Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026brb, having stressful thoughts about life, death, and the meaning of anything 6535
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 8hSome asshole ate all of the blue popsicles (I’m the asshole) 2130
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 12hNothing beats a nice cwisp vanilla coke🙂↕️ 2161
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12hI just eat them on their own when I want a tangy snack usually! 100
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12hI haven’t tried them with either but I will try it with fish next time we have it! 👀 100
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 12hWho knew a pickled veggie could help a person stay on the straight and narrow 😆 010
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14hTell me what they did to ya and I’ll take it up with them right now 👊 110
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧duckleberry “goblin dat pussy” jam @ifuckedyr.mom · 15hpumpkin spice snail trail 1164
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧°。 haunted coke zero 。° @itszerosugar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026nothing is ever more important than stopping to admire every pet i come across 26414
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧⊹˚ Jen .ᐟ 🦇 @lilpinkfrog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Went to get food and the sky was insanely beautiful <3 4116278
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 21hMy petty ass has been making sure to take over this specific Pokémon GO gym for like 10 years now lol ever since some grumpy dude told us “this is Instinct’s gym!” and he was dead serious 😅 2130
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 21hSorry to hear things aren’t going so great at the moment! 000
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One of my only normal relatives (who is basically just a baby Martha Stewart) invited us over for dinner this long weekend and I would be stupid to say no to that. 1140
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Halloween is a state of mind 🎨 Sam Pugh 327366
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As a parent myself, I feel an absolute, burning need to remind some of you that you and your family are not the main fuckin characters in public spaces. 1272
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026actual pic of me when I have Brandon’s credit card or bank card for the day 0120
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey Ravi! Not a dang thing but doing the school run at this point in the day! How’s everything going for you? 😊 100
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love the way autumn smells🍂 07014
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pulling my pants up over my titties and pretending it’s a jumpsuit. 4213
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is your friendly reminder to go clean your bong. 2100
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧Snoozie 🍓 @thesnooziefoodie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Friendly reminder that shrimps are for eating, not for mimicking. POSTURE CHECK! 🦐 🦐 🦐 14607
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧Azurebee @azurebee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026me when I post too much: "damn I must be annoying" me when I have a busy day and don't post as much: "damn I must be annoying" 4213
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧the springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 08/10/2026 312426
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Age yourself with a childhood crush Honey, you mean HUNKules.static.klipy.comCute Hercules from Disney's Animated MovieAlt: Hercules stands with his hands on his hips and grins confidently. 1100
Reposted by ⛧ sampire ⛧ ⋮ 𝖘𝐚𝔦𝐧𝔱 ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 @insectoid.bsky.to · 07/10/2026listen to indigenous people about how to care for our earth. listen to indigenous people about our food. listen to indigenous people. 012337
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thankfully they did 🫶 It’s crazy to hear how many of us thought that joining the forces would be a good plan 110
⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No room for conflicts of the heart and head in that space. They just prey on our aching need for perceived security. 010