Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Internet is a sentient creature that gets horny from your anger and every time you get mad, it cums. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Székely desperately need a third celebrity that doesn’t do sex crimes 000
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Floresderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style. 1313350275
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Love the look on the whale’s face is like “Eh, it’s a living” 000
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Floresalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is not a shitpost!! this is REAL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Tucken.wikipedia.orgDick Tuck - Wikipedia 5695
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 05/10/2026People think Dracula is about uptight Victorians vs. a cool, sexy polycule but it’s actually about an ethical polycule vs. an unethical polycule. 010
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresDarren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Picked up Star Wars: Zero Company 3353
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shout out to Dracula this season for taking the heat off off his fellow other Hungarian celebrity/ sexual assaulter Louis C.K. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 03/10/2026James Gunn showing his appreciation for Skydance today. 020
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb. 191267313
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There is something very V.C. Andrews about the work of Yukio Mishima 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Chicagoans are such an unserious people gatekeeping hotdogs. Why don’t you just tell people how to eat their dino nuggets while you’re at it? Got any opinions about what sauces are verboten with tater tots? 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To me, the funniest way to discuss The Rocky Horror Picture Show is as actual science fiction with lore and minutiae and treating the characters as aliens with their own culture. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wait… It Ends is not a sequel to It Follows? 010
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought Hugo Weaving in the Matrix was trying to sound like a robot. Until Slow Horses, I didn’t realize that’s what he thinks Americans sound like. 020
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The world’s reaction to Argentina threatening the Falklands againstatic.klipy.comCaptain Picard: Too Busy for NonsenseAlt: Captain Picard: Too Busy for Nonsense 100
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798681569
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Strange Warner Bros. is in such a dire financial situation when they have this much business savvy. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shawn Mendes seems to believe Latinos are the “Got Any Grapes?” Duck. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If Game of Thrones was real no one would give a shit about the dragons or who sat on the Iron Throne and the main point of contention would be who took over the Twins when the Freys got wiped out. 000
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Floreseminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA 17287171350
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Flores@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think this was ultimately the right move. 04488397
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026White House announces U.S. Forces have completely destroyed Tomato Town 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Actor’s Studio should sue Jared Leto for making everyone who has ever used The Method look like the worst asshole in the Universe while simultaneously not actually using The Method. 010
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens 22357813
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A confluence of words designed to repel the maximum amount of audience 100
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Had no idea in the intervening years since seeing him on G4 this guy has become a “culture warrior” aka a whiny baby crying about dicks 000
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We’re not changing it. 17526226011512
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watching the making of Jaws and Steven Spielberg is one of the only directors I’ve ever seen willing to admit the producer had a good idea that was used in the film. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hoult realizing he has scheduling conflicts 0142
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Magneto is a Sovereign Citizen and he only made up that “Homo Superior” thing to avoid paying taxes. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Calling it now, Kelly MacDonald is playing Batman in the DCEU 010
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresArt Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Lindehof just can’t help himself, he has to keep poking at poor ol’ Alan Moore 3487
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Why does it feel like there is no air in the air outside? 000
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresJacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC 231733442
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1100285976340
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” FloresYakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Total waste of money. They could pay a bunch of DSA factions 10K each to shit post against one another and get more results. 321784213
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you keep buying books and never read them, books are no different than Funko Pops to you. 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Inside The Dark Knight (2008) is a silly comedy of manners about a guy trying to marry his girlfriend but her obscenely wealthy ex-boyfriend keeps inserting himself into their lives to “help” 000
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Being read to filth by my general practitioner 000
Reposted by Cruz “BLEH” Floresalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026roses are red, violets come in blues, out of his penis, here comes the 1724333
Cruz “BLEH” Flores @cruzflores.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Iran War seems like a boxing match where the opponents step into the ring and both start furiously punching their own faces. 000
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