Reposted by Max ShittoPope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As always, bulldoze the Ivy League. 0283
Reposted by Max ShittoVan Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026The Cantina band has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour 1213
Reposted by Max ShittoHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365261328
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it’s going to be really hard to find any good music now that P!nk and Ed Sheeran are off the table 010
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AI-integration with Epic is not helpful to me unless it can somehow remotely launch a Tomahawk missile to the homes of medical insurance executives 030
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wish I could title my research poster “murdered by RFK” instead of “subdural empyema presenting as Salmonella bacteremia following foodborne illness” 041
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am thrilled to be entering the medicine job market as millions of people are kicked off their health insurance and hospitals are preparing to shut down 020
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I drove to a gas station for caffeine in between clinic patients and the attendant asked “dr, are monster drinks good for you?” and I said yeah they are 031
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My 70+ year old attending read this headline out loud and then goes “I hope he dies soon” 120
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Got a message that a patient’s toe fell off and they want me to come take a look 020
Reposted by Max ShittoW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Fellow Michiganders, there is 96 hours until the election. As you decide who to support I want to leave you with this: people make fun of me online a lot 321824
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 27/07/2026was not expecting to admit an acute malaria case in Michigan 140
Reposted by Max ShittoPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Michigan school board official Angie Smith says she’s supporting Haley Stevens because she thinks Stevens will represent everyone and “not just one race." "Don’t come out speaking only Arabic, don’t come out with your Arabic music on.” Video from reporter Sam Robinson: 91523100
Reposted by Max Shittoprime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Gonna do some funny videos I guess? 1. 61138237
Reposted by Max ShittoIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 20/07/2026Bluesky should let us violate the terms of service when posting about Tom Homan. I can’t discuss this within the current community guidelines. I’m being silenced. 713314
Reposted by Max ShittoLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 17/07/2026Current* conditions near Holland, MI: 1183
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 17/07/2026In 2012 my dad made my entire family (and my girlfriend at the time) see Dinesh D’Souza’s “Obama’s America” and it was the most racist, insane drivel I’ve ever seen in my life 010
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026please enjoy my native wild flower patch that replaced our [grass] back yard 030
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 15/07/2026time for a surge of COPD/asthma exacerbations related to wildfire smoke 010
Reposted by Max ShittoRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He was instrumental in getting Roe overturned. He tried to overturn the democratic results of the 2020 election. He has unapologetically pushed for billions of our tax dollars to be used to kill Palestinian civilians and was giddy to spend our money killing Iranians. He was the worst of humanity. 441284
Reposted by Max ShittoPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026victory lapping on this one 231143482460
Reposted by Max ShittoAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026ICE is not about immigration. ICE is not about the southern border. ICE is about normalizing paramilitary force on our streets. It cannot be reformed. It cannot be retrained. ICE must be abolished. 624230686743
Reposted by Max Shitto🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026*slapping the rail of Mitch McConnells icu bed* this baby can hold so much pupils non reactive absent gag reflex failed hypercarbia challenge 2252
Reposted by Max ShittoEvie’s Mom @nervouscatlady.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Establishment Dems are NOT the future. Establishment Dems do not work for us. They work to line their pockets. Progressive candidates are our future! MI Vote for Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social by August 4! Thanks for supporting MI Kat! @katmabu.bsky.social 031
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My wife just met @katmabu.bsky.social and @abdulelsayed.bsky.social , meanwhile I am stuck in the {hospital} mines. Michiganders, vote for Abdul! 141
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 25/06/2026not now sweaty, mommy’s cyber bullying {Gretchen Whitmer for selling out Michiganders to build data centers} 150
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Wife is in the process of bedazzling our abolish ice house sign 141
Reposted by Max Shittodisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Reminder if you are not Yugoslavian do not say beans 1215937
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 21/06/2026one of the good things about living in the U.S. is the hybrid foods — elote from a local Palestinian-owned spot with sumac + Za’atar dusting 040
Reposted by Max Shittoleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140373951
Reposted by Max Shittodoom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"i'm a committed catholic. also i waited six years to baptize my child" 883620503
Reposted by Max ShittoCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses 378197463996
Max Shitto @drmax.bsky.social · 17/06/2026pt filed a complaint against me for not ordering their requested antibiotic that they researched online (Avycaz) lmao 160
