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ProfOfExistentialDoom

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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 20h
Interview? That desk tells me that’s a debate her opponent was too chicken to attend
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I suspect she can take care of herself. Which, of course, would be the problem
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretty sure that exists, but his investment is protected by a NDA signed in blood
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like George W possessed by the ghost of Hermann Göring
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Will Count Binface got 26.9% promising to lower 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 taxes whilst raising them for everybody else
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So an AI poem?
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s not his job. AI CEOs are contractually forbidden from appearing sober. Undermines investor confidence in your “genius”
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think “Trump’s Folly” has a certain ring to it
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The latin phrase is appropriately metal: Damnatio Memoriae. Which translates to “damnation of memory” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnati...
en.wikipedia.org
Damnatio memoriae - Wikipedia
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This isn’t funny anymore. It was never funny, but this is just so trite, so dumb. Just make it stop
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I say dynamite it. The arch isn’t attached to anything so it can go BOOM CRASH without giving the park service, etc a heart attack And let a little kid push the button too cause it’s their future he’s stealing and their unadulterated joy would be adorable.
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jeez, that is torture
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’d like to see the arc built. So we can dynamite it when he’s gone. The ballroom will have to be taken down carefully so as to not damage the rest of the Whitehouse. An arc in the middle of an intersection. Blow it up
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Schitt's Creek: Let The Crowening Commence with Eugene Levy
Alt: Schitt's Creek: Let The Crowening Commence with Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Greta had that twerp’s measure
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IMHO this is mostly social hierarchy nonsense. And nothing makes people irrelevant quicker than being lectured on respecting our “betters”. Particularly when they are clearly not better nor themselves respectful
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you think Natalie Harp's love letters to Trump are cringe, you should see what Donald writes to me.
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My first job out of college was a tool for the Navy to plan deployments. I.e. exactly this. So of course logistics is more complicated than that but it’s also something the Navy knows, or rather it knew, how to do. Leave it to Dumb McNamara to mess up something so fundamental so quickly
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Careful, you’ll make him hungry
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Back in April, there were reports from the same ship of meager, unappetizing meals. They were already calling Hegseth “dumb McNamara”. If he’s not careful, he’ll earn comparisons to Buchanan's Sec of War, John Floyd
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And w/ a Chinese Taiwan invasion in the offing in 2027 or so, the chaos is just getting started
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If your only criteria is absolutely no AI premise, this might be your movie. Only a human could produce something this contrived
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Grok might make a decent Lovecraft style horror movie, as long as it wasn’t a horror movie you intended to make
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Russ Cox @swtch.com · 16/07/2026
Robert Caro says that power doesn't corrupt, it *reveals*. AI's still-hypothetical power already reveals which jobs decision makers don't respect or value, don't believe are worth human effort or time, and don't believe require actual human judgement. Today's example: teachers.
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh no. Looks like someone has a sense of humor
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Get out
Alt: Cary Grant says, “Get out”
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Looks like reality out did you yet again @theneedling.com @theonion.com
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Somewhere a fragile male DOJ lawyer is trying to convince a grand jury the blue represents a threat to the prez
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can’t decide which would be the greater eyesore
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Looks to me like the √ is behind the 1 and the 9. What are you trying to hide? An imaginary number? For an imaginary time?
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These are beginning to annoy me.
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It believe the traditional chant is, “lock him up” www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-b...
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Trump booed at World Series and chants of "Lock him up!" break out
Some fans held signs saying "VETERANS FOR IMPEACHMENT" AND "IMPEACH TRUMP"
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sounds like the B plot of a 90’s sitcom that ends with the slop peddler getting their comeuppance in some absurd fashion
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Google had perfected something to the point that its brand name became a common verb and then they decided, wait, let's fuck that up completely.
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
AI marketing departments have discovered that greater AI literacy leads to less AI usage, not more 🤔
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The only reason to build this monstrosity is to dynamited it on or before January 20th, 2029. Preferably by someone 12 or under cause that’d be adorable
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Dark Crystal springs to mind
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The Dark Crystal Movie Title Card
ALT: The Dark Crystal Movie Title Card
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
With this crew, I’d be more surprised if he weren’t marrying someone connected to Epstein TBH
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just another day in Trump’s America
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jerome i guess. @jeromecylin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Selina Wang of NBC was filming while gunshots went off outside the White House.
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You know who else had a sweetheart deal with the tax authorities? Yup, Hitler youtu.be/y9mbSBkubzg
youtu.be
Hitler's Money and How He Stole It - WW2 Special
YouTube video by World War Two
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cue the inevitable whine from Alito in 3… 2…
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yeah. Bet we’ll get some real gems when it’s wrong though
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
On the local buses, I’ve seen the occasional Brompton folding bike. I have a regular road bike, which has to go on the external rack. Folding ones don’t
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The best remake of The Odyssey is Suzanne Vega's Calypso, I will be taking no questions because y'all know I'm right
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
More like the slow, shambling inertia of a mass of zombies
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He didn’t put any tariff on gas though
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ProfOfExistentialDoom @profexistential.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Every man is a hero in his own eyes
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