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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Excellent selfie, you’re welcome.

Jimbles, a middle aged nerd with green hair, goatee. He is wearing a beige shirt with a dark glass pendant on a metal chain. Jimbles is sitting jn a gaming chair, wearing headphones and smirking at the camera.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

CEO of single use teeth wipes declares that nobody would be kissing if it weren’t for his product.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Yes, very wise. Soon they’ll all see the brilliance of your plan.

An arabic stereotype wearing red and orange robes, holding a staff shaped like a snake. A stock image that came up when I searched “treacherous vizier”

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Pg 55 Dwarves - They’re TOUGH. They’re REAL TOUGH. And we’re also making it clear they are also aesthetic champions: “This allows dwarves to embed gemstones into their bodies…” badass. Plus, you gotta see this art. Non-binary dwarf? Lady dwarf with beard? Masc dwarf with fuck me eyes? I love them

A real hot gender ambiguous dwarf with a thick beard gazes seductively down at you. Dressed in purple and gold.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Dexter S1 E04: Harry (Dexter’s father, a cop): People remember bullies. People like me… Bullying is a felony waiting to happen. ^ Oh, really? Cops remember bullies? They’re going to get revenge on bullies when they’re all grown up?

A quote from Goodreads, from the author “Elif Batuman”, from the book “The Idiot”.

“I found myself remembering the day in kindergarten when the teachers showed us Dumbo, and I realized for the first time that all the kids in the class, even the bullies, rooted for Dumbo, against Dumbo's tormentors. Invariably they laughed and cheered, both when Dumbo succeeded and when bad things happened to his enemies. But they're you, I thought to myself. How did they not know? They didn't know. It was astounding, an astounding truth. Everyone thought they were Dumbo.”

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Pg 36 Guardian See what I mean? One page for guardian, heaps for Druid. Guardian has 2 pages in total, one is fluff (good, I love fluff. Thank you) so I hope their abilities fuckin’ rock. … Hope ability does. CLASS ABILITY FUCKING ROCKS TOO.

CLASS FEATURE
Unstoppable
Once per long rest, you can become Unstoppable. You gain an Unstoppable Die. At level 1, your Unstoppable Die is a d4. Place it on your character sheet in the space provided, starting with the 1 value facing up. After you make a damage roll that deals 1 or more Hit Points to a target, increase the Unstoppable Die value by one. When the die's value would exceed its maximum value or when the scene ends, remove the die and drop out of Unstoppable. At level 5, your Unstoppable Die increases to a d6.
While Unstoppable, you gain the following benefits:
• You reduce the severity of physical damage by one threshold (Severe to Major, Major to Minor, Minor to None).
• You add the current value of the Unstoppable Die to your damage roll.
• You can't be Restrained or Vulnerable.
Tip: If your Unstoppable Die is a d4 and the 4 is currently facing up, you remove the die the next time you would increase it. However, if your Unstoppable Die has increased to a d6 and the 4 is currently facing up, you'll turn it to 5 the next time you would increase it. In this case, you'll remove the die after you would need to increase it higher than 6.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Weird fetishist? Hell yea- aww.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

See a tattoo, post a tattoo. This is my most visible one, and nearly always has a “wait, is that a fucking loss.jpg tattoo?” response. It’s perfect.

A forearm and wrist (with visible sexy veins) and a blank ink tattoo forming the loss.jpg glyph.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

"They're consensual" will cover it. You also have time to order some business cards, something like this:

A small white card with the following text:
"YES, I AM TALL.
YOU ARE VERY OBSERVANT FOR NOTICING.
THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME.
6 FEET, 9 INCHES. SIZE 16 SHOE.
(YES, REALLY.)
NO, I DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL.
DO YOU PLAY MINIATURE GOLF?
THE WEATHER IS PERFECT UP HERE.
I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION."

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

191. (I can’t remember or find the author/source of this, please let me know if you know.)

A TTRPG Microgame:

18. BAIT AND SWITCH A game of lying to your friends.

Rules
Gather players under the pretense of playing Dungeons & Dragons. Tell a story together. Insist when necessary that yes, this is Dungeons & Dragons. The game ends in a loss if any of the rules of Dungeons & Dragons are followed.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

188. (May be ai, but I don’t THINK so? It’ll get shitcanned if it is.)

A skeleton in armour is standing in a field. The image is captioned “DESPAIR IS EASY.
HOPE IS HARD AND BROTHER,
I LIKE TO STAY HARD”

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

This hotdog is gettin’ his dick sucked asap,right? That sexy drink is like “I want you bad, let’s pay for our reasonably priced combo selves and get out of here.”