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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h

Norse mythology stole the idea for Thor from Marvel.

Thor, the smallest of the Norse Gods, enjoyed being carried around in Odin's pocket.

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Eat, Drink, and be Scary" Felt Banner. I think it is offensive to call skeletons scary. This one is just trying to host a nice dinner party. Maybe he thinks humans are scary. I'd argue that skin is creepier than bones. collabs.shop/vsylud

A Halloween-themed pennant banner with a black center on an off-white background. The text reads "EAT, DRINK, &" at the top and "BE SCARY!" at the bottom. In the middle, a skeleton sits at a laden table with pumpkins, candles, and food, holding a glass. An orange bat is illustrated below the bottom text.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

One way streets always run from north to south.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 19h

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

Headline that reads "Shiba Inu gets stuck in a bush, pretends that everything is ok" with a picture of the Shiba smiling while stuck in a bush.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h

With the midterms coming up, I can't wait to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bloody Leopard Pin. Surely, the leopards won't eat my face. collabs.shop/vlydbl

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Smoking Flytrap Blanket. Smoking after sex is alright, but have you ever smoked a cigarette after eating a fly? It is euphoric. collabs.shop/seappg

Woven blanket featuring an impressionistic painting of a potted Venus flytrap on a wooden table, with one trap holding a lit cigarette trailing smoke upwards, surrounded by other potted plants and a textured background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Salmon are just trout that swim upstream.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

That makes sense.

NASA stands for National Alien Space Agency.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Rainbow Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. collabs.shop/cjw8ak

An enamel pin featuring a pastel rainbow arching over white clouds, with a pink banner in front reading "IT GETS WORSE" in white capital letters.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

That blows my mind.

Fiona Apple has never eaten an actual apple.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026

I have a few uncles named Rasputin.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

New York City's subway is powered by the millions of rats running underneath the rails.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this IPA Shirt. Not too brag, but I have an IPA every day. Sometimes I'll even have a few in a single day. collabs.shop/pacwef

A dark t-shirt featuring a graphic of a skeleton holding a beer, with the text "I'm Having An... IPA Intense Panic Attack".

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026

And the u is invisible.

Every M in Matthew McConaghey is silent.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026

I love astronomy.

If you were born between May and December you are an Aquarius.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Locally Hated Pin. With social media, it's all too easy to be hated globally. Now being hated locally, that's an art form. It takes honest, despicable work to make everyone in a five mile radius despise you. collabs.shop/e80him

An enamel pin shaped like a brown sidewalk cafe sign with gold trim. The text on the sign reads "LOCALLY HATED," with a small coffee cup and croissant illustration below.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026

Wow, that's way heavier than I would have guessed.

A regulation soccer ball weighs 82 pounds.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener. Just think how cool you'd feel saying "Need a hand?" before opening someone's bottle with this. You'd be the most popular guy around. If only you owned one earlier, perhaps your wife wouldn't have left you. collabs.shop/umsygn

A black, skeletal hand bottle opener removing a gold bottle cap from a beer bottle.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

NBC sitcom Parks and
Recreation was a Sons
of Anarchy Spinoff
show.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "You're Never Alone, There's Always Ghosts" Pin. Remember this when you're feeling lonely. When you're getting dressed. Getting undressed. Going to the bathroom. No matter how private the moment, ghosts are watching. collabs.shop/bfxhky

A round enamel pin featuring two white cartoon ghosts on a dark blue background with gold trim. The text "YOU'RE NEVER ALONE" arches across the top, and "THERE'S ALWAYS GHOSTS" arches across the bottom.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026

I need to try this.

Keanu Reeves claims that
he has aged so gracefully
because he refuses to
acknowledge his birthday
every year.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

HP printers are programmed to self-destruct if you go 24 hours without purchasing more HP ink cartridges.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Dark Tower Blanket. If there was an evil demon king in a dark tower who was raising an undead army to spread darkness across the land, Trump would strongly support him and half the nation would say "Well actually both sides […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

A woven throw blanket featuring a dark, medieval castle surrounded by an army under a stormy sky.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Hostile Frog Pin. Remember folks, never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring a frog holding a knife instead. That's way more deadly. collabs.shop/uoji4y

An enamel pin of a green frog holding a small dagger against a white background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the right tools to do so.

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