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@plutosrose.bsky.social
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30s | she/her | minors DNI | dueling PhD | aspiring gym bro | multifandom garbage bin | fanfic writer

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No one’s calling it Lake America. “Lake America” is what you name a summer camp for soft children who say, “Don’t you know who my father is?” after a t-ball stand strikes them out
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Why do all the cars behind me on the parkway look like they're accusing me of something
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Élika Ortega @elikaortega.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Early morning lilac and phlox. Scents.
Lilac, green shrubbery around themBig chunk of pink-light purple phlox
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Of course driver behind me. I am not going slower than the speed limit because there's an obstacle in front of me. I am specifically going slower because I Hate You
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/04/2026
You couldn't torture this out of me.
A screenshot of a nested social media thread.
​At the top, Timothy Sylvia (@timothymsylvia) writes: "One would think a Harvard Law School clinical instructor would be able to recognize sarcasm."
​This post quote-reposts Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net), who writes: "This is legit psycho shit."
​Alejandra's post itself is a quote-repost of an interaction between two users. First, Curious Entity (@curiousentity1) writes: '"Harvard Law School clinical instructor and trans activist"....LMAO..You add this every time'. Below that, Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) replies: "I have a keyboard shortcut."
​At the bottom of the image, replying directly to Timothy Sylvia's top post, Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) adds: "No, I literally do have a keyboard shortcut. I’m not about to type that out every time."
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.
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danny 🔜 NYCC AA B-39 @danny8bit.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
please go watch this movie. it’s amazing
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who is "someone more closely aligned with our needs" and why are they getting hired to do every job I apply for
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
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Arlowa🦌 Comms open! @arlowa.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A New Day 🌟 Commission of Rei Todoroki ❤️ #ArlowArts #BNHA #Commission
Painting of Rei, sitting on her bed, looking out the window. It's bright outside. There's framed photos behind her of her family and and paintings she's done. There's vases with flowers on a desk in the foreground
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Having my BRAT winter (my brother-in-law gave me a stomach bug)
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2026
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs." Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal opinion article titled “A Guaranteed Income Won’t Stop People From Wanting to Work,” by Abhijit V. Banerjee and Esther Duflo. A subheading says evidence from programs around the world suggests basic income does not make recipients lazier. Below the headline is a photo of several women sitting outdoors at a table working.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/01/2026
it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
it's 1982, Eddie has gotten his hands on Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast. He's blasting the record when Wayne comes home, and braces himself for Wayne to get mad at him. And Wayne just goes quiet boy. do you want some hot dogs.
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
pretend it's friday
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Jayce @jayceb.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
WOE TO YOU, OH EARTH AND SEA FOR THE DEVIL SENDS THE BEAST WITH WRATH BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE TIME IS SHORT LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST FOR IT IS A HUMAN NUMBER ITS NUMBER IS SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX
Dr. Ian Kelson and Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal close and clasping against the lit up Bone Temple The Bone Temple’s central pillar ignited in flame  Dr. Kelson exploding Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal laughing manically in darkness 

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026), Nia DaCosta
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Sara Koopman @spaceforpeace.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
STRIKE! huge props to the people of Minnesota. Let's all amplify their voices today!
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Finch @finchfaes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
:3 #dabihawks
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New York Sirens @newyorksirens.com · 18/01/2026
Capital city. Capital W.
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Bravely...I don't think companies have to tell me I didn't get the job when they didn't even bother interviewing me. Like girl I don't even remember you why are you telling me to fuck off
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Nobel Please Prize
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
just posted "I want a job" on LinkedIn... and now we wait...
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Wait lmao. This is from 2022. The Duffers don't know what state their show is set in????
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Can I be annoying for a second? Whenever I see someone in the wild throwing around "unemployed" like an insult I get the impression they're like...12
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Okay but like. Shows don't just kill characters off for shock value (usually). It's for the emotional impact and story progression. There's no point to letting characters just randomly hang out if they have nothing to do (I'm looking at you Hopper, your ass should have been grass in S3)
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
Normal Rockwell I believe man
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I had the flu and I don't remember the show I spent nine years working on
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2026
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-…
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#ST5 - I promise I'll stop at some point but does anyone else remember when the Duffers said that season 5 would connect to Evil Dead Rise? Which ofc sparked theories about possession, etc And the link just ended up being that Holly Wheeler's actress was also in it
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#ST5 - not for nothing but if you did this in a writing workshop you'd get your ass handed to you. Not everything means something in real life. But in a story, the details you include should all be integral to the plot or characters in some way.
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#ST5 Okay this would work if Eleven was from the Upside Down. But she's a human girl. From Planet Earth. She couldn't have just lost her powers for good?
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Instead of watching the #ST5 finale I made rum pecan ice cream
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
1) Duffers & co. aren't good enough writers to develop characters in large ensemble casts 2) They make creative choices that have nothing to do with anything. Ex. Eddie's outburst about Iron Maiden & "Eddie Lives" on the album that came out that year. 3) No idea if they want the story to be about
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Yunika 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🎐 @yunikaa.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Illustration of Terra Branford by Yasuhiro Nishikawa.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Thinking pluribus is bad is a low frequency belief. if anyone is hoping to get on a higher frequency they should enjoy pluribus
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Stranger Things season 6
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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I have too many hot takes for someone who isn't going to watch Season 5 of Stranger Things
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
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EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
Idiot Books store
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
ok next year we’re defeating christmas
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/12/2025
A Vague-trarian take
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
*political youtuber voice* They are telling us we have to sit down on the toilet just to fart
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Dan Hirschman @asociologist.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
That time of year again!

Sarah Lazarus
@sarahclazarus
no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve
8:53 PM • Dec 15, 2021
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My adorable five year old niece calls it "Cake Pop Demon Hunters."
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Melissa Martin @doubleemmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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