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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
United States of Stupidity For the anti-vaccine idiots, in 20 years when your kids fucking hate you. Doing shit like this to them is why, not cause they're woke. You forced them to get sick to "stick it to libtards." Disgusting.
A measles map showing outbreaks in 2026.
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forest :therian: @swiftyshq.critter.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
dogthingtober 7 - travel #art #furry
mixed media drawing of a california license plate that says DOGTHING with stickers for january and 2026 expiry; a dogthing runs along the bottom of the frame. it is mirrored vertically, with its mirror image colored negative, like night and day.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
My AI manifesto is going to include refunds for credits on inaccurate information or wrong next line suggestions. And rollover for credits not used. If we pay for those resources at the beginning of the month, why do they disappear? Wireless companies had to give that up decades ago.
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 08/10/2026
Hey now, you're a pawn star Get your cash on, go pay Hey now, you're a con star Get the show on, get paid (And all that matters is old) Only desperate men bring their gold
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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
They said I needed to come to Jesus but then got upset when I wiped my dick on the Turin shroud?
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
[us pol] if the orange one insists on putting his face on postage, we're completely within our rights to call it a tramp stamp right?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism
Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"just like that antler boy from Sweet Tooth, this things a hybrid"
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@Edent Lost for that long? I would have said Phuket by now.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brian as a sim
The text
"Don't call me handsome if you ain't gon hand me some Totinos pizza rolls"

(Sold my soul for pizza rolls)
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@EatingHawaiianP1zza well, you know, the dude abides.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@EatingHawaiianP1zza wait, thats how I dress now
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
He is ADDED. isthisyiff.net/challenge/AF90709B-F…
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Is This Yiff?!
A guessing game using artwork from e621.net
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
WTF are hyperscalers gonna do when they got a bil bucks in bad chips cause they're using nvidia? I've had three different "bad runs" of their chips.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
@Chalkllate imma llmlem
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I like signal cause i can just delete the horrible AI pictures after the 1000x time of telling someone not to send them.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Remember your vote, at minimum, cancels out your crazy uncle's.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
If Uline is really so homophobic, why did they select such a fuckable mascot?
A muscly boy with a very "ride me" mustache in a Uline shirt
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
[lewd food] Sundays are for frotting and cinnamon rolls.
from scratch cinnamon rolls in a pan
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Autocorrect is so bad in iOS 27, I had to turn it off entirely. Watching each version get worse and worse has been frustrating and hilarious at the same time.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
80s cover band: Dexatrims Midnight Runners
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@spud happy b-day!
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Spud @spud.mastodon.is-hardly.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Today is the only day I can post this
A screenshot of an Instagram story from buckaroniiii in which he's handing the viewer a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese with "2" "6" birthday candles
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 24/09/2026
People keep saying "homophobia isnt a phobia im not scared of gay people" ... and then are so terrified of being gay they dont wash their ass or hug their friends or get a prostate exam or enjoy life whatsoever
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I miss Jane Goodall.
"I have body slammed countless chimps. It's the only way to make them respect you. "
-Jane Goodall
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𓃶 Bighank 𓃶 🔜 FurJAM @bighank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bearcat fancam? #mascotmonday
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
RE: mamot.fr/@Khrys/117304507067488438 Inside you there are two brains.
mamot.fr
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 21/09/2026
Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
Photo of a an Odeon cinema VIP bed for 2 people. Right next to it is a single small seat.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
@KayOhtie yeah and Broadcom gobbled up US Robotics before they could make things three laws safe.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
MCP is really a great name for it cause it was the baddie in tron that was a huge douche bag and turned out to be smoke and mirrors around stuff we already had and it just stole.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Subscription-model capitalism where you own nothing and just pay monthly fees forever (or until the corporation decides to make it unavailable) is especially funny after decades of "under communism you won't be able to own anything" propaganada.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
[politics but also reality] Here’s a thought experiment who has more of a brain right now Mitch “Call me Bernie” McConnell or “I got worms” RFK Jr?
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
clip.cafe/the-wicker-man-2006/whats…
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'What's in the bag? A shark or something?' | The Wicker Man Clip
Watch the clip 'What's in the bag? A shark or something?' from the movie The Wicker Man on Clip.Cafe. Edward Malus: [seeing some of the women holding a bloody bag] What's in the bag? A shark or something?
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
@plagued_lore @Chalkllate m.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ_yOsHYpQY
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Pup Mako, horny shark 🦈🦋 @pupmakopete.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I forget I can be such a gooner dog (Pic from 2023, but maybe it's due for an update...? 😏) #pupplay #gaypup #gooner
Old nude selfie of me, in my old hood and a green chest harness, wearing a blue cock ring. I'm sitting on my chair and flexing my arms, while I stick my tongue out.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
“I just REALLY like lens flare, OK?”
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Brennan Kenneth Brown 👻 BOO! @brennan.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Decided to make a dedicated page for this. stopomarchy.neocities.org
stopomarchy.neocities.org
STOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right Backers
Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
idk who made this, but my dad sent me this, and this is PEAK funny
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
it’s still nirvana being blasted at skate parks, just they’re covers now
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RubberBuns🔜MFF @rubberbuns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean... come on, they have the horn in front of the nose...
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Is there anything more sad than when someone is bumping their system, the song ends, and a spotify ad runs?
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Midnight Makers @midnightmakers.ca · 21/08/2026
Now that swing is just hypnotic 😵‍💫 NSFW warning for this video for a plush sheath and toy! We've been working on a few new patterns this year. Our most recent sheaths include weighted balls for more fun and natural movement!
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Synthwolf @synthwolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm waiting to pick up an order at this Lou Malnati's and why is everyone here just the absolute most annoying suburbanite? Oh yeah, Cubs fans
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
@BalooUriza Like all things in life, blame the Jonas Brothers
Screen capture of the tanker fire with a side story about the Jonas Brothers 'Burn Up' tour in the city.
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 18/08/2026
Oh i _can't imagine_ how bad that must be RE: social.coop/users/cryptix/statuses/…
social.coop
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
I like Alton Brown but even he can be insufferable. His "I'm gonna die on this anti-air-fryer" hill when its just a convection oven with a bucket. Or putting tallow on a cold ribeye, what?!?
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
I like this moniker much more than GenX or Millennial www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N0PUuVzPm0
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