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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They’re going to use incendiaries and turn Tehran into Dresden.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Phish Ween Wilco Radiohead Deafheaven
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Unpopular opinion on here, but I think Post Malone is talented and his country album is actually good.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Welp, this is insane. www.uspto.gov/about-us/new...
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Open Letter from America’s Innovation Agency: Returning institutional authority to the Director
An Open Letter from America’s Innovation Agency on bringing the USP
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
slightly diminish a band: Thallium Zeppelin
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Horrible take.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I love that they think people have forgotten Elon gleefully slashing government agencies while blasted on ketamine.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Jumping to conclusions? Don’t act like Elon’s suddenly a political blank slate just because he’s had a falling out with Trump. Since most of us don’t get to have “conversations” with Elon, I’m just going to keep hating him and his dumbass policies.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Hopefully he Ross Perots the shit out of the Republicans next election.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Because Election Day isn’t a holiday and a lot of them had to work?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The zoomers haven’t rebranded anything. This is corporate America denormalizing vacation.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Oh fuck that. What kind of fucking pussy snaps out a metal baton bc ONE guy is asking questions?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Rooting for a meteor to hit the studio 🤞
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Watching Trump’s dumbass parade, and they have a band of I’m assuming Army soldiers (they’re in fatigues) playing instrumental rock songs. They just played “Fortunate Son” by CCR. That has to be some kind of protest, right? (Band is pretty fucking good, btw 😂)
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/06/2025
He’s not saying that because he’s a good person he’s saying it doesn’t cut enough spending stop glazing billionaires challenge
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The problem with “TACO” is it’s usually *good* for us when Trump chickens out. I’m all for trolling him, but do we really want him to start following through (ie not chickening) on some of his dumbass policies?
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Alden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nathan Fielder with his laptop harness.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Nailed a board to my hand by throwing said board and without noticing the nail sticking out at the bottom.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/05/2025
If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
So Trump’s solution to the student debt crisis is to make things even worse for the victims of it?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I realized Mel Kiper looks like a vampire yesterday and immediately thought “Draftcula.”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Only when Trump is president do I feel like my law degree is fucking useless.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 20/04/2025
Deconstruction.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/04/2025
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
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Dime @dimeuproxx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Luka Doncic with 45 PTS in his return game in Dallas
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US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
A US attorney general filed a patent for a big dick toilet once
An illustration of a "masculine" toilet design. Shows the inner workings of a toilet where the distance between the rim and the water is 12 inches
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I think the answer has been there the whole time; Most well adjusted people in America don't vote b/c politics offers no solutions anymore.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/03/2025
The first rule of Trumpism is to never apologize or admit wrongdoing. That’s why he’s not firing anyone or even entertaining the idea anybody around him did something wrong.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Skadden: “Ok!” [fires Elon as a client] Won’t happen, but I can dream about firms doing the right thing.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Clearly not genuine, since he always signs with a giant Sharpie like a fucking serial killer
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 21/03/2025
Who is going to hire a law firm that would drop them as a client if the President ordered them to? It's not like their clients are private information.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Oh hey Dollar Tree Goebbels is back. Hey Stephen: the DOE doesn’t set curricula, you lying fuck. And nice work slandering a bunch of rank and file government workers you’re already firing. “Hostile to western civilization?” And they wonder why people hate them….
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Kathleen Lu @kathleenthelaw.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer — theonion.com/law-school-a...
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Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
What other illnesses does measles cause besides, well, “measles?” PS How is this real life?
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Seriously, WTF are we even doing here?
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 03/03/2025
Reading ‘Character Limit’, the book on Musk’s Twitter takeover, and it’s astonishing how many of his dumb stunts he’s repeating at DOGE. The “fork in the road” email, the “5 things” email, firing essential workers he had to hastily hire back. Guy has one playbook and it’s “fucking up spectacularly.”
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Dear manager, This week: 1. I'm in the corner, watching you kiss her, oh 2. I'm right over here, why can't you see me? Oh 3. And I'm giving it my all but I'm not the guy you're taking home, ooh 4. I keep dancing on my own 5. I keep dancing on my own (Doesn’t really fit, but song rules so fuck it)
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
At least it doesn’t lie
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I swear Republicans are just using Musk to make all these government cuts they’re too afraid to make themselves. Once shit blows up and the backlash starts, they’ll throw him to the wolves. They’ve found their useful idiot.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I mean, who hasn’t accidentally performed a Nazi salute when speaking in front of a crowd? Such a common mistake.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Seems like if we wanted to save money, we’d bring in a team of accountants, not Musk+some teenagers. Also, how about some specifics? Why do we have to “solve the deficit” by indiscriminately laying off millions? Did you consider other ways? What were they? Also, fuck off. No one likes you.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
JFC “his love of regal themes”? Fuck off. I suppose that migrant shackles ASMR video is related to his “known proclivity for the sounds made by personal restraints.” Stop tiptoeing around all this shit and call it what it is. Provide the fucking public service the press is supposed to provide.
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