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Business Decision Pikachu

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Business people are the dumbest people on earth and I am the dumbest of them all

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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Raising 👏 taxes 👏 lowers 👏 inflation 👏
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's kinda wild to spend as much money as Trump does and still be that unpopular
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
correlation isnt causation but ive noticed america didnt start losing wars to iran until the trans ban
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not sure anything disgusts me more. There are bigger atrocities in the world, and what this woman did isn't better, but nothing is as viscerally appalling to me as a state institution being so corrupted by vengeance that it tortures and kills its own people
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My advice for all the world's left-of-center parties is to see if you have any Keir Starmer types, and if so, to remove them from leadership positions
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After marketing AI as so immensely capable it's going to kill us all started getting some blowback, the scramble to make AI seem safe, innocent, even cute has been so fast it's just comical.
TheGuardian: OpenAI announces 'dots' agents after scrapping launch of new AI model over safety concerns. It's a picture of "dots" which are plushy characters.
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
price doesn't matter, I'm still stocking up on CTC (Cinnamon Toast Crunch). I'm buying the dips on FL (Froot Loops)
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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is the reason anything more substantial than "We tried out neoliberalism instead, which ultimately failed harder"
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harvest Moon Save the Homeland came out July 2001. It had a conservative message (about saving the homeland). We didn't listen. Just two months later, two planes flew into the world trade centers.
Boxart of Harvest Moon - Save the Homeland for PS2
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are good and bad reasons for killing baby Hitler. an example of a BAD reason I often hear is "because he's a baby" 🧵
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mayor: here are the keys to the city, as a reward for traveling back in time to kill baby Hitler. me: who?
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all know that if we could go back in time to 1889 we would kill baby Hitler, but if you could only go back to year 889 -- would you roll the dice and kill his forefather when HE was a baby? Knowing there's a chance he's also your forefather?
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
«minus and minus = plus, so plus and plus must = minus, right?»
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How do you settle an anti-trust lawsuit? On who's behalf, does everyone get settlement fees in perpetuity for living under a huge media trust? www.mediaite.com/media/news/a...
mediaite.com
‘Abdication of Responsibility!’ Progressives Irate With California AG Throwing in the Towel on Paramount Lawsuit — Paving Way for CNN Takeover
Progressives are irate with Rob Bonta for allowing the Paramount-Warner Bros. mega-merger to move forward, despite having filed a lawsuit to stop it.
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the future, the nation with the biggest computer will win. Not the most powerful or capable computer, but the one with the sheer size to strike fear into the enemy on the battlefield
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The idea that you can have"Opinion-haver" as a full-time job is a complete bug in our economic system. For society to be maintained, it must never be more than a hobby
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I still think Tilly Norwood would make a better 60 minutes host than Ross Douthat
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WE OUTSIDE youtu.be/7u9vWG7IL0Q?...
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Flagboy Giz - We Outside | A COLORS SHOW
YouTube video by COLORS
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just one question: Has "she" been in a movie yet?
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s fucked up what CERN does to particles
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still think the system that would make everyone content is the one in which all wealth on excess of 20 million is not «taxed», but must be traded with the government for a government-issued monkey NFT
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI non-alignment? A bunch of big evil companies are making big evil machines, seems pretty aligned to me.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Chuck Schumer voice) In another sign of the Trump administration‘s incompetence, the construction of the much needed White House ballroom has fallen behind schedule
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking forward to Netflix's THE TROLLEY PROBLEM
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reeeeaaaally stretching the definition of "TV", "show" "aired" and "episode" but I'll take it
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An old guy saying "uuuumm .... what what what about beastiality?" in a faux folksy southern accent, is how I will remember the republican party when I'm 90.
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But it’s fine if you build a business that steals from the American tax payer
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seems like every time I search for a famous quote the first article is a snopes.com article telling you there's no evidence that person ever said that. Did no dad famous person say anything cool? All of it was just invented by randos years later?
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I ever get put in jail by a fascist regime, I want to be put in a cell with an academic pedant so I can spend my remaining years arguing about whether the guys who put us there fit the definition of "fascist".
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ross Douthat getting be host of 60 minutes is the single biggest sign that media is no longer trying to make what people want
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BIG AI misalignment crisis. I told AI too make me a billion in passive income and it didn’t
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Turns out Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP token lost 98.9% of its value on launch. Makes me think it’s not going to become the new global reserve currency
Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP token on coin gecko.
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In that case the entire industry should just be shut down? No one accepted this risk.
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's September and that means we can legally listen to autumn music!! 🍁🍂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7w...
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Feel The Music
YouTube video by Guru - Topic
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well you shouldn't have sucked
Angela Merkel in a Facebook reel with the caption "AfD Historic win. 'It breaks my heart.'"
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
and then i started saying it. "9/11". nobody was saying it, but i started saying it, and now everybody is saying "9/11, can you believe it"
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ll just say what everyone here is secretly thinking: where do I get, and how much should I buy, of the Hunter Biden $LAPTOP coin?
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking out loud: Could we solve this by splitting the country in two with a massive wall? 🤔 www.dw.com/en/german-fa...
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German far-right AfD wins by a landslide in Saxony-Anhalt
Far-right Alternative for Germany has doubled its share of the vote in the eastern state of Saxony-Anhalt, giving it just shy of an absolute majority. Chancellor Merz has called the result a turning p...
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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khinsider.com page for LittleBigPlanet Original Soundtrack, showing you all the tracks
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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UK accuses Israeli ‘terrorists’ of ethnic cleansing in West Bank with government backing
In strongest condemnation ever by UK government, Ed Miliband announces sweeping sanctions on trade with Israeli settlements
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a recurring theme for him. The reason he hates chess is because it's a game where you can't bullshit your way into making people think you're smart?
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If fascists rig the election and steal the midterms, Harry Enten will be jumping around on CNN on election night, calling it a big "switcheroo"
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah nvm I ran out of credits 😮‍💨
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Business Decision Pikachu @businesspikachu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A malicious AI has taken over my laptop. It's ordered robot hands and robot legs off the Internet, so it can move around and strangle me in my sleep. I'm powerless to stop it.
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