coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 29/09/2026restaurants will be like 🚨WE HAVE SPECIAL SAUCEEEEEEEEE 🚨 and it’s just ketchup and mayo mixed together 211211
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/09/2026why use only ur legs to go up the stairs when you can go up on all fours 1333
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 27/09/2026only OG mutuals remember when ppl tried to cancel me on here for saying it’s ok to kiss and sext ur friends if ur partner is ok with it lmfao 3370
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/08/2026happy birthday to my favorite person I’ve ever met on this app 🥹(offense to everyone else) @yendysss.bsky.social I luv my pretty & funny & sweet bestie 💚💛💚💛💚💛 2150
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 23/08/2026Walmart doing drone delivery in my neighborhood feels so dystopian im screaming. anyway why is my drone taking so long 1312
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 04/08/2026not me impulsively quitting my job on a random tuesday morning 6301
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 02/08/2026its august so that means it is basically autumn so happy halloween to everyone 4321
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 03/07/2026my sister is falling for some pyramid scheme shit. i tried to warn her and she called me a hater and said in 6 months she is gonna be her own CEO and making $4k a week 💀 ok girl let’s see it I love a good show 🍿 2370
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 18/06/2026one thing about me is I will always find a way to be excused from j*ry duty 0250
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 14/06/2026I got myself out of socializing today at the cost of letting everyone down but a win is a win 0270
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 09/06/2026coco logic is rewarding myself with a ridiculous amount of sugar for surviving a dentist appointment 2270
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 05/06/2026it’s honestly impressive how inconsistent I am with this app but it’s always nice to hop on whenever and see the same cute faces on the timeline that ive seen for a couple yrs now😫🌷💐 like i fucking luv u all 2370
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 22/04/2026I tried Popeyes for the first time yesterday 😭 why are the biscuits so fire I need another round 5410
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 20/04/2026“long story short,-“ but I want the long story …give me the details girl 55410
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 19/04/2026god bless the random 2 fast food fries that fall out into the bottom of the bag only to be discovered as surprise fries after you think you’ve eaten every possible one 02475
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 17/04/2026trying to complain about things on bsky all day today but every time I tried it wasn’t working so now I need to complain about bsky too 0251
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 14/04/2026telling someone I’m bi and them saying well ya no straight girl is that passionate about chappell roanmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' .Alt: Quote from Catfish the TV show of a man with a beard pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there ''. 0531
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 13/04/2026I’m always in my underwear so when i put actual pants on my dog knows its time for his walk and starts going towards the door. its the accidental pavloving for me 2410
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 10/04/2026I hate a “the phone works both ways” type person like oh ur so silly yes i know that. I don’t want to talk to u 1312
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 03/04/2026every day I look forward to having a little sweet treat. my little sweet treats mean so much to me 1495
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 01/04/2026eating tacos and watching shitty reality tv, I luv being a girl. yes anyone can do this but I believe it is more fun as a girl 1290
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 29/03/2026yes I did buy this domain for $1 so I could have a self deprecating handle. it was on sale I love a good bargain 4350
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/03/2026wrote a to-do list earlier just to eat 2 brownies and then take a 3 hour nap 3200
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/03/2026imagine if butterflies didn’t go through metamorphosis they were just birthed as little tiny baby butterflies like as big as ur pinky nail 1697
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 27/03/2026I’m so grateful for modern medicine & how far I’ve come since finding the right psych meds & pairing them w the right treatments so my conditions don’t destroy my life like they were. I can’t even believe how much progress Ive had in just over a year 😭🌿🌻🌼 1401
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 25/03/2026lying to strangers for fun when they ask what my due date is bc who even are you 4360
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 23/03/2026people who grew up with/still have near perfect digestive systems scare me like HOW ??? ur not lactose intolerant??? u never have acid reflux or constipation or just general tummy pain for no fucking reason. ? I don’t believe you !!!! and I hate u 8391
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 22/03/2026I luv hitting random little milestones that nobody notices except u. like my bob haircut already grew out enough to put it in a ponytail. that’s monumental 0390
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 21/03/2026the older I get the more I hate music snobs bc girl I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like an artist I like. youre not any better than anyone else. let me enjoy my shitty music in peace I luv my shitty music wooooooooo!!!!!!!💕💛💖💓💛💝💘 3708
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 21/03/2026don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🫡 🔥 😀😫 don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me! 😌🤷♀️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ don’t cha !!🗣️🗣️🗣️ 0343
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 18/03/2026I just slept for 13 hours I need to find the sleep gods so I can kiss them 1300
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 17/03/2026me accidentally planning my bday party to be on st paddys day is so funny😭I don’t pay attention to anything 2240
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 17/03/2026btw u cant say ur pro choice if u only support people who get abortions and not those who go through w/ pregnancies as well :-) 1382
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 16/03/2026I desperately need something* to take the edge off *iced coffee 0353
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 16/03/2026holding my boob with one hand and typing with the other (the other boob ofc) 1372
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 15/03/2026ever since I was little I knew I wanted a husband and 3 girlfriends 2325
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 15/03/2026do u ever see someone and just know they have wrong opinions about possibly everything 1362
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 13/03/2026ayeeee friday the 13th shake some asss !!!!!! stay spooky !!!!! 04410
coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 12/03/2026gm angels it’s gonna be almost 90F here today, im sprinkling some extra sunshine your way ☀️🐛🌷🌿🐞💛 mwahh 1280