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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Getting hosed down by the mobius chair bidet hookup
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Getting hosed down by the mobius chair bidet hookup
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The main problem with batman is that he's not chinese. Qing batman who is actually a 3rd gen scholar bureaucrat who passed the exam at 10 but whose parents died in the second opium war
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/07/2026
Children’s Health Defense has seized on Shaw’s case as an opportunity to promote anti-vaccine beliefs, specifically the false notion that children’s routine vaccines cause babies to die of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
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She's charged with killing her twins. The anti-vaccine movement made her a martyr.
Andrea Shaw is charged with suffocating her toddlers. Children's Health Defense says it was the vaccines.
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
lmao we are in a golden age for urologists whose surgical privileges were revoked
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyone noticing the toilet fish are growing wings now
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The real moby dick was heteronormative standards
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smith @protanope.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ha then there’s this: ‘“The chief had his most challenging term since he joined the court more than 20 years ago,” said Richard Lazarus, a law professor at Harvard and an old friend of the chief justice.’ lol Liptak giving literally the final word to Roberts’ friend
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James Endicott @o76923.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I miss when we were complaining that Scalia was really bad at making analogies because he fundamentally didn't understand how A:B::C:D worked when constructing them.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 03/07/2026
The comments do not disappoint
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BRILLIANT article Michael, everything you said is so spot on. There is an attack on MEN and menopausal WHORES are grifting as victims.
And the LAW is behind them, and the LAW & media ARE JOINED AT THE HIPS and work
together to tag team the defendant before it even goes to trial. It's political Michael. The vultures in the LAW want to CONTROL MEN
and woe-MEN are the vehicle to do it now, wOe-MEN have been weaponized against MEN and as you so eloquently stated throughout crimes are being INVENTED that aren't really crimes and MEN are being criminalized for any kind of sexual liaison with a fe-MALE, in fact the LAW is FISHING for MEN and expanding the definition of rape/sexual assault/ so as to justify the sex crimes industry, because aCTUAL rape & trafficking is so rare it wouldn't feed the sex
srimac indictry In cummary. Wo now havo
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/07/2026
questions, my shirt etc
a michael tracey headline that says "'sex trafficking' laws are out of control." there's scare quotes around "sex trafficking"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
even if there were a grand conspiracy to over prosecute sex crimes, if you look like Michael Tracey visually you have to be honest with yourself and admit that you can’t be the guy who delivers that message
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/07/2026
so you're saying everyone in SSX Tricky got kicked out of the Catholic Church
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
do you think that minions cranked hog
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Minions & Monsters got dark quick.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When you parrot their grave-faced concerns, you are parroting the view of bosses who have zero interest in the well-being of the people who live in those countries. They just want to return them to the state in which they existed prior to the overthrow of colonial occupation. They’re imperialists.
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
The Judge from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The real moby dick was heteronormative standards
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You're not supposed to say this, but conservatives hate HPV vaccines because they think that removing the risk of cervical cancer from sex incentives women to be sluts. It's been a Christian thing since way before RFK Jr. was around, everybody knows what it's about, but you have to pretend not to.
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The chinese joe bidet would have won the posting wars
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Piss. Its what's for dinner
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They gooning to tom nook in the Nintendo forms and you still refuse to condemn animal farm ? Dont you know whow many men are becoming lonely because of this?
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They gooning to tom nook in the Nintendo forms and you still refuse to condemn animal farm ? Dont you know whow many men are becoming lonely because of this?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Saw a post earlier today saying it was weird that we all feel the need to riff on a handful of weird things every day like that lady doing the cheeto video but I view it the opposite way where every day all posters get our assigned Iron Chef set up and bring forward our special dishes to the judges
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
I do not know whether this is like Society Members or Speakers/Guests At Society Meetings or whatnot, but I also dont know how much of such a distinction even exists? it is very hard to find out anything tangible about how this organization works.
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🦇 John Sununu is in the Epstein Files 🎃 @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Over The Edge is on TCM and im getting too hype send help
PRACTICE YOUR PIANO.GO TO HELL!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ya there's a real phenomenon here of "average voters in poorer/minority areas are not the same as average residents" since these areas also often have very low turnout. e.g. heavily black areas of the Bronx in 2025 NYC Mayor bsky.app/profile/mikh...
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Piss. Its what's for dinner
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Read Theory www.hup.harvard.edu/books/978067...
hup.harvard.edu
The Next Shift — Harvard University Press
Winner of the Frederick Jackson Turner AwardWinner of the Isaac and Tamara Deutscher Memorial PrizeWinner of the C. L. R. James AwardA New York Times Book Review Editors’ ChoiceA ProMarket Best Politi...
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Working class" in 2026 means a blue haired barista with they/them pronouns, a Asian immigrant nail technician, and an undocumented hotel cleaner. And we are going to keep having the same fights until we let the midcentury illustrator mirage of the white guy in plaid with the lunch pail go.
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
why Does he hate ppl with Brazilian waxes so bad
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I want my exorcist to look like he runs the cloister like the navy
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I just know rachel news was gooning everytime william mcavoy showed feet on the newsroom
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dam my hemorrhoids been acting up every time @alabseries.bsky.social is on hiatus
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Every shit has been shat atleast 3 times such is the way of nature
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wemby vs the thunder is Gundam:unlimited backshts
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
They put piss in the dr.pepper
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I got butt mogged at the howls moving castle neutral gender bathroom
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 29/05/2026
The thing people don't realize about Jay Bhattacharya is that he's 90% Markwayne Mullin and only 10% Russell Vought.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Jay Bhattacharya has been a constant critic of the CDC and of public health strategies to protect the public from infectious disease. After mass firings of expert staff, he’s now looking for untrained volunteers to screen airport passengers for Ebola symptoms. A lot could go wrong with this.
abcnews.com
CDC asks staff to volunteer to help with Ebola screenings at airports amid DRC outbreak
The CDC sent an "urgent request" to staff to help screen passengers coming from Central Africa for any potential signs of Ebola illness.
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For sale Floppy disk colonoscopy video unwashed
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Three👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is like trying to drill for oil through the ruins of Pompeii. Chaco canyon is one of the most significant native archeological sites in the United States. Absolutely disgusting to even propose it
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Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
turning to the dark side causes an elevation in total bilirubin. That’s why anakin’s eyes turn yellow like that
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Butt dramnk bidet unsoiled for sale
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
She back on my gammons till i cyvasse
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Texas economy up by 3000% after rebranding dr.pepper as butt dramnk
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I got a piss in the rari
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sure I can do a transplant eval for you but it will require a premium subscription to ClaudeHealth. Tell me a little more: 1. Other health conditions 2. Patient’s contribution to society 3. Your best guess of their race — it’s ok if you’re not sure! 4. Are they a premium ClaudeHealth subscriber?
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