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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I find the "this is what it would sound like if Bob Dylan sang [insert contemporary pop song]" joke to be evergreen. It's always fresh, always edgy, and always funny....................NOT!
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MUGS! Getting ready for the Kentuck festival here in Tuscaloosa. October 17-18. It's gonna be a fun one!
A whole bunch of the most beautiful mugs you've ever seen. All the colors of the rainbow
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really liked the Supergirl movie. Really loved both Kara and Ruthye. They were faithful to the source material and really well realized. I’m not sure Lobo needed to be in there. He felt a little thrown in. I loved how they brought in so much of @bilquis.bsky.social ‘s visual aesthetic.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No cheating; post your lockscreen
Lockscreen with sweet Green Lantern painting.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have been regularly eating rocks for the past 8 months. Never felt better.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This guy sucks www.thenerve.news/p/steven-pin...
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From celebrity intellectual to anti-woke outlaw: how Steven Pinker lost his way
The pop psycholgist’s new book seems to betray a lurking fear of others’ criticism – about his Epstein links, his manosphere admirers and his discredited former field of study, writes Virginia Heffern...
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just picked up the newly rereleased Funkadelic Maggot Brain yesterday and giving it a spin today. Amazing.
Cover of Funkadelic's Maggot Brain.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember when Milestone launched. It was such an exciting moment in comics for me. Every new book, and every new character was just the coolest. Of all of them, I was a Static man, but Blood Syndicate also ruled.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Making mugs outta mud! (Throwing pottery)
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing about these folding phones that is dumb as hell is that they fold out to make a bigger screen. I'm sick of my screens. The folding should make it smaller.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our devices are constantly listening to us, exhibit infinity: Today on the NYTimes website I got an ad for an indoor hydroponic garden. I haven't looked for these things in over 2 years. I did, however, talk about them at the bar two days ago. I hate it here.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? The Matrix is a top 2, for sure, but I'll go...
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Rushmore: Jason Schwartzman's Iconic Line
ALT: Rushmore: Jason Schwartzman's Iconic Line
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dear every program, device, and app, I never want to use your AI “smart” features. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Amen. #BookSky
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hill I’m willing to die on: Wordle bot pretending it gets it in 3 every day is some Kim Jong Il golf shit. Wordle is a par 4 game.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have really loved this current run on Wonder Woman. Every issue. And Stephanie Williams’s @stephwilliams.bsky.social interludes between arcs are so good. They flesh out the character in such a lovely and rewarding way. Also, credit both Jeff Spokes and Clayton Henry. Their art is top notch.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Keep it away from me
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Is there no one else besides Kody Funderburk? Is triple A without any promising relievers? It is insane that they keep bringing this guy out there.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Imagine if the Twins hadn’t got rid of their whole bullpen last season. No lead is safe with these guys we have now.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026
THERE IS AN ACTIVE POGROM IN NORTHERN IRELAND. FASCISTS IN SKULL MASKS ARE GOING DOOR TO DOOR PULLING MIGRANTS OUT OF THEIR HOMES AND SETTING THEM ON FIRE.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
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Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
The French-Iranian 'died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life,' people close to her said.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
New bowls came out of the kiln! All glazing was experimental for me, and added some texture to the bowls, which is also new for me. I’m quite pleased with how they came out.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When Walt Whitman said, “But you ye untold latencies will thrill to every page,” he was talking about Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Elites desperately searching for a moral indulgence to cleanse them of the taint of their own elitism are unwilling to reckon with the true meaning of being "out of touch," because it offers no balm for their rotted souls. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/who-is-out...
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Who Is "Out of Touch?"
Elites who can't quite have it all.
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Minnesota Twins @twinsbaseball.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
On this day, 42 years ago, Kirby Puckett made his MLB Debut! We miss you, Kirby❤️
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
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witchy raerae 👍🧙🏻‍♀️ ❌👑 @rachaelnevins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“Use AI to brainstorm but not to write.” “Use AI to help you outline but not to write.” These are commonly proposed as “ethical” ways for undergrad students to use AI, but I’m sorry, brainstorming & outlining are just as integral to writing as the actual construction of sentences.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/04/2026
Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I lol'd at this.😆
Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Two of the journalists assassinated in South Lebanon this morning by Israel were Lebanese correspondents Ali Shoeib and Fatima Ftouni. They become the 252nd and 253rd journalists killed by Israel in the last two years. Unprecedented. (📸 Cradle Media)
A photo of Ali and Fatima in their press vests and hats, smiling at the camera with Lebanon in the background
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just read Wonder Woman 31. @tomking.bsky.social and @sampereart.bsky.social’s run has been just transcendent.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
New from 404 Media: the removed DOGE deposition videos have already been backed up across the internet. A judge ordered their removal from YouTube on Friday. By Saturday, the videos were available on the Internet Archive and as a torrent file www.404media.co/the-removed-...
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The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet
On Friday a judge ordered those who uploaded the videos to YouTube to remove them. By Saturday, a backup of the videos was available online as a torrent and on the Internet Archive.
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I didn’t think anything could be better than The Wicked + The Divine, but I think The Power Fantasy is @kierongillen.bsky.social ‘s best. Every month leaves me newly gobsmacked. Not sure how much more my gob can take
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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I made some things out of mud
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 17/02/2026
"One of the best takeaways those of us on the left or the center can hold is that tariffs, the annihilation of the safety net, aggressive tax cuts, and all of their other fiscal policies are not about enrichment as an end unto itself: they’re about impoverishment as a means to reinforce hierarchy."
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The Pain Is the Plan
MAGA is actively seeking to immiserate the country in order to cement their power over the rest of us.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 31/01/2026
Cool thoughts from Noam Chomsky
From: Matthew Hiltzik <
To: J <jeevacation@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Thoughts from Chomsky
Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2019 23:34:06 +0000
I think that is wise
Sent from my iPhone
On Feb 23, 2019, at 4:19 PM, J < jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Ive watched the horrible way you are being treated in the press and public. It's painful to say, but I think the best way to proceed is to ignore it. I've had plenty of experience, though of course not on this scale. A google search will bring up tons of hysterical accusations of all sorts, even groups devoted to vilifying me. I pay no attention, unless I'm approached for a comment on a specific matter. It's a nuisance, but it's the best way. The same conclusions from experiences of others, in some cases close friends.
What the vultures dearly want is a public response, which then provides a public opening for an onslaught of venomous attacks, many from just publicity seekers or cranks of all sorts -- which are impossible to answer (how do you prove that you are not a neo-Nazi who wants to kill the Jews, or a rapist, or whatever charge comes along?). That's particularly true now with the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women, which has reached the point that even questioning a charge is a crime worse than murder. For virtually everyone who sees any of this, the reaction will be "where there's smoke there's fire, maybe raging fire" (whatever the facts, which few will even think of investigating).
In general, it's best I think not to react unless directly questioned, particularly in the current mood -- which, I presume, will fade away, even if not in time to prevent much torture and distress.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Just finished The Plague of Doves by Louise Erdrich. Holy cow this is a knees buckler. The way she threads all of the stories together is masterful. For my money, Erdrich is one of the living American authors—and truly one of the best we’ve ever had. This one will leave you staggered. So good.
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professorhandsome.bsky.social @professorhandsome.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This year's New Year's resolution is to take a bite out of my to-be-read pile. 50 books (beyond reading for work) and at least 40 that I already own.
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