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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Aside from a small list of minor edits, I finished my horror novel today. Its later than I hoped and years after when I thought I would be done, but it seems like I'm at the very least going to be done with the ebook version in time for spooky season. I'll be sharing more as I get closer to release.

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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wanna do a movie like Oleanna or Disclosure where an innocent man is accused of sexual assault by a vindictive woman but nothing bad really happens to him, a lot of horrible people come to his aid, and the woman deals with more backlash than he does think early Alexander Payne vibes

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The secret is that, to paraphrase Feynman, we are all morons outside of, at best, a narrow niche, so it’s good to neither default to disbelief or credentialism

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Dorian Blackwood (They/Them) @dorianblackwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The time of my first vendor table approaches! And I have done the Big Scary Thing in reaching out to an Indie TTRPG store to see if they would perhaps be interested in some copies of Midnight in Jubilation! Eagerly, anxiously awaiting feedback on the copies I sent. 🤞

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Jane @invinciblejane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This isn’t just my love letter to South of Midnight, but to industry cultural practices that should be normalized. Go @compulsiongames.bsky.social 🩷 I’ll be here for the next game!

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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 18/08/2026

This genuinely feels pretty intentionally in continuity with SGLMG's potentially illegal purge of Pride in Protest. "Fuck you, we got rid of the lefties, now no one can stop us"

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Odysseus @thestrifeisrife.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Here's how to experience the entire FFVII Franchise in order if you hate yourself.

FFVII Series Horrible Comprehensive Experience Order

1. FFVII, With Shinra Archaeology Cut translation (bonus points if you use Archaeology Mode)
1外伝. FFVII Dismantled "Mind" sections (watch Last Elixir video when it exists)
1改. In-character dating guide from FFVII Ultimania Omega
2. Maiden who Travels the Planet
3. Before Crisis (Grimoire Valentine playthrough for main story. Episode Legend, Reno, and Weapon D Mode have different videos)
4. Last Order OVA
5. Episode Denzel - On the Way to a Smile
6. Episode Tifa - On the Way to a Smile
7. Advent Children (Original 2005 version)
8. Reminiscence of FFVII (Advent Children DVD bonus feature)
9. Dirge of Cerberus chapters 1-4
9-2. Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode
9 Returns. Dirge of Cerberus chapters 5-12
9 Louis Vuitton Collab. Dirge of Cerberus Online Mode cutscenes.
10. Crisis Core PSP Version
10, The After Years. Crisis Core Complete Guide dev interviews and world terminology thing
11. Remaining On the Way to a Smile stories
12. Episode Denzel - On the Way to a Smile OVA version
13. Advent Children Complete
14. The Kids are Alright - A Turks Side Story
15. Dissidia and Dissidia 012 should probably go in here somewhere
16. Mobius FF - FFVII Remake crossover
17. Power Washing Simulator FFVII Remake tie-in (it's actually canon I promise)
18. FFVII Remake & Intermission
19. FFVII: First Soldier (actual game not Ever Crisis story) opening cinematic
20. First Soldier (Ever Crisis), Chapter 1
21. FFVII Remake: Traces of Two Pasts & Picturing the Past
22. Two Thousand Gil to Become a Hero
23. Crisis Core Reunion
24. Ever Crisis character episodes (besides Glenn)
25. FFVII Rebirth
26. First Soldier (Ever Crisis), Chapter 2 & Glenn Event episode
27. FFVII Rebirth: Dear Destiny
28. The FFXIV / FFVII Remake crossover event probably
29. FFVII Revelation

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Unfortunately for the trans gal, the pitch to try "blowjob practice" with her male bestie fell apart because she was unable to even mumble the words "can I suck your cock?" without turning a shade of red that would normally prompt medical intervention.

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

okay, besides everything else, if you can't find a better middle-aged lady with extensive tattoos to be horny about **on bluesky** that's the actual definition of a skill issue

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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Celebrating our anniversary by getting fucked up at an Applebee's, cheers to us (& you all)!

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I'm not saying it doesn't HAPPEN, but "all weird indie TTRPGs are a kink thing" is reductive. There is also "designing RPGs to publish your worldbuilding bible", "designing RPGs because you invented a neat dice trick", "designing RPGs to win an argument", and "designing RPGs as an act of self harm".

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Fuck the scalpers, you’re better off.

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Shade of Stars @shade-of-stars.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Today is my birthday. Turned 40, it feels like... a lot. Thank you all so much for your support! 🥰 The best gift today would be sharing my art.

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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

workers also planted flags outside the office, one for each laid-off dev. the union sent me a video of all of them, and the number is truly striking. imagine just... ignoring that

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

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Ben Collins O @bencollins.bsky.so... • 35m
It's me!
Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.soc... • 2h must've been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you're dating a bartender who's a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like "you're not gonna believe how ugly this guy is"

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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

people love to post about how "you're not gonna like it when there's millions of unmarried aimless young men" and like Japan and Korea have been running this field experiment for years and they're mostly just playing video games and jerking off

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

FF7-R, the high-def continuation of the PS1's killer app has the second episode going live nooooooooow! Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy VII: Remake - Episode 2: Let's PET some CATS - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

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Kind and positive minded dude who has rejected several bonks to send me to H0rny Jail. Together, we play computer RPGS to learn more about D&D and other TTRPGs. All hedonistic, enjoyable stuff. Bi, Ma...

