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Michael Krause

@mjkrause.bsky.social
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Former PhD Candidate in theology. Former pastor. Former Ontarian. Former lots of things. Now just a fly trying to find its way out of the fly-bottle. He/Him

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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For those following this proof at home: Evil = competent Competent = not bad Not bad = kind of good Kind of good = productive QED This is the inherent logic of capitalism.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, and Albertan, moving to above the arctic circle.
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Lebron James Walks Out of Press Conference
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A poll is an “apparent outcome”. We shouldn’t count ANY votes, lest the actual election contradict the expectation set by advanced polls.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I don’t spend money I retain all the money! Bingo Bongo Bango!
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah, THERE’S his career.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My favourite chapter in literature. Chapter 31 of Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No to the nine + option one. Fini.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google Maps vs. Apple Maps. Guess it’s time to switch to Apple.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some guys will literally try to live forever rather than go to therapy.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The oldest person on earth is 117 yo and she did 0 of these things. If he lives to 120 yo or 250 yo did he succeed? What did he win? Can we all please stop caring about this dude’s unhealthy obsession with health and just chuckle quietly and shrug when he dies in a freak accident at 62 years old?
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
His office released a picture of him recovering at home with his wife, Elaine Chao.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is gender affirming care.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wait. I’m confused. So now we ARE supposed to sh*t where we eat??
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
An October 19 parable
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Not pictured: Bobson Dugnutt
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
IMHO, the pope did not adequately address the inequity of distribution of cheese, and chose only to focus on meat. #Disappointing
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
For the Senate, the regular market is also a prediction market. Ban all trading for all elected officials.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Another job lost to cheap labour.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Can someone please let my wife know? Me, examining my library:
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room holding a jacket .
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Just following in the footsteps of his hero.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is my new favourite thing.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
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ƬӨЯKIA @kingtorc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Pierre congratulated the man who wants to annex this country for its natural resources. Let that sink in.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and asking , `` was that wrong ? ''
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Excuse me, former BLUE JAY what now? 👏🏻❤️
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
guys who are obsessed with the vikings love to tell you there would be no violence in an all white society
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Concepts of a plan.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
With the writing on the wall that the files will come out, the normalization has begun.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
My 17yo daughter just told me that I look like “old Ryan Gosling” and for a whole bunch of reasons I definitely have no idea how to feel about that.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The Wealthy, A Two Act Play. This is the only kind of person who is able to become the world's richest man.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“Can you provide an example of such antipathy, Mr. Cuomo?”
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Yesavage (L) pictured here with the Big Unit (R).
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m going to be super pissed when Brendon Little walks in the winning run.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m standing again.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
For a game this good, the base running has been atrocious.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#facts
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm not a New Yorker, but I can't imagine that the... [checks notes]... migrant vote is super important in a mayoral race.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
How many dozens of times has Dave Taylor (R-OH) already seen this and shrugged at it?
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
youtube.com/shorts/qbtTa...
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Daaa Yankees Lose—Vlad & Ortiz in Sync
YouTube video by Riogtvsports
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
www.instagram.com/reel/DPkwLb1...
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Dear church, “If your presence doesn’t work, neither will your word.” - Yogi Bhajan
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It's funny how the exact opposite argument was made in the wake of J6. Huh.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Listening to Pierre Poilievre on CBC’s The House. His own riding rejected him after 20+ years. He cost his party the last Federal election. He lags both his party and Mark Carney in popularity by a lot. And yet he is as much as arrogant, insufferable gasbag as ever.
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a man in a suit is holding an apple while talking to another man
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
In memory of Charlie Kirk
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
In memory of Charlie Mirk.
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Live look at MAGA hear the name Tyler Robinson for the first time.
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a man is talking on a cell phone while standing in front of a window .
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Then Jesus said to him, “Put the sword back into its place. All those who favour the sword will die by the sword." - Jesus
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The new model: teachers who don't teach inspiring students who don't learn. #Winning
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Michael Krause @mjkrause.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The universe trying to reach out through my TL
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