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⛧ sampire ⛧

@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
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33 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking worst case ontario 📍

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
brb, having stressful thoughts about life, death, and the meaning of anything
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 8h
Some asshole ate all of the blue popsicles (I’m the asshole)
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 8h
Not too bad thanks! How about yourself 😊
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 12h
Nothing beats a nice cwisp vanilla coke🙂‍↕️
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12h
I just eat them on their own when I want a tangy snack usually!
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12h
Just some eons long poké-pettiness 😅
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12h
I haven’t tried them with either but I will try it with fish next time we have it! 👀
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12h
Who knew a pickled veggie could help a person stay on the straight and narrow 😆
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the springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 21h
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14h
Tell me what they did to ya and I’ll take it up with them right now 👊
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duckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 15h
pumpkin spice snail trail
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 15h
Scene from The Simpsons. Lisa Simpson holding a paper grocery bag filled with produce. “We got beets!”
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 15h
made a little market stop 😗
A display of pumpkins and other gourds stacked upon hay bales.A selection of honey on a wood shelf. “Local honey from Charlie-Bee in Beamsville. A third generation farm”Samy holds pickled beets in a labelled, glass mason jar. She is also holding a pack of local pepperettes.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 16h
Chairished memories
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°。 haunted coke zero 。° @itszerosugar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
nothing is ever more important than stopping to admire every pet i come across
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 21h
soups are potions
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strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 21h
new moon who dis
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⊹˚ Jen .ᐟ 🦇 @lilpinkfrog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went to get food and the sky was insanely beautiful <3
A beautiful purple, pink, and orange sunset over a small building
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 21h
Valour’s gym now, bud. What’s up 👁️👄👁️
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 21h
My petty ass has been making sure to take over this specific Pokémon GO gym for like 10 years now lol ever since some grumpy dude told us “this is Instinct’s gym!” and he was dead serious 😅
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 21h
Sorry to hear things aren’t going so great at the moment!
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not at all! 🫶
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my only normal relatives (who is basically just a baby Martha Stewart) invited us over for dinner this long weekend and I would be stupid to say no to that.
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Halloween is a state of mind 🎨 Sam Pugh
Illustration depicting a wheel of the year where all the months are various stages of the growth cycle of a pumpkin. October is at the top as a jack-o'-lantern.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
are we trying to die this morning??? 🫠
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a parent myself, I feel an absolute, burning need to remind some of you that you and your family are not the main fuckin characters in public spaces.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
actual pic of me when I have Brandon’s credit card or bank card for the day
Edited photo of DW Read holding a credit card; she is originally holding a library card. “Now I know what true power feels like”.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Ravi! Not a dang thing but doing the school run at this point in the day! How’s everything going for you? 😊
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love the way autumn smells🍂
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pulling my pants up over my titties and pretending it’s a jumpsuit.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She said she misses you too 🫶
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw nothing! 🫣
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is your friendly reminder to go clean your bong.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s also a 10/10 choice 🙂‍↕️
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scene from King of the Hill. A young Boomhauer is dressed as a sheet ghost for Halloween. The sheet has blue and purple flowers and cut-out eyeholes. He holds a pillow case. “Dang ol’ boo, man. Yo.”
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Snoozie 🍓 @thesnooziefoodie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friendly reminder that shrimps are for eating, not for mimicking. POSTURE CHECK! 🦐 🦐 🦐
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Azurebee @azurebee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me when I post too much: "damn I must be annoying" me when I have a busy day and don't post as much: "damn I must be annoying"
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bonded in our good taste! 🙂‍↕️🫶
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the springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush Honey, you mean HUNKules.
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Cute Hercules from Disney's Animated Movie
Alt: Hercules stands with his hands on his hips and grins confidently.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine was Hercules 😆
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⋮ 𝖘𝐚𝔦𝐧𝔱 ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 @insectoid.bsky.to · 07/10/2026
listen to indigenous people about how to care for our earth. listen to indigenous people about our food. listen to indigenous people.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s a big ol Serta sectional!
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Melissa Smith.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely predatory
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thankfully they did 🫶 It’s crazy to hear how many of us thought that joining the forces would be a good plan
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
Lisa Simpson speaks to her reflection in a stove-top popcorn tin. She’s wearing a red, purple, and blue striped shirt with a maroon cap. “Like, you know, whatever”.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No room for conflicts of the heart and head in that space. They just prey on our aching need for perceived security.
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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Common sense really saved a few of us 😮‍💨
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