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Robert Pouder

@pouder.bsky.social
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He/HIM. Professional beer buyer. Portlander by way of Southern California. Constantly worrying about the Los Angeles Dodgers

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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 1h
Every day I get to wake up and spend $100 🤠
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 26/09/2026
Let's splash in the dark www.instagram.com/reels/DdNgBG...
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For #HispanicHeritageMonth, we asked the guys what their favorite word or phrase in Spanish was. 😂
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tucker Wetmore
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Stacey Gotsulias 🧿 (Call me Stace) @stacegotsbaseball.com · 23/09/2026
This is incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=14UC...
youtube.com
My Mom Goes to McDonald's (1988)
YouTube video by Ryder Houston
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes I would love to be in your documentary about my super well known criminal girlfriend Mr. Fielder
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vernon, FL is at it again
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoping not to spend over $100 tomorrow for the first time in weeks
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Silence, NorCal people. A Angeleno is talking
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seth Halvorsen loses his footing and rolls the ball to the plate, but the ball is live and goes for a HBP, lmfao.
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh fuck that’s where my toilet paper went
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time to make myself feel better after losing to Atlanta by watching YouTube clips from my favorite comedy Gone With The Wind
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#StandWithBonano
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just found a new guy
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is way way to close to my ssn please delete
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 18/09/2026
light em up Chris this is good shit man
"As a person, she's kind, considerate, tough as hell, and resilient. If you don't know enough about Holly's career, this might be an opportunity to learn more because the ugliness of this week should never be what people think of when Holly Rowe's name comes up.
"But this is where we are in 2026. That some person, some human being out there, uses Al to create a video depicting violence against someone so respected and so beloved. And some percentage of people at a press conference, who are colleagues of Holly, who should look up to her, laugh about it.When someone lamented that "everyone [is] so offended about everything," Fowler replied, "Yeah your post is way off base.
And ignorant. Perhaps you have a rare talent for massively missing the point.
Two real people that I have known for decades being depicted in a case of physical abuse when isn't humor to me. I guess you're just another one who finds depictions of violence on women hilarious.'
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me at graduation with my friends I haven’t talked to since high school
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty … ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch ☺️ Via @GoStripers
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some nerd and a dog
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ehat a cute couple
fredward and keeks embrace
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A cool thing about owning a condo and a car is not having to give a flying fuck what my credit score is
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I could live to be 1000 and will never ever forget what a piece of shit rock Plymouth Rock js
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 16/09/2026
Twin Peaks: Chet, star of Invitation to Love, a TV show seemingly popular with the residents of Twin Peaks.
Chet, star of Invitation to Love, a TV show seemingly popular with the residents of Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks S01E07 - Realization Time.
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mason Verner is back and better than ever!
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shut the fuck up
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello human resources meme template with "New 3–hour documentary about Elizabeth Holmes with Nathan Fielder?" getting "Awww, You're sweet" and "New 4–hour documentary about Elon Musk?" getting "Hello, Human Resources?"
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m sure this will finally bring the Trumps down
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Proud to share that I was able to make my NFL debut today! Unfortunately, after breaking 93 bones on my only snap, I have been ruled Dead by the NFL’s independent medical evaluators and am doubtful to return this season
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Robert Pouder @pouder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah the ol 830pm on the first football Sunday of the year news dump
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 13/09/2026
Happy “learn about the procedurals your parents are going to watch for the next nine years” Sunday to all who celebrate
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 13/09/2026
Bring bank Ryo Mizunami #AEWHouse
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josue De Paula's first MLB hit is a massive three-run homer into the second deck.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
Really need to see Richmond incorporate more “jacked football spider” into their branding.
Jacked football spider
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tweet from Tragically Tater 🍁🐾 (@TrueTorontoGirl):

Sorry, what were you saying? My stupid baby fell over.

(picture of a woman (Peaches Geldof) attending to a tipped-over carriage with a child spilling out while still talking on a phone pressed between her shoulder and ear)

(Peaches Geldof was born into a life of cursed celebrity and died shortly after this so we can maybe laugh at the picture while being cool about the person)
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