Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My son went to see Resident Evil yesterday, and we got into talking about the slow zombie vs fast and supernatural vs viral zombie split, and how you can clearly see an existing folklore split into two competing schools. This made me realise that 28 Days Later is the zombie protestant reformation. 010
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My wife put on Pride & Prejudice & Zombies to watch with my daughter for a fun girls movie night. Turns out my daughter has never seen Pride & Prejudice so not only does she have no context for it, she's going to be VERY confused when she eventually sees the original. 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My YouTube algorithm has decided to serve me up a ton of Nina Hagen, who I hadn't listened to before. Right now I'm putting her in the same bucket as Sleaford Mods - objectively annoying and borderline unlistenable, but there's just something compelling there that makes me enjoy it. 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomA. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all 694703689
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026getting owned by 9-year-olds at online multiplayer games? 221549138
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My daughter celebrating her first three pointer in a game with a triple quarter pounder. There's a solid chance she'll end up in a meat coma. 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomFailure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He's off to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. RIP 213836
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026LinkedIn serves exactly one useful purpose that AI slop is threatening. Just like Facebook shows which of your family are terminally gullible and Twitter shows which of your acquaintances are now Nazis, LinkedIn highlights which of your former colleagues are absolute, insufferable wankers 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Was just very excited about a concert with QOTSA, Primus and Tropical Fuck Storm announced an hour or so ago. In between going to the ticket website and seeing there was pre-sales available and taking like 2 minutes to sign up an account to register, there's no more pre-sales. Fuck scalper bots. 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It's baffling as to why, but a random surf club on the Sunshine Coast has one of the best executed mosaics I've ever seen... in their toilet 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Let me be EXCEEDINGLY clear: the "round thing in your face" that gets you "sprung" in Baby Got Back is a woman's huge ass. I'm sick to death of seeing people on the timeline argue it's something else spherical or circular. This is the exact sort of erasure of women's huge asses Mix tried to address. 692553333
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go 453062476
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains. 232556568
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomDan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA 136127042787
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Just discovered that apparently half my engineering colleagues are listening to train noise playlists on Spotify. They're really not beating the accusations about engineers. 010
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 20/05/2026PDFs with 3d models in them can go fuck themselves - it's taken me hours to analyse something that should have taken like 15 minutes since they keep bricking my computer and at best take 5+ minutes to load. Acrobat is using 5.5Gb of RAM to open a 34Mb pdf. Fuck you, adobe 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Had to catch the bus for a few days and I had more strange encounters than I've had in years. It culminated with the last bus trip. I'd been standing the whole way, and a lady who smelled overpoweringly like Listerine loud-whispered "YOUR CALVES ARE INSANE" in my ear as she was getting off 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026@weirdmedieval.bsky.social love the latest episode, just wanted to give you a heads up though. A few times in this and some previous episodes, the audio that normally plays in between segments (monks singing? Something like that) is missing, so there is a few occurrences of ~15 seconds of silence. 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This is too goddamned catchy youtube.com/watch?v=_3Jn...youtube.comThe Dream Eaters :: Everything Is NormalYouTube video by The Dream Eaters 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomAmos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There is no McTry. 368222133732
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Now is the time of monsters, but even the monsters have been enshittified. 000
Reposted by Plastictreeofdoommuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Perfect 214274967276
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville” 424299695914
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/03/2026Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM 126178735897
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 21/02/2026@alicefraser.bsky.social was going to order your book, what's the best store to buy it from that will get you the biggest cut of the price? 110
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just going to point at my post from a year and a bit ago, like a fat, hairy Cassandra. 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further 126187644576
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I know remakes are a mixed bag, sometimes they're great, sometimes they're horrible, mostly they're meh. But to miss the point THIS much is pretty mind blowing. They should follow it up with a remake of Come And See focused entirely on a meet-cute during a bit of a stressful week. 111
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Apropos of nothing in particular, the Death Of Stalin is a great movie 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 20/01/2026@weirdmedieval.bsky.social I was having trouble trying to pin down just what I didn't like about Tostig Godwinson, then Aran brought up Erebus and it all clicked into place. Fuck Tostig! 010
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomH I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 19/01/2026To all actors who have played crazy tyrannical megalomaniac monarchs, I sincerely apologize that events have overtaken your parody and exaggeration. Please try harder to be unrealistic next time. 1429657
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Oh god, I just realised that since the stupidest thing is always what happens these days, I would bet a small amount of money that when the US invades Greenland it will declare war on the Netherlands, because Americans are CONSTANTLY confusing it and Denmark. Is it because "Dutch" starts with a D? 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Holy shit, despite being relatively well versed in nuclear history I don't know much about South Africa's program. I'd heard briefly about this guy but didn't know this part of the story, just a vague "he sabotaged it". Clever as fuck. 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomHarry Jarin for Congress @harrymd5.bsky.social · 12/01/2026sauvignon bloc 302860591
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I've spent the holidays relearning bass using my right hand (I used to play left handed, but my family got me an awesome right-handed 5 string without realising), and learning left handed guitar (an old, broken Magnum that I rescued from the dump), never played before. Confusing, to say the least. 000
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Pissing off the entire world and then setting the precedent that it's cool to kidnap heads of state is certainly a choice. 1157492
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 24/12/2025When shopping for records as a Christmas present my wife said our oldest son's friends had been "getting him into rap, like Drake and shit". Because she's got a very odd sense of humour we're about to hear NWA blasted full volume at 7am 000
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Nakatomi plaza is full of terrorists and yet this guy is still the worst 010
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Yet another day where I'm getting closer to understanding where Frank Herbert was coming from with the whole Butlerian Jihad thing 010
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over 117124984427
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomJamie Gaskarth @jamiegaskarth.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Author of the US National Security Strategy revealed... 1260563
Reposted by PlastictreeofdoomBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Nia DaCosta did a Criterion closet and her first two movies were Love & Basketball and Come and See and I am absolutely in awe of the chaotic energy of that 1070070
Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I was talking to my 11yo daughter about music at high school, and she said she'd been working on a few songs using the garage band sequencer and would let me hear one. I expected simple kids music, but she's apparently Aphex Twins understudy. Mind blowing EDM. Hopefully she shares it. 100
Reposted by Plastictreeofdoomsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts 234867845
Reposted by Plastictreeofdoomdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe 9625114