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I looked at the trap, Ray. CFB, music, politics, law, tech, whatever.

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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I was obsessed with C&H as a kid (kind of still am). Recently found out the dad is a patent attorney. And I grew up and became….a patent attorney. My polls are also terrible.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Then I understand your take. If I ordered an enchilada and it came swimming in black olives I’d call the police.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What Tex-Mex dish are you ordering that’s smothered in black olives? 😂
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Celsius dumplings
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you see a BigLaw partner’s name on an article, there is zero chance they drafted it. They may or may not have reviewed it before publication. They’ll usually list the associate that did the primary drafting as an author (usually last).
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
At least we get to hear Trump say “hooties” again
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They’re going to use incendiaries and turn Tehran into Dresden.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
JFC do they not realize that’s just Anthropic milking more money out of them? They’re paying for that output.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
As always with cats, it’s disappointment
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How dare you ask me about Epstein when the Dow is above 50k
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I hate this timeline
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“The data tells us what is valuable and where to focus.” So they’re only looking to maximize engagement. Not even pretending to care about good journalism. Turning every institution into a social network.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I guess he’s giving up on Bovino then?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
WhyTF is ICE still in that area? Only purpose that can serve is to stoke tensions, which I guess must be the point.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Dollar Tree Goebbels
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
God those Frazier Nebraska teams were straight up scary
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Ignore me. I missed a crucial “not” in original post 😂
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Do a lot of these “vehicle ramming attacks” involve the attacker slowly backing up and then turning to avoid the alleged victim? Because I bet they fucking don’t.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Oh, Andre. You’ve lost *another* submarine?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Man, these billionaires, who are supposed to be the “best” and “brightest,” sure don’t seem to know how to solve any actual problems…
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
God, those little screws will go everywhere in zero G.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
FFS. If his vision of the future comes true (it won’t), whyTF are humans better suited for “space work” than fucking ROBOTS?!
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The privileged are the oppressed. Also up is down and idiots are geniuses.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
New Vinny Testaverde just dropped
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
73 here despite my #1 band and multiple of top 5 songs by Geese, a decidedly young ass band. I call shenanigans.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
So if this works and they’re able to control it, all wealth goes to elites and the rest of us are fucked. If it works and they’re not, we’re all fucked. If it doesn’t work and we never get AGI, we’re fucked bc economy is a giant come bet on AGI. So in every scenario, we’re fucked. Good times.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
And when they play absolutely anyone. Livin rent free in their heads.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Phish Ween Wilco Radiohead Deafheaven
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Unpopular opinion on here, but I think Post Malone is talented and his country album is actually good.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The only chant in kid’s sports. THE ONLY ONE.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Somebody’s lawyer had a novel reading of the constitution
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Comma splices. So hot right now.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Was her keyboard missing the period key? My god.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Am I the only one who hates CarPlay?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My man was trying to snatch an arm bar
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Tear it down as soon as he’s out of office.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
“For financial freedom by age 30” Step 1: have a trust fund.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Welp, this is insane. www.uspto.gov/about-us/new...
uspto.gov
Open Letter from America’s Innovation Agency: Returning institutional authority to the Director
An Open Letter from America’s Innovation Agency on bringing the USP
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The benefits will be so amazing that we can’t identify or even speculate on any of them right now.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Agreed.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I don’t understand why GS and others feel like they still have to have these idiots on their shows. 1) They lie constantly, 2) they don’t answer questions, and 3) they insult them. Great guests.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
We value your commitment
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
And one of the 8 drafts is a scanned PDF with illegible markup in red pen from the partner who “only works on paper.” Sent by his assistant, of course.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Good lord. Any chance there was a local rule of that particular court that required that? Why on earth would you organize a brief that way?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There’s a Buc-ee’s nearby where you can water your camels
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Shitsyphus?
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Willfully ignorant trying to pander to the “center.” Stupid business strategy? Oh yeah.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
They just *have* to use the term “minor alien”
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Or to make the playoff semis again like last two years. Either way.
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Print Is Dead @printisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It’s so fucking good
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