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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16h
one-shot kill by the author, much in the same way a field goal late in NFL overtime would immediately end the game
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
John Gruber what the hell are you DOING
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"You don't win games on the road by kicking field goals" – Mike Tomlin the analyst, who clearly doesn't remember Mike Tomlin the coach
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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey, is this anything?
Coke bottle turned upside down with the Texas Longhorns logo on it
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
congratulations to Texas for introducing something I've never seen before in football: roughing the passer on a double pass
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
<Guy with no kids and a lot of disposable income> check out this theremin
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the darkest shit I’ve ever heard
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 09/10/2026
These people are pure filth. I’m so sick of seeing these monsters running our country into the dirt.
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats @minakimes.bsky.social on joining her first NFL roster
Mina Kimes – now playing guard for your Philadelphia Eagles
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quite obviously the real problem here is that *we have to ask the question* of what the President of the United States meant, exactly, when he said that Iran might nuke a major U.S. city.
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Bernadette Vielhaber @bvielhaber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
latimes.com
Eva Marie Saint, a graceful actress best known for her Oscar-winning film debut in “On the Waterfront," has died
Eva Marie Saint, a graceful actor best known for her Oscar-winning film debut in 'On the Waterfront' and for her turn as a sultry spy in 'North by Northwest,' died Tuesday. She was 102.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The HBOMax documentary about Dennis Miller’s Monday Night Football tenure is mostly by-the-numbers except when MNF Coordinating Producer David Israel discussed Rush Limbaugh’s audition. He said that Limbaugh did pretty well, but “he was a racist.”
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love this account that just posts really good old tile floors from Chicago
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/10/2026
anyway, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers remain winless ever since their owner accepted $4 million to let the singer of "Heil Hitler" perform in their stadium
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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For me, it's knowing there is a Dick Bigger Sr.
Dick Bigger Jr.
Farmer, Henderson County
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why I don't subscribe. What a bunch of assholes.
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Amanda @apocalypticamanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Universe protect this badass woman. ✊
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honour of Mario Lemieux’s birthday, I’m happy to post the single greatest hockey move I’ve ever seen. And that motherfucker didn’t even touch the puck to do it. Just some Doctor Strange, calculating a million different outcomes in a single moment type shit.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baby on board, Something something
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DUIs are legal in Wisconsin tonight
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fantasia. Mickey and the brooms.
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I appreciate Ian Eagle's efforts to pronounce the "ch" in "Chism" cleanly
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
macOS Golden Gate and iOS 27 ... real step back in stability and quality. I switched most of my daily surfing on Mac to Chrome because Safari shits the bed a lot; CarPlay with this new Siri AI is unusable enough that I'm going to turn all the AI off the phone until, like, the third point release.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.
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#OneHitWondered @onehitwondered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at those faces... 🤣
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the hell is this, Perry Mason at the carnival? This is some of the worst goddamn lawyering I ever saw. Schmitt is a lawyer!
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Alex Rikleen formerly for Senate @rikleen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This clip from Katie Nolan on @pablo.show captures the vibe perfectly. It's been decades of stories where the villains and bad faith are obvious, but no one ever faces consequences.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 29/09/2026
Just finishing up the recording of the Bee Gees bonus. Looking like it'll be about two and a half hours in total when edited.
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#OneHitWondered @onehitwondered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#OTD in 2003, the commercial single for “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains Of Wayne was released… The NYC power-pop group earned US #OneHitWonder honors when the catchy, new wave-meets-pop punk single spent 8 weeks on the US #Billboard #Top40 in 2003, peaking at #21. #OneHitWondered #MusicSky
youtu.be
Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
YouTube video by OneHitWondered
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Wife School" is the song that got Spinal Tap banned from the state of Kansas.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Why don't you go fishing, Fredo?"
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dad's analysis of the Steelers this season: 1. Rodgers just needs to "get pissed off" to play well 2. DK should be benched (he's not wrong on that one)
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be or not to be? That ... is the FUCKING question
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ABC loves showing grifters today, apparently
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 26/09/2026
I saw that clip circulating yesterday and thought there could be a completely normal, non-sexist, explanation other than the rage bait one. Grateful for this (really well-written!) peek into a loving family, sad she felt she had to write it. themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...
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The Viral In-N-Out Spatula Hero Is Exactly Who You Imagined He Was (Gift Article)
It started as a bizarre late-night standoff behind the counter of a fast food joint. It ended with no injuries — and free burgers.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is how it works in the Christian industry (yes, it's an industry) ... illegal behavior, grifting, things that aren't Christ-like – people involved know and let it go UNTIL someone calls them on it, then they pretend to be shocked. I spent too much time in and around it not to see the pattern.
Tim Tebow's going to maybe stop the financial grift of Christians until this all blows over, except because Pablo Torre is on the case, it won't blow over easily or quickly.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
<Succession theme song plays on a kazoo>
Don Jr Tiffany and Eric
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'M DETECTIVE JOHN POPPER TALKED TO MY 666 FOLLOWERS ALL HAIL WEED SATAN
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the St Louis Cardinals Louis ardinals Louis rdinals Lou rdinals urinals
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher @hayekandhockey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vaccine hit me like
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Pittsburgh forced to punt on their opening drive" says Sisyphus ...
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Paul Rinkes @pr9000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can anyone in college football explain to me how the Ole Miss coach is wearing a full on hoodie in Oxford?
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