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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

God damnit what is a neurospicy person to do when their special interest is 'governance'?

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Errrrrrrrmmm. Thames water sends account identifiers in plain text? Is that normal, techy friends?

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

RE: woof.group/@Buster/1170477403632471… I think this was one of my best toots ever and nobody saw it

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

I think there should be a day a year when you can change your email signoff to something a bit unhinged and it be socially acceptable. As a trade union worker I already have 'all the best' instead of 'kind regards' because I want to ruffle feathers when emailing senior managers. But I want […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

British declinism in 3 public obsessions: 1810: Byromania 1969: Beatlemania 2010: Cleggmania

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

@deathbybadger.bsky.social in a world where power is wrenched from democratic and free institutions and then wielded by psychotic 'line go up' obsessives without consent or concern for the survival of the species or the dignity of man, partaking in the simple and consensual transfer of power […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

When you're fisting a guy for the first time and he prolapses right in front of your salad

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

How Sunday morning is going w/ bonus feet pics

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

A strang realisation: I stood for election to my local council in 2014. I was the third candidate on the list for the Liberal democrats in a radical far left London borough, during the peak of the deeply unpopular coalition government. I got 748 votes which is over double what Laurence Fox got […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

The next shockwave in 3d printing isn't cheap home SLS or fancy multi tool hardware - it's error CORRECTION. Right now everyone is chasing the 'fancy hardware' game that BambuLabs arrival kickstarted. But when you're 33 hours and 930g of filament into a print and a random fluctuation causes the […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

As a younger man, I felt it important for a British Gentleman to be able to recite some work of Shakespeare - if only to be able to use it in response to some happening in such a way that causes everyone to stop and think 'what i the ever loving fuck is going on?' Anyway, I chose Calibans […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

Fuck this app design and any app design that moves things to try and get you to misclick. Especially when that misclick is unhealthy food. If you want to upsell me, fucking try and upsell me. Don't try and trick me. Ps pizza shown for example purposes only. Vegi […] [Original post on woof.group]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

I feel there needs to be a song and a ceremony to remember the great 16th February 2018- 'The Day KFC Ran Out Of Chicken' And maybe a memorial painting.

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

RE: famichiki.jp/@FlockOfCats/117130710… I HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO AN EYE WITNESS TESTIMONY AND I DONT LIKE IT

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

We're back at that stage of the internet cycle where it's easier to break the law than it is not to. It's easier (and safer and Frankly more reasonable) to activate a VPN than it is to age verify. It's easier (and more reasonable) to download a cracker for Windows activation than it is to […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026

I wonder what would happen if we redirected all of those people who think Jews control the world toward the people who really do: Kinky Liberal Democrat Freemasons.

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Transit, or because we're in South London it's known as a 'Solar White Van'

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026

People out there relitigating the 'is a Jaffa Cake a cake or a biscuit' thing again The root of the problem is that a Jaffa Cake is taxonomically a cake, but ideologically a biscuit.

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026

I just had a situation where a foldable potato masher had partially unfolded in the cutlery drawer, jamming it mostly closed. After some pointless rattling I stopped and gave thanks to the Goddess Anoia. The drawer opened without issue immediately after. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026

ELROND: "Strangers from distant lands, friends of old. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of a tube of mini M&Ms. The Cylinder stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fall." GIMLI: Then what are we waiting for? GIMLI RAISES HIS AXE AND […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026

Errrrrr really temu? Not striking you as a bit ‘Andrew Tate’?

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026

henlo yes i am in charge of this reclining you need to pay to lie down here. Two pats and a snacc please and thank you

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026

We found the river Cray and went walkies downstream.

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026

BREAKING: Britain vows to fight alongside Russia in Transnistria

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026

Halfords has an aura unlike any other retail experience. Like many Men of a Certain Age™️, I feel a childlike wonder at the thought of unexplored tools, but this is countered by a sense of disappointment and dread at knowing that if one wants to explore the forbidden tools, one will have to […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026

It has occured to me that my childhood musical education was all aiming towards teaching 'singalong songs that a gentleman could participate in when lashing drunk at the pub' such as 'Penny Lane' or 'My Bonnie' with my dear late father adding all the bits that schools missed out - usually songs […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

The great paradox of the moustache is that it either indicates somebody saying ‘ I am a Man and I love to suck dick‘ OR indicates somebody who is unspeakably evil. Sometimes, in very rare circumstances, it's both.

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

AMERICANS: "its pronounced 'erbs' because it's French and the French hold a silent H" ALSO AMERICANS: "note-a dame"

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

With all this neverending faff over Iran, I am reminded that my grandfather was the senior battlefield commander during the 'Anglo-Soviet invasion of Persia' in 1941. He was leading from the front and charged the enemy and they suddenly surrendered when faced with a crazed Major with a tank AND […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

Even the Daily fucking mail is enjoying this

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026

Since getting into miniature painting, advertising for 'combat nuns with heavy weapon squad' seems totally normal. My how the window has Overton'd

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026

My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast. Turns water into wine Floats on water Makes bread for 5000 people Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen! Jesus was a sourdough starter. Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' […]

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Dog Noise Generator @buster.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026

My quest for a phalto green bedroom has yielded an aggressive teal? So much for fancy fucking expensive paint. Back to the drawing board. Lesson learned: get testers

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