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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, I love that TV show so much.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It must kick ass to be rich and successful.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He bought a whole satellite radio channel? I did not know that kind of thing was possible. (Of course, I am not any kind of expert on the subject.)
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it had continued after say, twelve seasons, The Simpsons would fall into this category. Fortunately, that didn't happen.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ouch. I didn't even know anybody who had weed.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm looking forward to how the Times sanewashes this. Or if they even mention it.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did Jack Black apologize to Kyle yet?
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The alt text doesn't say what font is used. :)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least he's not smiling.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's hear it for small victories.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, Luke is being pretty hardcore today.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people are saying maybe the cornell case leads to the end of campus greek life. which feels daunting but plausible. my preference though would be the end of ivy league universities & everyone whose degree is from one of them has to wear a dunce cap until they've officially proven they aren't a shit
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/10/2026
actually fixing this country is going to require declaring trumpism an inherently treasonous movement like the confederacy. winning their votes shouldn’t be a concern
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fuck is "e day"?
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has anybody said "middle-toe murderer" yet?
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Flork "really? right in front of my" meme

"Really, Right in front of my nutrigrain bar and mountain dew??"

Flork has been redesigned to resemble Klaus from American Dad
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks?
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Palestine" and "creatine" don't rhyme.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's not even trying to make it sound real any more.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this might be the greatest power move social media has ever seen
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They tell you not to root for injuries in sports, then the prime time NFL game is Tall Joe Rogan Antivax Dumbest MotherFucker Ever To Come Out Of Cal versus Two Dozen Sexual Assault Allegations. I’m rooting for compound fractures.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought Harvey Keitel was Mister White.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s time for vampires, werewolves, seahags, and all the other wonderful creatures that can be alone with you in space as you drift along the unfathomable cosmos. So Monster Mash your way to the Space Hotel, which is opening in only two months!!!!!!!
NEW YORK POST
New York Post V @nypost
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First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
2:23 PM • Mar 1. 2021
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love our wise basketball man
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look how cool these stances are.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now I feel like a jerk for not reading enough.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Hitachi is actually very good -- helped my shoulder a lot.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when David Letterman got to do it? I still say it was good and people who hated it were jerks.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like burgers.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty cool to see you in the news. Congrats.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like Flash Gordon, one reason this movie is great is because it knows exactly what it is. Whatever the hell it is.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah, made it in for the end of the list. Nice.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel sorry for my relatives in Oklahoma.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s particularly cruel to do this to Garbo, who protected her privacy and peace but it’s not surprising she was chosen. After all, she told the world “no” and AI pushers love to run roughshod over consenf www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
theguardian.com
SKF advert review – let’s hope this dull AI Greta Garbo is not the future
Swedish-American actor exhumed for bizarre, humourless 99 seconds that give us another reason to resent AI
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah man, Ralph Nader is the reason Dems watched the Supreme Court hand their opponent the presidency and then spent a quarter century doing nothing about it. Fucking braindead
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to hear about somebody who did the fork part. :)
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe the game's developers aren't nazi-adjacent.
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Andy LeClair @andyleclair.dev · 28/09/2026
Warren Zevon with the quote bubble over the original post
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm the guy who sucks. Also I have depression.
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prefect.bsky.social @prefect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That seems bad.
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