Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7677421106
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My man looks like George W possessed by the ghost of Hermann Göring 51445
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This isn’t funny anymore. It was never funny, but this is just so trite, so dumb. Just make it stop 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comSchitt's Creek: Let The Crowening Commence with Eugene LevyAlt: Schitt's Creek: Let The Crowening Commence with Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara 926671
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you think Natalie Harp's love letters to Trump are cringe, you should see what Donald writes to me. 381194226
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Back in April, there were reports from the same ship of meager, unappetizing meals. They were already calling Hegseth “dumb McNamara”. If he’s not careful, he’ll earn comparisons to Buchanan's Sec of War, John Floyd 000
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/08/2026And w/ a Chinese Taiwan invasion in the offing in 2027 or so, the chaos is just getting started 010
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomRuss Cox @swtch.com · 16/07/2026Robert Caro says that power doesn't corrupt, it *reveals*. AI's still-hypothetical power already reveals which jobs decision makers don't respect or value, don't believe are worth human effort or time, and don't believe require actual human judgement. Today's example: teachers. 26016
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Looks like reality out did you yet again @theneedling.com @theonion.com 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026These are beginning to annoy me. 391561247
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Google had perfected something to the point that its brand name became a common verb and then they decided, wait, let's fuck that up completely. 1131737357
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The only reason to build this monstrosity is to dynamited it on or before January 20th, 2029. Preferably by someone 12 or under cause that’d be adorable 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471016426
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 24/05/2026With this crew, I’d be more surprised if he weren’t marrying someone connected to Epstein TBH 020
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomjerome i guess. @jeromecylin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Selina Wang of NBC was filming while gunshots went off outside the White House. 1151310412
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 20/05/2026You know who else had a sweetheart deal with the tax authorities? Yup, Hitler youtu.be/y9mbSBkubzgyoutu.beHitler's Money and How He Stole It - WW2 SpecialYouTube video by World War Two 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomPhil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The best remake of The Odyssey is Suzanne Vega's Calypso, I will be taking no questions because y'all know I'm right 15878
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 19/04/2026This review hates its subject almost as much as said subject hates its driver, hates its very existence, and you youtu.be/L3oO510dyVIyoutu.be2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car ReviewsYouTube video by Regular Car Reviews 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomWeedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Exactly one year ago today: 448280269336
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomChanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 11/04/2026Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛 172195364014
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Honestly, some dynamite and you’d have the perfect DJT memorial 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoommtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse. 12899143353
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Each failed impeachment makes the next harder. So keeping their powder is prudent. Still, with each R Senator’s primary in the past, a window of vulnerability slowly opens. And the Epstein scandal continues its slow, inexorable burn 🔥〰️〰️〰️🧨 010
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomAnthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 10/04/2026Tonight in the ai reading group i was reminded of something that happened in 2006 after I dropped out of college, when I was living in a run-down old house next to jb alberto's in rogers park with a bunch of dudes. it was, as you can imagine, not clean. 17872320
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomStephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 09/04/2025to all who celebrate... 5543171286
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Welp. That’s over with. For the moment, at least www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...nytimes.com 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are. 268126783350
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomBusiness Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Cold take: Russiagate was real and extremely bad. The president only escaped prosecution because of the American political class‘s obsession with not prosecuting people in power 7913124
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoom"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I just keep coming back around to, "there is a reason that no previous president did this foolish thing and it was not because they were weak, woke cowards, but because they could read a cost-benefit analysis." 31240218
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 07/03/2026Introducing the SHUT UP Act, a bill that reduces harmful noise exposure and eliminates vehicle nuisances by making it a misdemanor to: – modify your vehicle exhaust – “roll coal" – obstruct or cover your license plate – excessively tint your windows – use aftermarket LED headlights 1/6 914426
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomAlan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This btw is one of the reasons it’s time to retire all this edgelord nonsense about “warfighters” and get back to what American servicemen are supposed to be - *soldiers* (and sailors and marines etc) 448383
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Oh boy. So presidents as varied as both Bushes, Obama, 1st term T***p, AND Biden have all passed on this? That’s a bad sign. A very bad sign 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude. 12153271373
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Well, as military strategists Clausewitz and Jomini would both say, “damn, whatever’s in those Epstein files must be REALLY bad” 8465127
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive 134170475211
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026When a company in an industry built on hype tells you that a use case is a bad idea—and actually dangerous—that means it’s a *catastrophically* bad idea. 201608465
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomPat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 24/02/2026My friend @stevesack.bsky.social sent me a pre-release copy of Trump’s SOTU speech 1538483
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Recently I’ve been wondering how long it would be before an AI agent would nuke something big and expensive. Must admit wouldn’t have guessed -2 months 010
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026lol guess who met some commoners today. 3697598
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Americans bewildered as release of Epstein Files leads to resignations and criminal investigations in democracies around the world. 262432529
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Elon Musk: *fash bullshit* Norman Rockwell: 21661123
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is a sick burn! But at the risk of extreme pedantry, an oligarchy of pedophiles seems more accurate 000
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times. 13603777814246
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomParkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 01/02/2026It will be a long line of perps in that walk. Royalty. Billionaires. Tech bros. Restaurateurs. Sheikhs. Dignitaries. Electeds. Nepo babies. Celebrities. Directors. Elites. Men. So many filthy rich men. It's like we can clearly see the source of our oppression and suffering in this society. 829375
Reposted by ProfOfExistentialDoomMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The post-Me Too era has really taught me that the underlying issue with the persistence of sexual violence isn’t exactly women’s credibility, as the “believe women” slogan suggested, but rather with rape’s moral status. It’s not that people think it doesn’t happen. They think it doesn’t matter. 603107863
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Been perplexed by National Socialism’s continued appeal for a while. I mean the Nazis’ defeat was as total as they come. Why such admiration for such losers. It has to be something like this 000
ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Should we be grateful that these clowns didn’t shoot someone? 011