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Anyone feel like Veilguard? Jimbles feels like Veilguard, let's do a little Veilguard! Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 12: Final Companion Recruitment! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I would like swords and an orgy please. Sworgy camp. “Get your blades sharpened and edged here.”

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I tried Rapier with the best swordsperson and excellent teacher I know, and I am too unga-bunga for the delicate and courtly weapon. Longsword does require precision, but using two hands buying the heaviest version from Sigi means I am utilising my Bearframe. … they tell me I should do harness.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

German longsword, Lichtenhaur by way of Hugh Knight… mostly. Will consider Fiore dei Liberi once I feel like it won’t mess up learning Lichtenhaur (well, brotherhood of…) because I know it will. Maybe arming sword and shield and/or messer later.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I resisted for two years running and eventually decided I’d only buy one if I went to a HEMA club and actually learned a little. … now I’ve bought $1500 of gear. Buy the sword at the ren faire or you’ll end up with another expensive hobby.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I have a speaker on my bedhead. It has two purposes: • Playing wildly inappropriate music while I have sex with someone who won’t immediately lose their focus when an incredibly sad Welshman screams “YOUR LOVE HAS RUINED MY LIFE” • Echo the sounds of a rainstorm for white noise while I sleep.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Agriculture would have a completely different set of bioengineered plants so that the whole process was manageable at that size - seeds, harvest storage… he’ll even cooking would be completely different given they’d need to focus on comparatively smaller meals more frequently.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I succeeded tonight. She remains asleep, deaf to both my “OHF FUHCCK” and the sudden scramble in which I knocked the speaker off the bedhead and cracked it into my skull. Who knows if I’ll be this successful tomorrow night. Perhaps the USB-Micro port will actually fucking work and it’ll charge!

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This speaker, oh perfect device of two uses, flashes red for about six seconds before yelling that it has not been fed. So of course, I have the opportunity to turn it on and IMMEDIATELY PANIC, desperately hoping that if I move fast enough, defuse this auditory bomb, I can save her sleep!

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

So the white noise smokescreen to cover me brushing my teeth, filling a CPAP machine, dropping my phone directly onto my face in clumsy exhaustion… well, it has roughly a 10% chance of yelling. However. It does have a grace period. It is not entirely without mercy to my plight.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Because I turn this fucking thing on when I’m already tired enough to concede the skirmish in my eternal war against sleep, usually LONG after my darling wife has fallen asleep. Far too often has she been awoken to admonitions from a robot informing me I’ve failed to position the cable just right.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This speaker, when low on battery, reaches deep inside itself and declares at the absolute top of its lungs “CRITICAL BATTERY: PLEASE CHARGE” in a mid-tier voice actor’s impression of a firm-but-guiding space station AI. I’d like to bring your attention back to the second purpose of this speaker:

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This is a noble purpose, and this speaker should be proud. It is not. This speaker hates life and wishes solely to destroy me through rolling off the bedhead to smack into me, or by waking up my beloved wife through its absolute worst feature.

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Force a theme by rushing through FFXIII to finish in 13 episodes? Sure, why not! Prof Jimbles plays Final Fantasy XIII Episode 13: SUPER POPE PUNCHER TURBOOOO - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"Pick, A or B." "Ugh, B, but I don't want to have to pick." "You have to pick." "B." "HOW COULD YOU PICK B!?" Veilguard continues tonight. Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 10: This is all ROOK'S fault! - twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

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Douglas @interwebzrenegade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

dude it turns out its actually really helpful for your mental health to play video games 10 hours a day sometimes

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

She's just like me

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This was good! My insane stubbornness and desire to beat a boss roughly 20 levels two early leads to quite a bit of non-plot time.

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Dorian Blackwood (They/Them) @dorianblackwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Undeterred by one of my persistent headaches, I've had a wonderful weekend! I've been out photographing birds, having tasty food with friends, and prepping Midnight in Jubilation for a final check by my accessibility consultant! As well as playing a wonderful, silly game with @glitzydemon.itch.io!

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Jimbles jumps deep back into the Crossroads - What's so scary about the Fade anyway? Prof Jimbles plays Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Ep 9: Moar Crossroads! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

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Prof_Jimbles @profjimbles.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

*** SPECIAL GUEST *** WHOOOO! Sam and Jimbles come back to Dream Drop Distance, Kingdom Hearts 3DS style! *** SPECIAL GUEST *** Prof Jimbles plays Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance: Ep 2: D-d-d-d-d-DROP! - Twitch.tv/Prof_Jimbles

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/07/2026

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Some will look at this image from the film “The Mummy Returns” and see an image that didn’t actually occur. An artificial creation we should not consider a news story. But the learned man knows it demonstrates a deep truth about how people turn into Scorpion Kings and what that means for our society

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

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