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Madz🌺

@powersntheattic.bsky.social
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I don't have blondes locked in the attic but my stairway is super twisted. Same me as everywhere!

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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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MyAlbums9 — Favorite Albums
Rank your nine favorite albums and compare them with the crowd’s taste.
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WIRED @wired.com · 14/09/2026
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back. www.wired.com/story/burner...
wired.com
A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This isn’t run-of-the-mill conservative outrage or harmless thought exercises. It’s a political trial balloon. Conservatives are looking for any reason at all to broadly subjugate women, and they see the furor around Clancy’s case as their best opportunity in years.
jessica.substack.com
The Real Stakes of the Lindsay Clancy Gender War
Conservatives are using a Massachusetts murder case to argue for an end to women’s voting rights
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A statuette of lesbian brides of Frankenstein, which is the only logical outcome.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/07/2026
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/07/2026
This used to be a PROGRAM
Penny dreadful
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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My response to the two articles dragging women reading romantasy novels, last week. “Christ! Can’t a girl enjoy a vampire orgy in peace anymore? Is the world not miserable enough without demanding we grapple with post-modern, literary fragmentation in our down time?” inews.co.uk/opinion/new-...
inews.co.uk
There’s a new moral panic about women’s sexual preferences
Can’t a girl enjoy a vampire orgy in peace?
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Folks, if you see a free-range penis grazing by itself in the wild, DO NOT TOUCH IT OR TRY TO FEED IT TREATS. They may seem cute but some are rabid or carry infectious diseases! Remember: be clever, penis never! Bears are okay though.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Platner’s sexting scandal has been a bat-signal for misogyny among certain “progressive” men. Ken Kippenstein called his critics and other mainstream Democrats “smoothgroins.” Kyle Kulinski said Platner could sext his mother. I wrote about it all here: www.liberalcurrents.com/the-men-defe...
liberalcurrents.com
The Men Defending Graham Platner In All The Wrong Ways
You cannot defeat misogyny by behaving like a misogynist.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Doctor: I’m sorry to tell you that the best option for you is a hysterectomy. Middle-aged cis woman, hope slowly dawning in her eyes: …Yeeterus? Middle-aged cis woman’s friends, leaping out from behind the furniture and dangling from the ceiling: YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS!
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@dropout.tv get the CEO of Oreo on this STAT. They've got a lot to answer for.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 08/03/2026
The "people you may know" section on a social media site is just your frenemies, you damn well know each other & there's a reason you're not friends online.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
When the people on Vanderpump started having babies, it stopped being fun. None of those children deserved these people as parents.
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Drew Broussard @drewsof.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Several years ago I somehow started a war w/ furries on Twitter by making an offhand comment. To say the replies were over the top really doesn't express the completely unhinged nature of it all, that lasted about a week. In the end I found it hysterical. Today's TL took me back to the old days.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Me, repeatedly setting the dial back to "Sabrina Carpenter" as racists and billionaires try to change the White Woman setting to Nuzzi, Sweeney, or Greene.
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 22/10/2025
as a person with anxiety don’t text me shit like “we need to talk” or “i need to talk to you later” bitch i will jump out this window, stop playing w/ me
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
To: All Staff Subject: The Rapture In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
You know the conversation about a "Joe Rogan of the Left" is BS code for "bro harder" because someone would have given Josh Johnson $50 million by now.
tiktok.com
When Even Alex Jones Cries #johnsoncomedy #joshjohnson #standupcomedy #fyp #comedian
TikTok video by Josh Comedy_ Fans
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
tilda swinton in works of art: thread
Tilda Swinton in The birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli.
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Nicki Washington, Ph.D. @drnickiw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
(b)lanche (e)lizabeth (d)evereaux: thread
Blanche wearing multicolored robe.Multicolored bed to match.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
We are a proud country of Haters. Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
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Klingon Pop Warrior @klingonpopwarrior.com · 17/05/2025
What did Iceland do to get NO points?!? Is it because they didn't play Ja Ja Ding Dong? #eurovision
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd with the words play jaja ding dong written on the screen .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd with the words play jaja ding dong written on the screen .
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ah, a middle school girl's first exploration of heavy petting and incest. Definitely had no lasting damage to the point I named myself after it on every social media account.
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
You vs. The Gal She Told You Not to Worry About
Jordan Peterson in his ridiculous "Heaven and Hell" suitJanelle Monáe at the 2025 Met Gala
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
young coworker: you should go to the club with us this weekend me: like sam’s club or
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Holy FUCK is this magnificent
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
the muppets in famous works of art: thread
Beaker in The Scream by Edvard Munch.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
willem dafoe in movies he wasn’t in: thread
Willem Dafoe in Scream.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Oh my
Kendrick Lamar traveled more yards than the Chiefs during the Super Bowlarrows showing amount of yards Kendrick traveled
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keeps
youtu.be
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Marilyn Manson drops defamation lawsuit against Evan Rachel Wood, will also pay $327,000 for Wood’s legal fees: people.com/marilyn-mans...
people.com
Marilyn Manson Drops Defamation Lawsuit Against Evan Rachel Wood
Marilyn Manson has dropped his defamation lawsuit against Evan Rachel Wood after the two reached a settlement agreement on Nov. 19. Manson sued his former fiancée in 2022, alleging she coerced other w...
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF JENNIFER JASON LEIGH OR EVAN RACHEL WOODS ARE HERE I'M FINE IT'S TOTALLY OK.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 30/04/2023
Okay, let’s test out managing lots of replies: You tell me your favorite Prince song (or the one you’re most curious about) and I’ll share some facts about it. If you don’t know his stuff, name a favorite artist/song of yours and I’ll give you a suggestion of what to explore in Prince’s catalog.
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I've always had what I flippantly referred to as "girl crushes". I think they may have been more than crushes and I just didn't let my mind go there because I was always attracted to men. Now I'm Team Bear and men are a no go other than friendship.
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Madz🌺 @powersntheattic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Took myself off the market to heal after a very toxic marriage to a man. I'm considering dating casually, but the idea of letting a man into my life romantically sounds gross. A woman on the other hand... Is it possible to realize your bi after 40?
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A man: "If you want my advice—" Me: "Literally never"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
nytimes.com
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 24/10/2024
Child abuse is a force multiplier of evil; all too often, the victim turns on others in their lifelong agony But by that token, NOT abusing a child is a force multiplier for good Protect kids
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