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Tamara

@procrastamara.bsky.social
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Chaotic gardener. Seasonal knitter. Library enthusiast. Very, very distractible. #HamOnt (Canada). Xennial. ⚓️ #ProtectTransKids she/her

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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My annoying neighbours are talking so loud right outside my kitchen window and I can't even eavesdrop because they are raccoons.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll … I don’t think I took this one.
It’s from Minecraft, I don’t know what else to say. The green texture is grass, the blue is sky, there’s a weird window maybe that’s floating on the middle of the screen — it looks like three wood pallets — and above that is, I don’t know, it looks like a computer chip after I’ve stepped on it a few times. If I asked my kid what’s happening here I’d get a totally different description, I’m sure.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Rebecca @wordyanchorite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The LORD: Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Isaiah: *frantically searches for somewhere to put down iced coffee*
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Jeannie Prinsen @jeannieprinsen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Is Just To Say I have brought the iced coffee to the interview which I thought would be completely acceptable but I now realize was the ultimate corporate faux pas Forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so cold
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CNN @cnn.com · 24/09/2026
After spotting an elephant calf struggling in a river, five fishermen set about rescuing the animal by bringing it into their boat. Officials from India’s forest department were then able to reunite the calf with its mother.
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last thing you see before waking up in a bathtub full of ice light one kidney
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Aaron Wherry @aaronwherry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I return to my contention that the real benefit of Canadian federalism is that at any given moment there's always one province whose political situation can provide entertainment for everyone else.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t want to drive anymore. Driving has become too scary. I’m just going to walk and look at the plants.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How has no one made a Widow’s Bay-themed Wolves calendar yet? Missed opportunity imo.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Personally, I think that funeral notices should really make it clear when the deceased has an identical twin.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The city wants to put a pedestrian bridge across the Linc linking McQueston Park to Limeridge mall — that’s cool, great idea, but branding it a gateway feature “to let people know "they've entered Hamilton”? Where do they think the city begins? 😂 #hamont www.thespec.com/news/hamilto...
But the "premise" of the project — and the funding — provide a "huge opportunity" to create a sense of place, character and gateway feature to the city, Salvucci said.

The "highly visible" feature could serve to let people know "they've entered Hamilton," she added.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't think this has been well publicized, but if you live in Ontario, you can now but a FREE freeze on your credit at both equifax and transunion to help prevent fraud. (Quebec has had this for awhile, Ontario just started this past July.)
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watch Backrooms with us, my kids said. It’ll be fun, my kids said. 😳
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty sure I saw well over a hundred monarchs outside the main building at the RBG today, it was absolutely wild. Literally you’d walk up to a bush and dozens would fly up before landing on another branch. #hamont #burlon
Three or four monarchs on a bush with purple flowers.
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 11/09/2026
Someone on Reddit filmed an aerial drone advertisement in the night sky in Toronto and if this is real, it needs to be banned immediately. #TOpoli
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Jerome Persaud @swingingbunt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ontarians are more mad about “Lake America” nonsense…which isn’t a thing here, our maps haven’t changed yet, and will go back when he’s gone…but things like this that affect us, our money, our kids, it will barely blip.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this revenge for the roof not collapsing like it was told to?
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not a Beaverton article. I know because I checked three times.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah, THERE’S his career.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whisky War with Denmark > Whisky War with US
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Super confusing when dishes come out of the dishwasher actually clean for once.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The worst part of having a grey tabby is that sometimes you chase a raccoon, thinking your cat has escaped.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Never know what to do when someone rifles through my car and leaves their water bottle behind. Thanks, I guess?
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screenshot from Facebook: Save Ontario’s Science Centre
After the storm: September 2nd, 7:44pm

Science Centre looking good with a pretty sunset in the background. Roof not caved in.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This might be a record number of weather alerts. I wish I had started cooking supper earlier.
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Orddu, Orwen, or Orgoch @troynovaunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We really should have realized tech was headed down a dark path when Apple did this
Apple mouse charging on a William Morris mousepad. The charge port is positioned on the bottom, so you can’t use it when it’s charging.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Please explain to me how this cost $25,000.
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Joe Pritchett @jepritch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Oops I Did It Again
Alt: Oops I Did It Again from Britney Spears video.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Honestly, I'm kind of surprised the states doesn't have 15 Lake Americas already.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The kerning between the "r" and the "i" is wonky on the English part. Does the budget for useless signs that wreck the view not include graphic designers?
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 29/08/2026
doug ford is an inspiring story. if a former drug dealer with a high school education can become premier of canada's largest province armed only with the entire political machinery he inherited from his father, anyone can.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Very concerning that Cher is 80 as well, someone please check on her.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@barbaratruelove.bsky.social do you know when Of Monsters and Mainframes will be available as an ebook in Canada?
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh hey, today's the anniversary of Canada setting the White House on fire. Blink twice if you need us to do it again.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The clock in my living room stopped and despite being surrounded by teeny clocks on countless screens, I keep thinking it’s 8:30.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Be patient. If we wait this out, Christmas creep will bring us all the way back to Christmas in December.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Help, my shoulder is killing me and we keep the meds way up high.
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's going to be okay, Canada. We got this.
"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton (1950-2011)
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today we're remembering Jack Layton's death (15 yrs) AND the final Tragically Hip concert (10 yrs)? That's too many feels for one day.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is February 2025. I am watching the US impose a bunch of stupid tariffs on Canada. It is March 2025. I am watching the US impose a bunch of stupid tariffs on Canada. It is July 2025. I am watching the US impose a bunch of stupid tariffs on Canada. It is August 2026. I am watching the US impose a
a picture of dr Manhattan sitting on Mars from Watchmen
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Alberta moves to stop data centres from using renewable energy" Thought this was a Beaverton headline for a moment.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My favorite thing about Bluesky is that I can post whatever I want and no one will see it
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Tamara @procrastamara.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Both images are from the movie Love, Acutally. The first image is the president and Natalie waving as confetti falls around them. The second is a close up of the car Natalie sent, with a lot of the writing cut off. What we can see days:

Merry Christ…
I’m very Sorry ab…
thing that happened. 
very odd moment and… 
a prize idiot. Particul….
If you cant say it at Ch….
can you eh?) - I'm actua…. 
With love
Xxx Your Nati…
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