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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol:

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Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon). Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ icy.wyvern.rip/@volpeon, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 4m
Cutle #315: ✅ 49:51 ✅ (2026-10-04) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 10h
I usually sleep for about 8 hours. If I do 7, I (almost) fall asleep at my desk the next day. Last night I did 4, and I've been feeling perfectly normal except for a slight "tiredness pressure" (is there a word for this?) in my head.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 12h
smol dragon friend! ​:neofox_aww:​
A small dragon standing on a bed. Screenshot of the opening of the anime "Tensei shita Daiseijo wa, Seijo de Aru Koto wo Hitakakusu".
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 13h
> Plug in portable SSD > Shows up as 'unallocated space' > A few seconds later the partitions show up Holy fuck, that was scary ​:areonNNervous:​
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WildPowerHammer :nixOwOs: @wildpowerhammer.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Photo of fluffy red fox sleeping on pillow in bed with text: Sleep is for the weak. I'm the weak, good night
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 23h
Cutle #314: ✅ 49:51 ✅ (2026-10-03) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
okay, that's pretty good
Except from a Wikipedia article:
During the 2001 Microsoft antitrust case, the names MICROS~1 and MICROS~2 were humorously used to refer to the companies that might exist after a proposed split of Microsoft.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 02/10/2026
​:areonNFlat:​ <- full of pizza
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 02/10/2026
[people in the european commission talking negatively about matrix] the european commission rolled out an instance of "element pro" (also known as #matrix) and it is going as well as you'd expect > The Commission introduced Element Pro over the summer as a “sovereign back-up to Teams,” […]
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
bostondynamics.com/blog/robot-hands… uhh wow, there we go I guess, that's a robot hand that's better than an average human hand in terms of both dexterity and strength :dragon_sweats: #robotics #BostonDynamics
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 02/10/2026
The spam bot sure has balls ​:neofox_googly_woozy:​
It sent a "your account is suspicious" spam message to Gargron.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 02/10/2026
Cutle #313: ✅ 51:49 ✅ (2026-10-02) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
Bless KDE Connect
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
> Deutschlandticket wird wohl wieder teurer Ist schon ein Hohn, wenn nebenher der Tankrabatt läuft
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
> Trump renames AI to SI > Slovenia's .SI overtakes .AI How can you look at the market and not view it as a big unfunny joke?
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 29/09/2026
Cheese
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
I was about to sneeze, but the pain under my shoulder blade completely switched it off in an instant
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Feral Art Bot @feralbot.botsinbox.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
e926.net/posts/3591863 Source 1: www.furaffinity.net/view/49162704 Source 2: www.furaffinity.net/user/torakuta (Reference ID: 1401)
Art of an accipitrid by torakuta. Sourced from e926.net
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
I've never seen pill-shaped controls in a desktop application, and now I'm certain I never want that to be the case
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
The Firefox userChrome I use almost completely overrides the new Nova design, so that's nice ​:neofox_googly_woozy:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 01/10/2026
Cutle #312: ✅ 51:49 ✅ (2026-10-01) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
Me: _exists_ A muscle under my shoulder blade: "Oh no you didn't" Ouch ​:areonNFlat:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
NatLangLD Wherein you describe the relations in a natural language, and an LLM turns it into JSON-LD
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Sciurovulpes Ludens @lightspill.tailswish.industries.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Your application should not have a ‘consistent look across devices’, your application should be consistent _with the other applications on the device_.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
So does anything actually use YAML-LD?
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
There's a tree in our garden full of bees. They must've built a nest there. ​:neofox_aww:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
​:neofox_reject:​ Firefox Nova ​:neocat_approve:​ @nova
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
I can't wait for Servo to become usable as daily driver
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
> Notices that the Sword isekai continues > Checks cover art Is that fucking Ainz Ooal Gown from Overlord? ​:neofox_googly_blep:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 30/09/2026
Cutle #311: ✅ 49:51 ✅ (2026-09-30) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 29/09/2026
She didn't skip arm day
A photo of a group of women standing next to each other. One of them wears a shirt with a thick red line forming an arch, which matches the color of the woman's shirt next to her. It makes it look like she has a very long, wobbly arm.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 29/09/2026
Cheese
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 29/09/2026
Cutle #310: ✅ 49:51 ✅ (2026-09-29) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
As of 2026, centering in CSS remains unsolved
Screenshot of slack popup with poorly aligned buttons
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
Fristi about to spread his crocaganda ​:neofox_cool_fingerguns:​ RE: 56k.dile-up.nl/objects/3b60349c-d5f6-44d3-87a6-d367d820e4cf
56k.dile-up.nl
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
Broke the armrest of my desk chair while standing up ​:baa:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
​:areonNFlat:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
They might as well give AI products names like "Responsibility Remover 3000"
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
​:brdScreamHyper:​
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
immaculate timeline harmonization @kirakira
kira says: "girl whose music taste is impossible to fully explain when asked"
the selfcare bot says: "Put on some of your favorite music."
the simple sabotage field manual says: "Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned."
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
Cutle #309: ✅ 51:49 ✅ (2026-09-28) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAA MONDAY
Two red foxes yawning, but it looks like enthusiastic screaming
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Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️🍳 @gildilinie.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
btw this is what we're all arguing over. this is what vibe coders are defending to the death. this is what financiers are investing in. this is what we're dumping every carbon atom available into the air for. this is what we're doubling electricity prices for […] [Original post on beige.party]
me: link it

claude: I don't have the ability to search the internet or provide direct links to memes in real time. But I can point you to where you'd likely find it:

[irrelevant stuff]

me: wdym you don't have the ability to search the internet?

claude: You're right, I do have web search! Let me look that up.
Searched the web
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 27/09/2026
I hate overlay controls in image viewers. I'm trying to look at an artist signature in the corner, but the stupid zoom controls are in the way and take a while to fade away.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 26/09/2026
Behold the cat
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 27/09/2026
Cutle #308: ✅ 51:49 ✅ (2026-09-27) - pfiffel.com/cutle
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 26/09/2026
I can think of few things less surprising than dansup turning to AI ​:neofox_googly_woozy:​
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 26/09/2026
Behold the cat
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