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Increasing wealth disparity is killing this country. Don’t trust someone without a pet. Blue all the way

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Republicans eat chicken wings with ranch dressing
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Rep. Debbie Dingell @debbiedingell.house.gov · 25/08/2026
Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is a term for what Trump is doing to America: It’s called RAPE—a concept Trump is vey familiar with He grabs without consent, takes what he wants, ignores laws and norms, accepts no responsibility for his actions and, like most rapists, is getting away with it Trump is raping America
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Collins Watch @collinswatch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Susan Collins pulls into town in a bus full of her supporters; then they all get off the bus; and then she addresses the folks who were on the bus with her as if they were regular Mainers; and legacy media covers this, pretending it isn't deeply bizarre. (Notice the guys with cameras.) #MEpolitics
Susan Collins campaign photo.
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Wild West🦬 @jb360.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Releases #Epstein files #VoteBlue 🟦to restore justice for all✊🏽🗽🇺🇸 @repstansbury.bsky.social
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Something telling: Blanche said the DOJ is working so the "Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state"—making clear they never saw Dobbs as giving abortion 'back to the states', but a tool to ban abortion nationwide
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 04/08/2026
You could grow a spine and do your damn jobs.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Call Sen. Mitch McConnell's office today and demand he appear on camera – conscious, alert and oriented x 4, and answer questions on camera. If he won't or can't, demand his resignation. 202-224-2541 (DC) 859-224-8286 (Lexington, KY) 606-864-2026 (London, KY) 502-582-6304 (Louisville, KY)
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/07/2026
Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is “sudden illness” a euphemism for “fell out a window”? #LindseyGraham
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"don't you know who I play golf with?" #NorEng
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Gooooooooooooooooal!!!!
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This thread 👇
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kentucky Governor should appoint a new Senator and Mitch can argue about it if he’s able
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RESIST | FIGHT™ @resistfight.com · 06/07/2026
This is the ICE agent who shot the protester in the abdomen Repost- Make his day
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yikes, USMNT not looking too good out of the gate
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ICE shoots protester in stomach with "less than lethal" bullets—had to be rushed to hospital. Agent leans out of moving car to shoot with one hand—while driving with other. Threads banned me for showing these videos, but you can help my work here: buymeacoffee.com/alexjungle
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/07/2026
RESPECT Every politician should be doing this. Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026
If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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Eric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The DNC really should use Mamdani as a consultant for policy and messaging.
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s apparent that the MAGA strategy is just spout any self serving lie you want, it will be parroted by MSM with little pushback, and a segment of the population will swallow it. It works incredibly well and until there’s actual resistance they’ll do it no matter how far fetched it is.
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I like presidents that, when they say “unconditional surrender”, they mean the other country
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elias: The fact that the New York Times thinks there’s a middle ground here… Here’s my message: I don’t compromise with Republicans because there is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist, and they are trying to burn down democracy.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you shop at Hobby Lobby, your money is going to end civil rights for LGBT people. Everyone can do what they want with their money, but don't call yourself an ally.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 12/06/2026
A trillionaire isn’t a success story. it’s a policy failure.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight
Smash JT *
@SmashJT
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This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling
Trans.
They know what they're doing.
Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.
I will not be gaslit.
HALO
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, all of us.” This 1940s film warning against bigotry and fascism is more relevant now than ever.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The only thing disappearing faster than our freedoms are the performers at Freedom 250
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 30/05/2026
Have you taken GLP-1s for something other than weight loss? We want to hear from you: bit.ly/4u7Us7H
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Our government has become so corrupt that there's nobody left to investigate the corruption
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power are cartoonists.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
friends, do you suffer from the heartbreak of fuckbrainoligarchosis? that's when you have so much money, you imagine you're an expert in everything. I explain it all in today's post, along with Mamadani's new luxury tax in NYC. thank you for your attention to this here link: bit.ly/4sHMZvx
I fucking love Zohran Mamdani. he’s so charming and charismatic — and he’s so freaking good at messaging.

no wonder the oligarchy hates Zohran’s guts. boo fucking hoo, oligarchs.

the morbidly wealthy call this luxury tax a nightmare. I call it a good start — because taxing billionaires out of existence is one sure cure for the heartbreak of fuckbrainoligarchosis.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's reverse Robin Hood.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 13/04/2026
Cute miscommunication 😻 Cat headbutt: Love Goat headbutt: Play
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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Baby, wake up, new Iran Lego AI video just dropped
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 08/04/2026
We’ve gotten over 100+ new followers for @jenjordanga.bsky.social today. Her race to flip a Georgia State Supreme Court seat is a little over one month away, and we need to help her spread the word. Let’s see how high we can get her follower count. Please give Jen a follow.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!” IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?” TRUMP: “Deal.” FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”
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PleaseImprisonMe @pleaseimprisonme.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone who believes they have the singular right to end an entire civilisation should be removed from office TODAY, not after the bombs have dropped. Unbelievable every sane member of Congress is not shouting this from the rooftops. WAKE UP!!!!
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