Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 3hThere was a Baywatch episode where they get outsmarted by the sandwiches they’re making. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 7hFuck me if I’ll ever take champagne socialists seriously. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 11hRealized 45 minutes into my first shift on my first day that “Customer Service” was a euphemism for a MLM cold calling outfit. I quit and went bowling. I may not be the smartest or best looking guy in the room, but I’m not scamming grandma’s for a living. I’d rather sell drugs to college kids. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 14hEvery mushroom is edible at least once, if you’re brave. 010 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17hgood morning friends 025853 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Writing a browser extension that hides any YouTube video made after 2009. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026How do you know the mice are vegan? … A scientist tells you. 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The biggest lie ever told about me is that I know what I’m doing. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Why are the trees inside and why don’t they name him? 000 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026 0758 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonDoyle’s Halloween Music Institute @doyleinstitute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 0122 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You know what’s weird? All the “death before AI!!!” bots here went offline when Ukraine turned a Yandex data center into a smoking crater, too. 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s called “Drinking by yourself in the dark, again.” 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Athlon? LUXURY! I ran XP on a Celron, and I was greatful. 000 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We 🎃 Spoopy Season 735928 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonDoyle’s Halloween Music Institute @doyleinstitute.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 0358 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me : “What do you think dogs think smartphones are?” The Interviewer : “I meant about the job.” 010 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don’t watch YouTube much, but it’s “Frank Friday” on the MST3K stream. @frankconniff.bsky.social 010 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 11912253 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The show that answers the question "What if Leslie Nielsen was a Jewish cartoon superhero duck?" 000 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Worried about affording candy for trick or treaters this year? Steal one of these every time you go to Walmart between now and Halloween. Fuck them billionaires. 000 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonNick TenBrink @nick-tenbrink.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Goose Rave #honk 631570 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 12074291895 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you ever get a chance to date a horse girl, you should. 000 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonWhimzee @whimzee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BOO! Did I scare you? 632741 0
Reposted by Spooks McSpookersonJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Your own Personal Werewolf Someone who hears your growls, someone who howls 712749 0
Spooks McSpookerson @pizza-ghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a false flag funded by Big Axe. 051 0
