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coco ☼

@whoiscoco.wtf
2.6K followers 527 following 13K posts

💛⭐️🌼🐝🍋🍯 21+ only (I don’t believe in TMI) follow only if u enjoy chaos she/her/they💗💜💙

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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 29/09/2026
restaurants will be like 🚨WE HAVE SPECIAL SAUCEEEEEEEEE 🚨 and it’s just ketchup and mayo mixed together
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/09/2026
why use only ur legs to go up the stairs when you can go up on all fours
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 27/09/2026
rare coco sighting
Me taking a mirror selfie in a black-and-white striped dress and I’m sitting on the counter. My hair is short and bleach blonde and you can see my tattoos on my biceps and thigh.
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 27/09/2026
only OG mutuals remember when ppl tried to cancel me on here for saying it’s ok to kiss and sext ur friends if ur partner is ok with it lmfao
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/08/2026
happy birthday to my favorite person I’ve ever met on this app 🥹(offense to everyone else) @yendysss.bsky.social I luv my pretty & funny & sweet bestie 💚💛💚💛💚💛
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 23/08/2026
Walmart doing drone delivery in my neighborhood feels so dystopian im screaming. anyway why is my drone taking so long
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 04/08/2026
not me impulsively quitting my job on a random tuesday morning
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 02/08/2026
its august so that means it is basically autumn so happy halloween to everyone
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 10/07/2026
oh I forgot to check discord for a little bit (7 months)
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 03/07/2026
my sister is falling for some pyramid scheme shit. i tried to warn her and she called me a hater and said in 6 months she is gonna be her own CEO and making $4k a week 💀 ok girl let’s see it I love a good show 🍿
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 21/06/2026
my baby is so cute. collab of the century fr
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 18/06/2026
one thing about me is I will always find a way to be excused from j*ry duty
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 14/06/2026
I got myself out of socializing today at the cost of letting everyone down but a win is a win
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 10/06/2026
eating a fat breakfast burrito as I deserve
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 09/06/2026
coco logic is rewarding myself with a ridiculous amount of sugar for surviving a dentist appointment
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 06/06/2026
life is just a series of one tummy ache after another
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 05/06/2026
it’s honestly impressive how inconsistent I am with this app but it’s always nice to hop on whenever and see the same cute faces on the timeline that ive seen for a couple yrs now😫🌷💐 like i fucking luv u all
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 22/04/2026
I tried Popeyes for the first time yesterday 😭 why are the biscuits so fire I need another round
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 20/04/2026
“long story short,-“ but I want the long story …give me the details girl
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 19/04/2026
god bless the random 2 fast food fries that fall out into the bottom of the bag only to be discovered as surprise fries after you think you’ve eaten every possible one
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 17/04/2026
trying to complain about things on bsky all day today but every time I tried it wasn’t working so now I need to complain about bsky too
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 14/04/2026
telling someone I’m bi and them saying well ya no straight girl is that passionate about chappell roan
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a man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' .
Alt: Quote from Catfish the TV show of a man with a beard pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there ''.
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 13/04/2026
I’m always in my underwear so when i put actual pants on my dog knows its time for his walk and starts going towards the door. its the accidental pavloving for me
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 10/04/2026
I hate a “the phone works both ways” type person like oh ur so silly yes i know that. I don’t want to talk to u
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 10/04/2026
I am in fact alive I just had nothing to say for a week
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 03/04/2026
every day I look forward to having a little sweet treat. my little sweet treats mean so much to me
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 02/04/2026
leave the moon alone let her be
screenshot of a meme where Demi lovato commented on an instagram post saying “GET A JOB” “STAY AWAY FROM HER”
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 01/04/2026
eating tacos and watching shitty reality tv, I luv being a girl. yes anyone can do this but I believe it is more fun as a girl
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 29/03/2026
he happy
my dog haven, a black and white pitty, sitting and smiling on his dog bed. He has a toy next to him.
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 29/03/2026
yes I did buy this domain for $1 so I could have a self deprecating handle. it was on sale I love a good bargain
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/03/2026
wrote a to-do list earlier just to eat 2 brownies and then take a 3 hour nap
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/03/2026
imagine if butterflies didn’t go through metamorphosis they were just birthed as little tiny baby butterflies like as big as ur pinky nail
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 27/03/2026
the stretch marks on my ass match my marble countertop
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 27/03/2026
I’m so grateful for modern medicine & how far I’ve come since finding the right psych meds & pairing them w the right treatments so my conditions don’t destroy my life like they were. I can’t even believe how much progress Ive had in just over a year 😭🌿🌻🌼
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 25/03/2026
lying to strangers for fun when they ask what my due date is bc who even are you
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 23/03/2026
people who grew up with/still have near perfect digestive systems scare me like HOW ??? ur not lactose intolerant??? u never have acid reflux or constipation or just general tummy pain for no fucking reason. ? I don’t believe you !!!! and I hate u
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 22/03/2026
I luv hitting random little milestones that nobody notices except u. like my bob haircut already grew out enough to put it in a ponytail. that’s monumental
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 21/03/2026
the older I get the more I hate music snobs bc girl I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like an artist I like. youre not any better than anyone else. let me enjoy my shitty music in peace I luv my shitty music wooooooooo!!!!!!!💕💛💖💓💛💝💘
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 21/03/2026
don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🫡 🔥 😀😫 don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me! 😌🤷‍♀️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ don’t cha !!🗣️🗣️🗣️
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 19/03/2026
as a coffee shop why are u opening at 10 am
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 18/03/2026
I just slept for 13 hours I need to find the sleep gods so I can kiss them
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 17/03/2026
me accidentally planning my bday party to be on st paddys day is so funny😭I don’t pay attention to anything
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 17/03/2026
btw u cant say ur pro choice if u only support people who get abortions and not those who go through w/ pregnancies as well :-)
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 16/03/2026
I desperately need something* to take the edge off *iced coffee
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 16/03/2026
holding my boob with one hand and typing with the other (the other boob ofc)
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 15/03/2026
ever since I was little I knew I wanted a husband and 3 girlfriends
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 15/03/2026
do u ever see someone and just know they have wrong opinions about possibly everything
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 13/03/2026
ayeeee friday the 13th shake some asss !!!!!! stay spooky !!!!!
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 12/03/2026
gm angels it’s gonna be almost 90F here today, im sprinkling some extra sunshine your way ☀️🐛🌷🌿🐞💛 mwahh
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 11/03/2026
easiest way to rage bait me is to talk shit on chappell roan
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