Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeAlex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released. 7437601251
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs. 2468170303848
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews. 391309747712
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15223964816055
PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Republicans eat chicken wings with ranch dressing 010
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware. 919230554603
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeRep. Debbie Dingell @debbiedingell.house.gov · 25/08/2026Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes. 1573809822
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMePat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There is a term for what Trump is doing to America: It’s called RAPE—a concept Trump is vey familiar with He grabs without consent, takes what he wants, ignores laws and norms, accepts no responsibility for his actions and, like most rapists, is getting away with it Trump is raping America 53902351
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeCollins Watch @collinswatch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Susan Collins pulls into town in a bus full of her supporters; then they all get off the bus; and then she addresses the folks who were on the bus with her as if they were regular Mainers; and legacy media covers this, pretending it isn't deeply bizarre. (Notice the guys with cameras.) #MEpolitics 759101754009
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeWild West🦬 @jb360.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Releases #Epstein files #VoteBlue 🟦to restore justice for all✊🏽🗽🇺🇸 @repstansbury.bsky.social 042
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeJessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Something telling: Blanche said the DOJ is working so the "Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state"—making clear they never saw Dobbs as giving abortion 'back to the states', but a tool to ban abortion nationwide 723582
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/08/2026You could grow a spine and do your damn jobs. 781154043523
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it 57139393715
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Call Sen. Mitch McConnell's office today and demand he appear on camera – conscious, alert and oriented x 4, and answer questions on camera. If he won't or can't, demand his resignation. 202-224-2541 (DC) 859-224-8286 (Lexington, KY) 606-864-2026 (London, KY) 502-582-6304 (Louisville, KY) 34968508
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMePhilip Bump @pbump.com · 17/07/2026Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children. 312172181966
PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Is “sudden illness” a euphemism for “fell out a window”? #LindseyGraham 100
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"don't you know who I play golf with?" #NorEng 1084060699
PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Kentucky Governor should appoint a new Senator and Mitch can argue about it if he’s able 000
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeRESIST | FIGHT™ @resistfight.com · 06/07/2026This is the ICE agent who shot the protester in the abdomen Repost- Make his day 23544
PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Yikes, USMNT not looking too good out of the gate 000
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMealexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026ICE shoots protester in stomach with "less than lethal" bullets—had to be rushed to hospital. Agent leans out of moving car to shoot with one hand—while driving with other. Threads banned me for showing these videos, but you can help my work here: buymeacoffee.com/alexjungle 106882728
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/07/2026RESPECT Every politician should be doing this. Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t. 732267906578
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeBen Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall. 217108911398
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeandré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS 464863969
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeEric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The DNC really should use Mamdani as a consultant for policy and messaging. 24611
PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It’s apparent that the MAGA strategy is just spout any self serving lie you want, it will be parroted by MSM with little pushback, and a segment of the population will swallow it. It works incredibly well and until there’s actual resistance they’ll do it no matter how far fetched it is. 020
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeKateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂 26291423207
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I like presidents that, when they say “unconditional surrender”, they mean the other country 1024466898
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Elias: The fact that the New York Times thinks there’s a middle ground here… Here’s my message: I don’t compromise with Republicans because there is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist, and they are trying to burn down democracy. 12158171669
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeMichael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 15/05/2026If you shop at Hobby Lobby, your money is going to end civil rights for LGBT people. Everyone can do what they want with their money, but don't call yourself an ally. 30206106
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/06/2026A trillionaire isn’t a success story. it’s a policy failure. 14276781912
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133989736
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMekate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight 830152982743
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, all of us.” This 1940s film warning against bigotry and fascism is more relevant now than ever. 7928671181
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeMark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The only thing disappearing faster than our freedoms are the performers at Freedom 250 722250
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMePBS News @pbsnews.org · 30/05/2026Have you taken GLP-1s for something other than weight loss? We want to hear from you: bit.ly/4u7Us7H 1125
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Our government has become so corrupt that there's nobody left to investigate the corruption 23363581402
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in. 418164644188
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeDr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power are cartoonists. 7435541138
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals 46102232360
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeJeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/04/2026friends, do you suffer from the heartbreak of fuckbrainoligarchosis? that's when you have so much money, you imagine you're an expert in everything. I explain it all in today's post, along with Mamadani's new luxury tax in NYC. thank you for your attention to this here link: bit.ly/4sHMZvx 4672126
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026It's reverse Robin Hood. 19354722699
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeMyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 13/04/2026Cute miscommunication 😻 Cat headbutt: Love Goat headbutt: Play 103177502
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeCaio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Baby, wake up, new Iran Lego AI video just dropped 47755245
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeTrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 08/04/2026We’ve gotten over 100+ new followers for @jenjordanga.bsky.social today. Her race to flip a Georgia State Supreme Court seat is a little over one month away, and we need to help her spread the word. Let’s see how high we can get her follower count. Please give Jen a follow. 25124
Reposted by PleaseImprisonMeMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!” IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?” TRUMP: “Deal.” FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!” 18074681765
PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Someone who believes they have the singular right to end an entire civilisation should be removed from office TODAY, not after the bombs have dropped. Unbelievable every sane member of Congress is not shouting this from the rooftops. WAKE UP!!!! 000