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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 08/06/2026
2026: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 2003: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1991: I am struggling in a terrible economy because America has fucked up the Middle East 1982: I am struggling in a
Comic-book panel from WATCHMEN has blue Dr. Manhattan sitting on the red surface of Mars, depressed at existing in several times at once, the futility of it all
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Students create their own heroes for my Superhero class! Each project was to include an intro page modeled after DC's Who's Who series and then a mini or short comic showing the character in action. They were all a blast, and these are some absolute standouts in design & character development!
Character page for Fridge Guy - complete with title lettering as refrigerator magnets. Backstory is a sentient fridge brought to life with mold growing in it. Talk of how it fights crime, new powers it gets from new rotten foods that are in it. It's a riot!character page for "the ghost" - a scarecrow looking character, grey and with cape, and then a look at the person behind the burlap mask in the background. Character origin of being killed and waking up a phantom, and after first seeking vengeance, dedicating themselves to good and using their powers with other misfit friends to fight crimecharacter page for narcolepsis - drawing of the character large wearing pink and blue body suit and jacket and domino mask, behind them head shot and action shot. Backstory of how they got their sleep inducing powers and the ways they can use their powersCharacter sheet for Ghostbird - a guitar carrying hero in green sleeveless outfit and hood and domino mask. Gained powers that allow them to use guitar as sonic weapon....
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hello everybody, I want to believe just as much as anybody else does but I really need to tell you that in my 10+ years of experience as a disinformation expert, the only reason UFO shit gets put out by the government is to distract you from other really bad things
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
“Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is that thing?” Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, incomprehensible Progenitor of All Thetans arose from His porcelain tub with a loofah in His hand.
theonion.com
Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath
LOS ANGELES—Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu dur...
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A+ no notes
On Threads:

NBC news:

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says.

chrispanatier:

Does the spider have a GoFundMe
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Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Imagine if James Garner had played The Spirit...!
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Jason Wilson 🇺🇦 @whizzo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They're just making themselves taste better for when the people finally rise up and eat the rich.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 30/04/2026
✨ Happy Thursday ✨
This is Eglantine Price
Eglantine learned witchcraft to fight the Nazis
Be Like Eglantine.
Hex the Fascists.
[Eglantine from Bed knobs and Broomsticks, flying on a broom]
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Serious question: Can Namor make his own tartar sauce
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Robb @robbpettit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Namor makes excellent tartar sauce but sub marinara
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Here are the cast announced SO FAR-
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
youtu.be/byd5PRryi_Y?...
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Rogue Trooper | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by 2000 AD
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026
“DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” said President Trump
theonion.com
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had ...
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Jeff Colgan @jeffcolgan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Evergreen
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 21/03/2026
You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It cannot be overstated how weird & groundbreaking THE MAXX was upon release. It was this crazy culture grenade, bridging the Venn diagram between mainstream comics & Alt (not indie) comics. In an era of anti-heroes, The Maxx satirized that, redefining what mainstream comics could be. RIP Sam Kieth.
Cover of THE MAXX issue 2. The Maxx (a big purple, inhuman looking character with weird singular claws on his fists), the Jungle Queen (a blonde woman in a leopard print bikini and surprisingly natural, human proportions, and an honest to god Leopard, grace the cover under the edgy logo.The Maxx bears his claws on the cover of issue 3.A splash page from the comic. The Maxx grumbles about being in his dream world one minute while being in the real world the next, while he is still chasing the weird little inky black monster he was chasing in his dream.Art of The Maxx and the Jungle Queen (wearing street clothes), with her arm around him.
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Azul = Blue @azulequalsblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.
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Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This absolutely RULES!!!!
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 13/03/2026
Political meme but it's horror-themed and was too funny/apt not to share
[behind the scenes from Jaws where they're filming the scene of Quint being eaten by Bruce the Shark while Richard Dreyfuss is laughing maniacally]
Text on shark says "Trump's policies"
Text on Quint says "Trump's supporters"
Text on Dreyfuss says "Me, in the same damned boat"
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
At some juncture, everyone needs to decide they are more than the sum of their parents' poor decisions.
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Well, no one is going to accuse Buckley of not having earned the Oscar for Hamnet that she 1000% is going to get. What a beautifully delicate and heartbreaking film. Wow!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"Donald Trump is getting us into the same mess you did, only more costly and even dumber."
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Paul Tremblay @paultremblay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My traditional Ash Wednesday post.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 16/02/2026
💙📚🩸 THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER is both a stunning, unique epistolary novel & a subversive, sly nod to the most famous one. @sgj.bsky.social again shows his mastery as a storyteller by crafting a genuine modern Classic filled w Horror, Tragedy, Truth, & Blood. It should be required reading. #MSReview
Hardcover of THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER. A buffalo is on the cover.
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PorkChopEspresso ^(;,;)^ @porkchopespresso.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
RIP Captain Augustus McCrae.
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two cowboys are sitting on a horse in a field .
ALT: two cowboys are sitting on a horse in a field .
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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jptruss.bsky.social @jptruss.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A libertarian city on the moon for elite perverts? Wait, wait, wait! I've played Bioshock. I know how this ends.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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LilGemGem @lilgemgem.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A seven nation asskicking by Jack White, bravo rockstar
From Jack White on Instagram:
“officialjackwhite This post would basically get anyone, at any job fired immediately...except for arguably the most important position in the world. That's right, trump is a racist, a rapist, a felon, a grifter (currently ordering the US govt. to pay him 10 billion dollars simply because no one will stop him.) and a full on dementia sufferer, and yet he has the power to send in gestapo ICE soldiers to kill our citizens, and so much more dangerously, has the nuclear codes and the ability to end humanity at any moment based on an egotistical whim. How is it possible we've given this evil man so much power? The two party system, the electoral college, the responsibility that the internet has brought to humanity and its direct conflict with truth, and America's obsession with celebrity, are all to blame, but the fact that we aren't stopping it is...insanity. Arrest this man. Impeach this man. 25th amendment this man. Indict this man. Jail this man. This longtime friend of pedophile epstein, who appears 40 thousand times in the files. This demolisher of the White House, demolisher of the Constitution, demolisher of the Bill of Rights, this demolisher of America full stop. It's hard to believe the government does almost nothing about this lunacy and we just all have to sit back and watch as a people. And when he's finally gone? we had better put into place new laws and regulations that don't allow anyone to find dangerous loopholes based solely on the assumption that our President has some sort of dignity and decency. Abolish these loopholes, abolish the electoral college, and if we had any sense we would abolish the two party system (that George Washington advised us never to have) that got us here in the first place and has failed not only Americans, but everyone else in the world who is currently suffering from our policies and suffering from the whims of this sick, deranged man who I will state again, has his tiny, bruised fingers on the…
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
VIDEODROME was released on this date in 1983. One of David Cronenberg's best. #LongLiveTheNewFlesh TV via @kindertrauma.bsky.social
a toy TV with Debbie Harry's lips on screen, similar to a scene in Videodrome
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
independent.co.uk
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
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Nancy A. Collins @nancyacollins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ghost Rider enacting street justice. Literally.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 19/01/2026
Increasingly convinced that Peter Dinklage was the only thing holding the Seven Kingdoms together, because absolutely none of the subsequent things hit the same
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: “Central PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female.
We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mix”
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Erika Uyterhoeven @electerika.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I need to apologize for something I did. The @bostonherald.com is right, there is no place for profanities in politics.
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march
Sign held up with handwritten text: "If they are going to shoot us and then call us fucking bitches, then we need to be bigger fucking bitches"
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