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Paul

@pmjd.bsky.social
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Very bad at writing about myself. Science, Sci-fi, the odd and unusual, environment, new tech, and dancing.

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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 2h
It’s been a while since I had a proper Brexit rant. Then GB News’s US Political Editor declared Britain “is not a European country”, completely rewriting reality, and my restraint promptly left the fucking building. How many excuses do Brexit’s champions get before they answer for the mess?
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The Brexit Multiverse of Madness
What happens when reality refuses to cooperate? Simple - you just rewrite it wholesale.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and he went on to became an Oscar-winning screenwriter.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At what point does ‘the masked men on the street have legitimate concerns’ and ‘Just Stop Oil/Palestine Action are terrorists’ become two tier policing?
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Did Kent Police ignore Dover blockade 999 call? We can reveal the story that undermines the public statement of Kent Police. 🧵
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Green is a mission @greenisamission.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
1,277,500 sunrises, 1,277,500 sunsets experienced. The oldest olive tree in the world is on the island of Crete, about 3500 years old. 💚☘️🌿🌱🌲🌳🍀💚
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/09/2026
Seriously, they just told Grok to make the imperial officer uniforms from Star Wars but “more Hitlery.”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Navy
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is very much my magnum opus, represents days and days of traumatic work, includes clips which, I promise, you're not aware of, and one astounding moment of actual far right fake news being created - live! So, what I'm saying is, you better listen, share, and shower me with furs and jewellery.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A much-needed break from anything serious. 🥰
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Sam🏳️‍🌈🌊🏳️‍⚧️ @separker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Too funny! #USDemocracy
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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight?
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Quiet Riot @quietriotpod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🏜️ NEW EPISODE: No Drought About It Join us to discuss: 🌽 - the impact on farming 🇪🇺 - trading our way to food security? 🫰 - food inflation and shortages 🥵 - changing national food habits And much, much more! KFP anyone? 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/0gRF... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...
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No Drought About It
Podcast Episode · Quiet Riot · 13 August · 1hr 3min
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DrMaxPolitics @drmaxpolitics.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hi, I'm being made redundant by the University of Southampton at the end of this month. I'm desperately looking for work. I'll consider all offers but have particular skills in policy, strategy and research. I also have a consultancy service I offer. Please let me know if you hear of anything
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Please sign this UK government petition to compel AI companies to reveal whose books they used to train their data petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
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Petition: Protect creators' rights: require AI firms to disclose training data
We ask the Government to introduce a statutory duty requiring AI developers to disclose the copyrighted works used to train generative AI in enough detail for creators to identify use of their work, e...
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
WHAT A LINE UP! Quiet Riot, Lincoln Project, and Byline Times! I'm sort of annoyed not to be able just to watch. BOOK!
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In politics, we’re torn between ideals and practicalities, aspirations and realities, the world as we want it, and as we find it But one day a manifesto comes along that reconciles both in every pledge. A rare moment of clarity and hope
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JBGarrity Photography @joegarrity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I took a macro shot of a sea urchin on a night dive. My camera's strobe fired, illuminating its spines, which are made of crystalline calcite, causing them to glow. #marinelifephotography #marinelife #wildlifephotography #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #eastcoastkin #photography
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James Bailey @drjamesbailey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hello, I’ve an event for my Muriel Spark biography next Weds (15th) at Waterstones Liverpool. We’ve sold barely any tickets, however, and it might be cancelled as a result. Please get a ticket if you’re nearby - it’ll be a lot of fun, and I’ll bring badges! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/waterstone...
A picture of me, accompanied by the text: JAMES BAILEY
IN CONVERSATION WITH JESS WHITE AT WATERSTONES LIVERPOOL
WEDNESDAY 15 JULY 6.30PM
The Nine Lives of Muriel Spork
5 cat-shaped badges, with text reading Muriel Spark Fan Club, pinned to a shirt
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hit a financial bump so am selling Dramatic Capture Thundercracker and Skywarp. Shares greatly appreciated. ebay.io/m/3utcqT
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Climate Action Now @climateactapp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A ship full of solar panels only has to make the trip once. It arrives, gets installed, and generates electricity for the next 20 years. A ship full of liquefied natural gas? It has to make the trip EVERY YEAR to generate the same amount of electricity over those 20 years. The choice is clear.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23
Telegraph headiline:

"Heatwave hysterics wouldn't have lasted a day in 1976", overlaid with a bold “MONK DEBUNKED” stamp.
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Quiet Riot @quietriotpod.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
SPECIAL EPISODE: From Brexit 🇪🇺 to Burnham 🌹 What Brexit unleashed & what comes next. On a BIG day in politics, Naomi & Alex chat to @mrjamesob.bsky.social about Starmer's departure & the 10th anniversary of that referendum. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/54YY... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...
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From Brexit to Burnham, with James O'Brien
Podcast Episode · Quiet Riot · 23 June · 1hr 20min
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John Hays @hsipi1.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Paula Surridge @psurridge.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Intentional pun?
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 04/06/2026
Your periodic reminder that if you are insisting that people give you what you are asking for in order to appease a mob, it’s your mob.
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Jobbo @jobbo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Found your art on the wall of the Old Cock Inn tonight. Lovely!
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Paul @pmjd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If you took a drink for every time Tony Blair mentioned AI during his @thenewsagents.co.uk interview…
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I love this.
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BIG D GRANDROYAL @bigdgrandroyal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 26/04/2026
If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Bold illustrated wall art, greeting cards and homewares designed in Manchester. Inspired by architecture, music and mid century design. Made in the UK.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 03/05/2026
We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Billionaire in a Midlife Crisis’.
Billionaire in a Midlife Crisis
 
He’s swapped designer jeans and flashy cars
For designer spacesuits and trips to Mars
Where he watches Earth turn on its axis
With its stupid people paying taxes
He’s indulging all his whims and vices
He’s a billionaire in a midlife crisis
 
He’s got plans to end world poverty
Once his new hair’s lost its novelty
He’s dropping rap tracks and dissing pronouns
His kids have names they cannot pronounce
He’s choosing who his next young wife is
He’s a billionaire in a midlife crisis
 
He’s an outspoken champion of free speech
With a mute button in easy reach
He’s building an army of online abusers
More spambots equals more X-users
Cause he’s been left too long to his own devices
If truth be told, he’s not the nicest 
I hope he comes down with gastroenteritis 
He’s a billionaire in a midlife crisis
 

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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Damian Haywood @damohaywood.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Bunch of fucking amateurs"
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Nick Reeves #FBPE #NAFO @nickreeves.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Please repost if you agree that the BBC has been undermining democracy and enabling foreign interference in our politics by promoting and protecting Farage.
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"The image clearly depicts me as a simple vendor of seafood sandwiches"
Not Jesus, obviously, just some bloke selling loaves and fishes
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Christopher Pittard @christopherpittard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Flyer of Dorian Gray.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
publication day of paperback of Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal is 30th April - I have Margate Bookshop as event for that night but no hint of the event’s existence - I’m still presuming it’s going ahead but seems very late for publicity etc so may be no one there www.themargatebookshop.com
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 11/04/2026
Largely ignored by the world’s media, Scotland’s astronauts have returned safely too
An Apollo space capsule descending to splashdown, under three red-and-white striped parachutes. One parachute has been replaced with a Tunnocks teacake, for comedic purposes.
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