Bi, Ma...
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i wrote this a week ago
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 03/06/2026
Well, that's all my interest in the new Tomb Raider gone
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI-assisted tools were used during development to support some early exploration and temporary development content. Any AI-assisted assets were either replaced or refined by humans in order to maintain the creative and artistic vision of the development team.
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Vexx and Death at Camp Miasma @thenoirgal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Achewood meme comic of one of them walking in and saying in a sing song voice “hey guys! Guess who just got… yelllled aaat!”
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