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Travis comma bitch

@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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cut the deck right in half, I'll play from either side

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2h
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2h
This is a normal amount of Mexican blend cheese
Four (4) bags of Mexican blend cheese
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 6h
I KNOW! YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME FOR YEARS
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 9h
I know, right? 🤣
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Rex @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 15h
there is NO comfort zone. all this shit makes me uncomfortable.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 19h
4:04 sleep not found
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15h
Hi Key! I actually just checked my calendar and it's still today. Did you hit refresh?
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16h
I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH COFFEE
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I absolutely will! Tomorrow!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Go sports
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
at least we won’t be complaining about first world problems much longer
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it's called being cold maybe you've brrrd of it
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Someone built a crude prototype of this machine in their garage and then almost certainly had it burst a testicle like a ripe grape. "Just a temporary setback. Just gotta rework the mechanism."
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You're a day early!
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/10/2026
crazy how we invented guns and just so conveniently happened to have the perfect kind of powder for them
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
goddammit, just realized the reason we need to identify stop signs and school buses and crosswalks to confirm we’re not robots is to train the ai in driverless cars
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thank you, Gwen!!! ♥️♥️♥️
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just looked at a food expiration date and said "this will last well into the apocalypse" out loud
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thank you!!!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thank you, Quinn!!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thank you!!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh my god! That's awesome!!!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I can taste the baked potato skins now!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also, congratulations to you too!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's called I am sober. I believe it will calculate days and money based on whatever date you enter. I like it because it's free!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes it is! Thank you!!!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you!!!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lmaoooo. I wish!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
jk, I did quit and my only regret is not doing it sooner. Nothing in my life is worse and almost everything is better
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Exactly hahaha
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I didn't "get sober", I'm just saving up for a really big night on the town
Screenshot of my sobriety app that shows I've saved $2,000 since I quit drinking
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hahaha oh no
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hahaha!
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Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“In my defense, I don’t remember any of it. But I will agree the video is very compelling.”
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that sounds like something I'd do, your honor
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Say their names: Justine Moritz Henry Clerval Elizabeth Lavenza
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tomorrow is going to be a big day
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I promise
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Drunemeton @drunemeton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Polymarket ?
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lmao, exactly!!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 13/10/2026
the smart money is on TBD
screenshot of world series game listing with both teams identified as "TBD"
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Help me settle a bet. Who will win the 2026 world series?
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It's actually del Toro's monster Guillermo is the filmmaker
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dan Levy is a class act, unlike whoever this dipshit Shane Gillis is. Fuck your sexism and misogyny, Shane. I'm sure there's a reason I'm a fan of Dan and have no idea who your dumb ass is. 🙄
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's take your kids to work day lol
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm getting ready to apply for a spot on That's Incredible!
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