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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22h
Brian as a sim
The text
"Don't call me handsome if you ain't gon hand me some Totinos pizza rolls"

(Sold my soul for pizza rolls)
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
He is ADDED. isthisyiff.net/challenge/AF90709B-F…
isthisyiff.net
Is This Yiff?!
A guessing game using artwork from e621.net
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
WTF are hyperscalers gonna do when they got a bil bucks in bad chips cause they're using nvidia? I've had three different "bad runs" of their chips.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
I like signal cause i can just delete the horrible AI pictures after the 1000x time of telling someone not to send them.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Remember your vote, at minimum, cancels out your crazy uncle's.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
If Uline is really so homophobic, why did they select such a fuckable mascot?
A muscly boy with a very "ride me" mustache in a Uline shirt
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
[lewd food] Sundays are for frotting and cinnamon rolls.
from scratch cinnamon rolls in a pan
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Autocorrect is so bad in iOS 27, I had to turn it off entirely. Watching each version get worse and worse has been frustrating and hilarious at the same time.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
80s cover band: Dexatrims Midnight Runners
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Spud @spud.mastodon.is-hardly.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Today is the only day I can post this
A screenshot of an Instagram story from buckaroniiii in which he's handing the viewer a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese with "2" "6" birthday candles
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 24/09/2026
People keep saying "homophobia isnt a phobia im not scared of gay people" ... and then are so terrified of being gay they dont wash their ass or hug their friends or get a prostate exam or enjoy life whatsoever
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I miss Jane Goodall.
"I have body slammed countless chimps. It's the only way to make them respect you. "
-Jane Goodall
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𓃶 Bighank 𓃶 🔜 FurJAM @bighank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bearcat fancam? #mascotmonday
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
RE: mamot.fr/@Khrys/117304507067488438 Inside you there are two brains.
mamot.fr
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 21/09/2026
Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
Photo of a an Odeon cinema VIP bed for 2 people. Right next to it is a single small seat.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
MCP is really a great name for it cause it was the baddie in tron that was a huge douche bag and turned out to be smoke and mirrors around stuff we already had and it just stole.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Subscription-model capitalism where you own nothing and just pay monthly fees forever (or until the corporation decides to make it unavailable) is especially funny after decades of "under communism you won't be able to own anything" propaganada.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
[politics but also reality] Here’s a thought experiment who has more of a brain right now Mitch “Call me Bernie” McConnell or “I got worms” RFK Jr?
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
clip.cafe/the-wicker-man-2006/whats…
clip.cafe
'What's in the bag? A shark or something?' | The Wicker Man Clip
Watch the clip 'What's in the bag? A shark or something?' from the movie The Wicker Man on Clip.Cafe. Edward Malus: [seeing some of the women holding a bloody bag] What's in the bag? A shark or something?
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Pup Mako, horny shark 🦈🦋 @pupmakopete.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I forget I can be such a gooner dog (Pic from 2023, but maybe it's due for an update...? 😏) #pupplay #gaypup #gooner
Old nude selfie of me, in my old hood and a green chest harness, wearing a blue cock ring. I'm sitting on my chair and flexing my arms, while I stick my tongue out.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
“I just REALLY like lens flare, OK?”
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Brennan Kenneth Brown 👻 BOO! @brennan.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Decided to make a dedicated page for this. stopomarchy.neocities.org
stopomarchy.neocities.org
STOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right Backers
Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.
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Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
idk who made this, but my dad sent me this, and this is PEAK funny
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
it’s still nirvana being blasted at skate parks, just they’re covers now
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RubberBuns🔜MFF @rubberbuns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean... come on, they have the horn in front of the nose...
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Is there anything more sad than when someone is bumping their system, the song ends, and a spotify ad runs?
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Midnight Makers @midnightmakers.ca · 21/08/2026
Now that swing is just hypnotic 😵‍💫 NSFW warning for this video for a plush sheath and toy! We've been working on a few new patterns this year. Our most recent sheaths include weighted balls for more fun and natural movement!
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Synthwolf @synthwolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm waiting to pick up an order at this Lou Malnati's and why is everyone here just the absolute most annoying suburbanite? Oh yeah, Cubs fans
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 18/08/2026
Oh i _can't imagine_ how bad that must be RE: social.coop/users/cryptix/statuses/…
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
I like Alton Brown but even he can be insufferable. His "I'm gonna die on this anti-air-fryer" hill when its just a convection oven with a bucket. Or putting tallow on a cold ribeye, what?!?
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdvmF30EEWk
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Vast Country Hypnosis @vasthypno.mastodon.hypnoguys.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Hurricane 🌀 Lala threatens to make landfall on southern tip of big island of #Hawaii www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-16/hurr…
abc.net.au
Hurricane Lala threatens to make landfall on Hawaii's Big Island
Residents on Hawaii's Big Island brace for a first possible direct hit from a hurricane in 155 years.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
RE: rect.al/@YiffyToys/1170874112818867… Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall of that tribunal hearing.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIwrKZdH-o
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 11/08/2026
science needs to study bottom keysmashes as a source of entropy
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
[comment on big balls] I ❤️Big Balls.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
It was impractical and unpleasant.
Before the toothbrush was invented, people cleaned their teeth with toothcombs.
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RubberBuns🔜MFF @rubberbuns.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
-"20 more smooches, loser!!" -"SIR YES SIR!!" Leave it to the guardians to turn a goon into a MAN!
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
TFW you got something in your sock that stabs your foot, you take off the sock and find nothing. Then you put it back on, only for it to stab you again immediately in the same spot with your next step.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
i’m gonna go back to 35mm cause at least i know what i’m looking at is real. Sorry if my dick pics take a few days longer to come back from the Fotomat.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
love the ‘stache m.youtube.com/watch?v=QUgFqvzyBTM
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
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Photography of the windows of a bus, the sentence “in emergency break glass” is written on it, as some of the letters are damaged, the sentence look like “in emergency eat ass”
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
[nsfw nudity irlnudes] someone on bsky said there wasn’t enough hog today so it’s my mission to fix that. My upsized bull master clone finished up printing late yesterday and it’s amazing.
balls!balls from belowfresh out of my new bullmaster clone v2 3.5 inch. pumped and leaky hard cock in handpumped junk from the side
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Havok ➡️ FE maybe @meiookami.bark.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
[Nsfw, dicks, butts, and cum.] Got some "cheap" frames for some prints, and a boyfriend spent the morning putting them up above the bed. They look so good :3 and it's nice to have them up finally. Just been sitting on a shelf since the various conversations we bought them at.
Front view of 12 framed gay furry porn prints. Over top a shelf abobe a bed with a werewolf body pillow that is also nsfw.Another angle with less glass glare and the body pillow flipped over.
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
RE: ohai.social/@redsad/117049925450749… As someone at 14 who got a cease and desist letter from Roy Orbison’s widow, my napster account banned, and my IP blocked for downloading Pretty Woman for my mom, fuck them all. like all ai tech bros can straight up lick my fucking nuts
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Midnight Makers @midnightmakers.ca · 05/08/2026
Leadpaw's head is complete! 🐺 t.me/MidnightMkrs
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
I know the lyric is “I’m gonna voodoo-u” but damn if i don’t hear “im gonna fart on you” no matter what i do. And in getting the link to the song i see the top comment is my vindication. youtu.be/F9qudgv49LY?si=vZGPGejFsy7…
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Poki @poki.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
i’m not an engineer but I always laughed at how dinky Tesla’s suspension looked for having such a heavy blob on top of it. I guess it’s a well founded observation. www.reuters.com/sustainability/us-a…
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