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Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is what I imagine when people mention Thomas Pynchon
Pinchy the lobster from The Simpsons
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
never lose sight of your true self
fabulous brunette chihuahua, dressed in white outfit with matching purse looking into mirror
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Time for that old Marie Curie music
Tweet from Eileen Mary O'Connell (@i_Lean) ftom 1 September 2020:

Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained "It's pronounced Mariah Carey"
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
One thing about adult life is that making same-day plans becomes quite difficult. And not necessarily because you’re super busy or anything, but because maybe you’ve already taken a chicken breast out of the freezer and, well, your fate has now been sealed along with that of the chicken breast.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You shouldn't be allowed to have bad dreams. What are you doing, brain? This is our sanctuary. This is where we met John Cena that one time.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m just a girl standing in front of a guillotine watching a detached head roll around and thinking: I thought this thing was for cheese
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Therapist: It's all in your head. Me: Yeah, unfortunately I am also in there.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Feed me
Oil painting of a black cat sitting over a skeleton on a bed with blue covers. The cat is meowing.
(Artwork: @danielarthury on Insta)
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Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have been laughing at this all day.
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